Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I'm sick of the sight of McLarens parked outside Govan Lidl!

We know, mate. We know.

[TheDoggingFather]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Rrraaaarrrrr!

Surely a pro shot? How much did they pay you to take the picture? Have you got copyright to it?


Magnifique!

[iva cosworth]

Monkeylegend said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Rrraaaarrrrr!

And I bet when you got back somebody in a crappy F1 had parked next you and dinged your door.

Don't F1 doors go upwards ?

Be difficult to ding anything with one .

[DickyC]

It's all the driver's bling falling out of the F1 when the door opens that does the damage.

Chunj's Ignis Dinged With Bling.

It was in the paper.

[FRA53R]

DickyC said:

It's all the driver's bling falling out of the F1 when the door opens that does the damage.

Chunj's Ignis Dinged With Bling.

It was in the paper.

Ahh yes the Govan Gazette, I have that copy in my Ignis collection framed for posterity in the outdoor khazi.

[AW111]

In light of the "Troy is real" thread, will there be an Ignis video out soon?

If so, what persona should the presenter aim for?

[ManFromDelmonte]

AW111 said:

If so, what persona should the presenter aim for?

I'm still laughing about someone saying of the the presenter of that 964 video that he was "clearly a leading wazzock", so if I were Chunj (if only) there is only one persona to aim for - Leading Wazzock.

[FRA53R]

ManFromDelmonte said:

AW111 said:

If so, what persona should the presenter aim for?

I'm still laughing about someone saying of the the presenter of that 964 video that he was "clearly a leading wazzock", so if I were Chunj (if only) there is only one persona to aim for - Leading Wazzock.

To presume that our one and only Chunj would follow the example of a mere leading wazzock is incredibly disrespectful! I'm sure that our esteemed Chunj would be at least an Admiral wazzock or even as high as First C Lord of wazzocks in his interpretation of modern automotive video presenting.

[AW111]

I assume the video starts with the presenter dropping his bent coathanger from the top of a tower block...

[R_U_LOCAL]

Dear Chunj,

Have the recent reports of total brake failure in two of the new Suzuki Celerys caused you any concern?

Bearing in mind that you have a very close relationship with the factory, can you shed any light on the cause of the failures? Will you be considering any further upgrades to the Ignis' brakes?

[Mark-C]

Dear Chunjmeister

I am concerned at the possible effect of the Ignis on retail values of the Ferrari 458 Scuderia what with never having enough money to own one.

Do you have any thoughts on this or am I (as I suspect I am) a peasant not worthy of your time?

Cheers,
Middle aged bloke on the web

[ecsrobin]

Chunj,

I've heard rumours that Goodwood Festival of speed will be having the largest gathering of Ignis (or is it it Igni?) this summer. Will you be taking part in the festivities?

Your loyal follower

Robin

[Chunkymonkey71]

ecsrobin said:

Chunj,

I've heard rumours that Goodwood Festival of speed will be having the largest gathering of Ignis (or is it it Igni?) this summer. Will you be taking part in the festivities?

Your loyal follower

Robin

Ah, you've confused the Goodwood Festival of Speed with the Goodspeed Festival of Wood!

I'll be attending the latter. There will be many sheds at it.

[DickyC]

All Hail! The Chunj is here!

[RyanGazelle]

Chunji! Chunji! Chunji!

[DickyC]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

There will be many sheds at it.

"At it," you say, my liege. Are we to expect the patter of Wendy Houses?

[McAndy]

DickyC said:

"At it," you say, my liege. Are we to expect the patter of Wendy Houses?

No hanky-panky...only the roofs will be felt.

[ecsrobin]

McAndy said:

DickyC said:

"At it," you say, my liege. Are we to expect the patter of Wendy Houses?

No hanky-panky...only the roofs will be felt.

Will I get wood at the event?

[DickyC]

Chunj alone should be the judge of that.


Real cases! - Real people! - THIS is Judge Chunjy!

[MidnightXR6]

Will the ignis make an appearance at Chunkfest?