Idiot road rage

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gaz1234

Original Poster:

5,233 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Strange old man needs sorting out, we'll his stty car does.
How best to get revenge?
Stupid man, I know where he lives...

southendpier

5,254 posts

228 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Park badly near his house. Double points for over the dropped kerb.

Ray Luxury-Yacht

8,910 posts

215 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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I've had a few of these, over the years, and I guess like you, have found out where the car / person actually lives.

Then I've gone to bed of a few nights, and laid there, and thought of plotting 'revenge,' that goes from pouring paint-stripper over the car, right up to knocking on the door, dragging the driver out of his house, and kicking his face in, whilst shouting something along the lines of 'how do you like me now, eh? eh?'

Then I have fallen asleep, and woken up the next morning as an adult, and just enjoyed my little mental vigilante fantasy....and then totally forgotten about the whole incident, let alone any 'revenge'...

Take my advice. Fantasise about kicking his face in, then go to bed, sleep, and forget all about it.

Life is too short for petty road rages, or anything that might escalate badly and eventually see you in prison.

Everyone is just human, people often react badly and make poor choices - leave it and move on.


AC43

11,433 posts

207 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Steal the caravan from that other thread and leave it outside his house.

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Rape his Scotty/king Charles/Jack Russel/cat.

He'll be crying into his cornflakes for months, until he forgets everything. Alzheimers see, get's all of us.

BugLebowski

1,033 posts

115 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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For a start how about you grow up and stop acting like a prissy little bh?

rigga

8,727 posts

200 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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BugLebowski said:
For a start how about you grow up and stop acting like a prissy little bh?
Failing that frozen sausages. ...

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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BugLebowski said:
For a start how about you grow up and stop acting like a prissy little bh?
Excellent.

Getting into the PH spirit nice and early! thumbup

Fleckers

2,851 posts

200 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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weld his doors shut

theboss

6,878 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Fleckers said:
weld his doors shut
After smashing them apart

Mark A B

166 posts

148 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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AC43 said:
Steal the caravan from that other thread and leave it outside his house.
I'm the man with a caravan... Free to uplift! wink

Pferdestarke

7,179 posts

186 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Marmite his door handles and then go home (to have marmite on toast)

Krikkit

26,500 posts

180 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Poke a bunch of frozen sausages in his lawn...

Seriously, if it's that bad just write a note and stick it under his windscreen. Keep doing it, and the message'll sink in.

mattshiz

461 posts

140 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Take your emotions out of driving. really not worth it.

T0MMY

1,558 posts

175 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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What foul deed is this scallywag guilty of?

CarAbuser

692 posts

123 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Throw a can of red bull at his house.

slippery

14,093 posts

238 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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We established months ago, through a PHer's scientific research, that this hammering sausages into the lawn idea is total bks as it doesn't work. It's getting about as tedious as remapped 335ds, powerfully built directors, smashing back doors in, bumming dogs and cans of Red Bull. Grow up for fk's sake.

numtumfutunch

4,704 posts

137 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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slippery said:
We established months ago, through a PHer's scientific research, that this hammering sausages into the lawn idea is total bks as it doesn't work. It's getting about as tedious as remapped 335ds, powerfully built directors, smashing back doors in, bumming dogs and cans of Red Bull. Grow up for fk's sake.
the sausage thing is a myth?

what next - Father Christmas doesnt exist?

GTIR

24,741 posts

265 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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So is rape the same as bumming when applied to dogs?



(And cats I guess)


(They're a bit tighter though)









(Apparently)

Tribal Chestnut

2,996 posts

181 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Is it impossible to rape dog as they can't say 'no'? Or impossible to not rape a dog as they can't say 'yes'?