Help! Advice on private sale gone terribly wrong :-(

Help! Advice on private sale gone terribly wrong :-(

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oobster

7,099 posts

212 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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SteveSteveson said:
By the sound of it he already brought it.
SteveSteveson said:
Well he probably shouldn't have brought a car sight unseen.
SteveSteveson said:
I don't see how using the system in place is rediculous.
furiousfuriousfuriousfuriousfurious

406highlander

182 posts

134 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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oobster said:
furiousfuriousfuriousfuriousfurious
Yep, spelling in this thread bought me to tears too.

BFG TERRANO

2,172 posts

149 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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406highlander said:
Yep, spelling in this thread bought me to tears too.
Bought or brought you to tears!?!!

The OPs story was funny enough but fk me it's gone from strength to strength!

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,240 posts

201 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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406highlander said:
Yep, spelling in this thread bought me to tears too.
It's like 10'000 spoons...

SV8Predator

2,102 posts

166 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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BFG TERRANO said:
Bought or brought you to tears!?!!
Whoosh!

406highlander

182 posts

134 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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For the sake of clarity - "bought me to tears" was a JOKE.

I was being deliberately facetious. I know how to spell. SV8Predator was spot on with the "whoosh"!

Carry on.

haggishunter

1,315 posts

244 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
I found it bounce look you can see the girlfriend dropping it off.............






https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@57.5865736,-6.37687...
Wrong port for islay

pinchmeimdreamin

9,966 posts

219 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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haggishunter said:
pinchmeimdreamin said:
I found it bounce look you can see the girlfriend dropping it off.............






https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@57.5865736,-6.37687...
Wrong port for islay
But how do you know Islaydan is from Islay ?????

idea



It was your girlfriend wasn't it

haggishunter

1,315 posts

244 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
haggishunter said:
pinchmeimdreamin said:
I found it bounce look you can see the girlfriend dropping it off.............






https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@57.5865736,-6.37687...
Wrong port for islay
But how do you know Islaydan is from Islay ?????

idea



It was your girlfriend wasn't it
Rumbled! Cheap motor, needs a few quid spent mind

scdan4

1,299 posts

161 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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OP,

I think you need to work out where this car, registered to you, actually is.

Ring the ferryport that the car is supposedly at, ask for the security office, tell them your (sob) story and ask them nicely if they've noticed it / can spot it. If it is there, I'm sure it can't be free to park there, forever. Being the registered keeper, when it comes to annoy someone, it will be your problem. Even if that is just removal / crushing fee's.

If it is there, you need to decide if you want it back or want it gone. Back will cost you (more) money, but you will have the car. If you want it gone, I'd speak to your now friendly security man.

If it is not there, then you need to notify the authorities that you've kinda, permently, lost your car, kinda sorta thing. It may well be in parts on ebay or in a crate to africa and to be honest, both of those would be a result compared to being used for nefarious activities somewhere by people of moral turpitude. Whilst it's registered to you. I have no idea if there is enough in your tale to get a genuine crime number, but if so one of those could be useful to you.

As you know you've been silly and been had. If you can find the car, you need to decide if you want to plough any more time and money into this "good pub story" (personally, I'd give the car to the finder and write it all off as a bad lot) and if you can't you need to protect yourself against the stream of NIPS and the police turning up after it's planted through a posh jewellers window. Unlikely, but possible.




pinchmeimdreamin

9,966 posts

219 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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haggishunter said:
Rumbled! Cheap motor, needs a few quid spent mind
If it helps I know of a nice bloke in the western isles who would probably help you source some cheap parts.













haggishunter

1,315 posts

244 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
haggishunter said:
Rumbled! Cheap motor, needs a few quid spent mind
If it helps I know of a nice bloke in the western isles who would probably help you source some cheap parts.

Will he pay for them and post them for free?

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Muzzer79 said:
Where will he file the claim to?

Oh yes

Some bloke off a car ad
1 Text Message Avenue
Somewhere
Western Isles ferry port
Shouldn't laugh but....roflrofl

islaydan

Original Poster:

16 posts

116 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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scdan4 said:
OP,

I think you need to work out where this car, registered to you, actually is.

Ring the ferryport that the car is supposedly at, ask for the security office, tell them your (sob) story and ask them nicely if they've noticed it / can spot it. If it is there, I'm sure it can't be free to park there, forever. Being the registered keeper, when it comes to annoy someone, it will be your problem. Even if that is just removal / crushing fee's.
I'm hoping to pick it up tonight. I have been told the keys are at the freight office across the water, and it's parked nearby.

Time will tell, but I'll update this thread.

Got lots of offers from people in London, with foreign-sounding names, but I had to pour cold water on their idea of coming to fetch it - after the mammoth journey to get here there's the small matter of 550 miles to get back there!

Will let you know whether it arrives or not...

islaydan

Original Poster:

16 posts

116 months

Monday 15th September 2014
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At last, the saga is at an end :-)

I collected the vehicle from the ferry at the end of last week and checked it out. It was exactly as described, and certainly not a 'heap', just a two-owner low-mileage car in need of a little mechanical tlc at scrap money pricing.

The offers continued to flood in, including one from a chap in Northern Ireland who would have spent nigh on £500 to come and get it.

I got a tempting offer from a lady who wanted to pay by postal order, which I thought was a bit dodgy? In the end it sold to a hotelier on the Scottish mainland, who came across on the ferry, took it for a gentle drive and paid me cash. He seemed absolutely delighted with it - and so he should!

I also sold a motorbike to a chap in Aberdeen at the weekend. Again, I had to put it on the ferry and have it delivered, but lesson learnt, he paid for it in full before it was put on and was likewise also delighted.

Phew...lesson learnt!

clarkmagpie

3,560 posts

196 months

Monday 15th September 2014
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Well I'm glad it all got resolved.
Must admit, I didn't think it would!

giger

732 posts

195 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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islaydan said:
At last, the saga is at an end :-)

I collected the vehicle from the ferry at the end of last week and checked it out.
.....Phew...lesson learnt!
You sir are a very lucky man, and it's fortunate that you have found someone even remotely trustworthy who stuck to his word and left it at a ferry port as described (or not as the case may be).

Thanks for a good read, pleased you've recovered it and since sold it on(hopefully at a higher price to cover your costs!).

islaydan

Original Poster:

16 posts

116 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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giger said:
You sir are a very lucky man, and it's fortunate that you have found someone even remotely trustworthy who stuck to his word and left it at a ferry port as described (or not as the case may be).

Thanks for a good read, pleased you've recovered it and since sold it on(hopefully at a higher price to cover your costs!).
Glad you enjoyed the saga.

Taking into account the extra expense with the return ferry, and the bargain price I let it go for, I made £140 profit...

The bike made about £290 in profit.

Got my eye on a category C Ducati ST3 as my next project, so that'll be another thread!

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

234 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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islaydan said:
Glad you enjoyed the saga.

Taking into account the extra expense with the return ferry, and the bargain price I let it go for, I made £140 profit...

The bike made about £290 in profit.

Got my eye on a category C Ducati ST3 as my next project, so that'll be another thread!
Take this as a warning.

You really need to stick to the vanilla stuff mate smile

Devil2575

13,400 posts

189 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Very pleased you got a good resolution to this smile