Idiot road rage
Discussion
Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
I've had a few of these, over the years, and I guess like you, have found out where the car / person actually lives.
Then I've gone to bed of a few nights, and laid there, and thought of plotting 'revenge,' that goes from pouring paint-stripper over the car, right up to knocking on the door, dragging the driver out of his house, and kicking his face in, whilst shouting something along the lines of 'how do you like me now, eh? eh?'
Then I have fallen asleep, and woken up the next morning as an adult, and just enjoyed my little mental vigilante fantasy....and then totally forgotten about the whole incident, let alone any 'revenge'...
Take my advice. Fantasise about kicking his face in, then go to bed, sleep, and forget all about it.
Life is too short for petty road rages, or anything that might escalate badly and eventually see you in prison.
Everyone is just human, people often react badly and make poor choices - leave it and move on.
This exactly what I do in these situations... and laugh at myself for being so daft. Then I've gone to bed of a few nights, and laid there, and thought of plotting 'revenge,' that goes from pouring paint-stripper over the car, right up to knocking on the door, dragging the driver out of his house, and kicking his face in, whilst shouting something along the lines of 'how do you like me now, eh? eh?'
Then I have fallen asleep, and woken up the next morning as an adult, and just enjoyed my little mental vigilante fantasy....and then totally forgotten about the whole incident, let alone any 'revenge'...
Take my advice. Fantasise about kicking his face in, then go to bed, sleep, and forget all about it.
Life is too short for petty road rages, or anything that might escalate badly and eventually see you in prison.
Everyone is just human, people often react badly and make poor choices - leave it and move on.
tty car does.Watch this..
You will feel better in the morning !!
http://viooz.ac/movies/4205-falling-down-1993.html
You will feel better in the morning !!
http://viooz.ac/movies/4205-falling-down-1993.html
Years back I once had a guy follow me half a mile home to stand and berate me on my driveway for having the cheek to overtake him in a thirty limit. He failed to recognise that he was doing twenty. He could not have been a more stereotypically angry little man.
However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
dxg said:
Years back I once had a guy follow me half a mile home to stand and berate me on my driveway for having the cheek to overtake him in a thirty limit. He failed to recognise that he was doing twenty. He could not have been a more stereotypically angry little man.
However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
How did you know exactly which door to knock on?However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
MikeOxlong said:
Wait until he goes out and then break into his house. Next rig up his bed like the one in Wallace and Gromit. Instead of tipping him into his chair at the breakfast table, tip him into a wood chipper. Flush all the goo down the bog.
The perfect crime.
Not so sure about this. I had a flyer through the door today reminding residents not to put anything down the drain which can cause blockages. There was a picture of what was supposed to be a six foot deep access drain which was filled to the top with solidified fat and hair strands. I suspect there'll be complaints if you empty a whole body down there.The perfect crime.
dxg said:
Years back I once had a guy follow me half a mile home to stand and berate me on my driveway for having the cheek to overtake him in a thirty limit. He failed to recognise that he was doing twenty. He could not have been a more stereotypically angry little man.
However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
i find that a bit cringeworthy really..However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
dxg said:
Years back I once had a guy follow me half a mile home to stand and berate me on my driveway for having the cheek to overtake him in a thirty limit. He failed to recognise that he was doing twenty. He could not have been a more stereotypically angry little man.
However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
Boring boring boringHowever, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
dxg said:
Years back I once had a guy follow me half a mile home to stand and berate me on my driveway for having the cheek to overtake him in a thirty limit. He failed to recognise that he was doing twenty. He could not have been a more stereotypically angry little man.
However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
yeah dont ever do this OP. It makes you look a bit creepy and desperate for friendship.However, in his ranting - in which many claims of "knowing where I live" were made - he revealed which part of the estate he lived on.
So, early the next morning (Saturday), I walked round those streets and found his car.
What revenge did I bring upon it?
I knocked on his door. His wife answered and looked very confused - he clearly hadn't mentioned my great outrage to her. He came out and I...
... shook his hand, apologised for the incident and went on my way, leaving him looking extremely uncomfortable.
Why?
Because as the "apology" dragged on, I watched him slowly catch up to the fact that I, too, "knew where he lived..."
It was a sweet moment, and no cars came to harm.
Instead get an can of spray paint and scrawl the words I DRIVE LIKE A C**T down the side of the car, making sure that you give yourself enough space so that your not having to squeeze in the last word into a 3 inch space by the headlight. Big and bold is the way forward here.
None of this mushy shaking hands malarky.
Edited by dazwalsh on Friday 19th September 06:23
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