Chunj - Is this your Ignis?

[Justayellowbadge]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

(Either that or a pink furry Ugg boot).

That reminds me. Luna Seca, a couple of years ago, when Will Self and Coucher were reminiscing about the time LJK and Dickie M had taken VBH for a particularly spirited drive at the launch of the then new Soda Fabian at Vila D'Este, resulting in the requirement for a private surgeon to remove the pink Ugg that had somehow become lodged in her just out of finger reach.

[TokyoSexwhale]

Sport, natch.

[Foxeh]

Chunj, if I may? Firstly, thank you so much to find the time to speak to us on the forum. I think it really reveals something about the kind of fellow you are; informative and enlightening - a visionary.

Secondly, I was hoping you could inform the group what type of watch you wear that compliments your fantastic Ignis? One would expect it to be cut-price, yet reserved in its refinement such as the classic Casio LCD with the black resin strap, or perhaps the equally beautiful, yet with a more crafted engined - Timex Expedition Camo?

[Chunkymonkey71]

Only the finest Casio. It cost a whole £6 from ebay and comes highly recommended by the bomb priming unit of the Taliban.

[pad58]

Foxeh said:

Chunj, if I may? Firstly, thank you so much to find the time to speak to us on the forum. I think it really reveals something about the kind of fellow you are; informative and enlightening - a visionary.

And would enjoy a pint or two of Buckfast with.

[Toltec]

As one seeker of knowledge to another, could you enlighten us as to your tyres pressures?

[Chunkymonkey71]

pad58 said:

And would enjoy a pint or two of Buckfast with.

The finest of tonic wines.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Toltec said:

As one seeker of knowledge to another, could you enlighten us as to your tyres pressures?

The rears stay at a steady 35psi, the fronts, depending on the time of week, vary from 35psi and about 22.

[MidnightXR6]

Chunj. Where is your high end exotic sports car? I need something to jizz over.

[pad58]

I believe this is in the running.

[FRA53R]

Chunj, or should I say 'Your Honour' does this mighty specimen of automotive excellence still sport the original high quality, super lightweight alloys?

[Chunkymonkey71]

It does indeed, Frazza! Made even lighter since all the paint flaked off...

[TokyoSexwhale]

My right forearm hurts.

[Chunkymonkey71]

pad58 said:

I believe this is in the running.

Thinking of flying to Gdansk next weekend to get this one, but that's a whole different story!

It'll never be as legendary as the Ignis!

[pad58]

Toltec said:

As one seeker of knowledge to another, could you enlighten us as to your tyres pressures?

Done , don't hassle the man.

[GALLARDOGUY]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

GALLARDOGUY said:

My Ignis is an icon on my mobile phone.

The name Ignisguy was already taken, wasn't it?

I'm not surprised!

I am not worthy of such a title.

Only a deity such as yourself can be bestowed such a revered moniker.

[TokyoSexwhale]

With regard to what appears to be a chrome exhaust trim:

How many times have you been told what you want isn't technically possible, before achieving it anyway?

[Chunkymonkey71]

That's actually the factory exhaust.

Not to worry- it fell off last week and I had to get a new back box.

[Chunkymonkey71]

TokyoSexwhale said:

With regard to what appears to be a chrome exhaust trim:

How many times have you been told what you want isn't technically possible, before achieving it anyway?

I was once told that I couldn't have half rice and half chips with my pub lunch, but in the end I achieved my goal.

[M5Fan]

Mr C, firstly I'm sure I speak for everyone on the internets when I say thank you for putting 'finger to keyboard' and deigning to engage with us proles. If I may be so bold, a question if you can spare the time - I'd like to know how many horsepowers and torques she's running - is she stock, or has she been 'breathed on' at all?

I toyed with pulling the trigger on one of these a while ago, but sadly the only lease deal I could find required me to donate a kidney on top of the monthly payment (not to mention the potentially ruinous mileage restriction !1!!) Anyone keep up the good work with the Ignis, I think they only made about 250,000 of these - have you met any other owners?