Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

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Al U

2,313 posts

132 months

Tuesday 16th June 2015
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Chunj, is it true that the ignis tyre pressures must be checked with a gauge that is to 2 decimal places? I have heard that the pressures being as little as 0.05psi out can make them undriveable, even for someone with as much experience behind the wheel as you.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Thursday 18th June 2015
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I test them with a size 5 reebok pump.

Quick boot to make sure they aren't flat!

morgrp

4,128 posts

199 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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Dear cujunga,

I found this picture of the top half of a drivers side door top rubber seal for a Suzuki Ignis (in used condition)



Are we BFFs now?

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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Does anyone have a copy of Parking Ambition I could purchase? I'll consider unboxed if in excellent condition.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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morgrp said:
Dear cujunga,

I found this picture of the top half of a drivers side door top rubber seal for a Suzuki Ignis (in used condition)



Are we BFFs now?
Yes. We are.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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Impasse said:
Does anyone have a copy of Parking Ambition I could purchase? I'll consider unboxed if in excellent condition.
I have one signed by the man himself.

Not for sale though.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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The Ignis really does strike me as the ideal mode of transport for the discerning viewer of Turkish cinema.

Have you ever been stopped and recognised at your nearest eatery (kebab shop) whilst procuring nourishment for consumption whilst watching such films?

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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RobinBanks said:
The Ignis really does strike me as the ideal mode of transport for the discerning viewer of Turkish cinema.

Have you ever been stopped and recognised at your nearest eatery (kebab shop) whilst procuring nourishment for consumption whilst watching such films?
I'm a particular fan of Turks in Space. I believe the director may have used an Ignis covered in light bulbs as a spaceship in that particular oevre...!

ecsrobin

17,150 posts

166 months

Friday 19th June 2015
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Chunj I see an ignis sport is about to go on the market http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... do you think now is the current climate to sell such a car. Surely it is an investment for life?

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2015
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ecsrobin said:
Chunj I see an ignis sport is about to go on the market http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a... do you think now is the current climate to sell such a car. Surely it is an investment for life?
Only a fool would sell their Ignis.

(Would anyone like to buy mine?)

McAndy

12,503 posts

178 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2015
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
Only a fool would sell their Ignis.

(Would anyone like to buy mine?)
Quick, transfer the ownership and then sell, then you're selling somebody else's and you're a prestige dealer!

k-ink

9,070 posts

180 months

Tuesday 23rd June 2015
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Dear Lord Ig,

I was considering having your face tattooed over my face. Perhaps set off with some additional pinstripe detailing around my anus. Do you have a preference as to the colour scheme?

In the mean time, could I ask you a small favour? If I covered all the associated costs (replacement parts, post and packaging materials etc), would you kindly send me a pair of your soiled pants?

Thanks in advance!

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Thursday 25th June 2015
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k-ink said:
Dear Lord Ig,

I was considering having your face tattooed over my face. Perhaps set off with some additional pinstripe detailing around my anus. Do you have a preference as to the colour scheme?

In the mean time, could I ask you a small favour? If I covered all the associated costs (replacement parts, post and packaging materials etc), would you kindly send me a pair of your soiled pants?

Thanks in advance!
Would you prefer the ones that stick to the wall, or the ones that slither down?

El Guapo

2,787 posts

191 months

Friday 26th June 2015
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Chunkymonkey71 said:
I test them with a size 5 reebok pump.
Size 5?? eek Were your feet bound geisha style long ago when you were young??

Sorry, I've just realised that you probably had your toes removed as a weight saving exercise. That's commitment.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Friday 26th June 2015
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El Guapo said:
Size 5?? eek Were your feet bound geisha style long ago when you were young??

Sorry, I've just realised that you probably had your toes removed as a weight saving exercise. That's commitment.
I have carbon toenails...

TotalControl

8,076 posts

199 months

Friday 26th June 2015
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This thread has given me a good laugh.

MidnightXR6

813 posts

170 months

Monday 6th July 2015
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Chunj. Please give us feedback on the sponge suspension set up on the ignis. I am keen to learn more and aspire to the handling traits on my car.

Chunkymonkey71

13,015 posts

199 months

Friday 10th July 2015
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MidnightXR6 said:
Chunj. Please give us feedback on the sponge suspension set up on the ignis. I am keen to learn more and aspire to the handling traits on my car.
I believe the Germans call it 'foursprung fukt technik'

pad58

12,545 posts

182 months

Friday 10th July 2015
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TotalControl said:
This thread has given me a good laugh.
No , serious stuff.
Quit laughing at the back.

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,835 posts

199 months

Saturday 18th July 2015
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Moving through the traffic like silk through your fingers, an Ignis slid into the overtaking lane in front of me. I was in awe. Could it be the fantastically rare Six Cat Paw Stickers Up The Rear Windshield model? It was!!! I could hardly believe it. As the suckers on its after sales sunshades held fast and protected the identities of the pilot and his VIPs so, like a ballet dancer on her points, the Ignis, tippy toe on its elegant slender tyres, powered away from me into the distance and was gone from my life forever. It was there, then it was gone.

What a moment! A moment I shall always treasure.

Tell us, Chunj.

Was it you?