Idiot road rage

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John D.

17,707 posts

208 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Turn round on his drive.

JimmyConwayNW

3,056 posts

124 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Wait until he gets in his car. Weld the doors shut with him in it. Set it on fire.

You need to take action.

DrDeAtH

3,586 posts

231 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Use dogst.... That'll learn him....

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

168 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Not sure if serious thread...

Although I did find out that Dick is not censored!

vikingaero

10,256 posts

168 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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If you know his number plate then alter it with black electrical tape - preferably to one that isn't showing as insured on AskMID...

M3John

5,974 posts

218 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
...I've gone to bed of a few nights, and laid there, and thought of plotting 'revenge,' that goes from pouring paint-stripper over the car, right up to knocking on the door, dragging the driver out of his house, and kicking his face in, whilst shouting something along the lines of 'how do you like me now, eh? eh?'

Then I have fallen asleep, and woken up the next morning as an adult, and just enjoyed my little mental vigilante fantasy....and then totally forgotten about the whole incident, let alone any 'revenge'...

Take my advice. Fantasise about kicking his face in, then go to bed, sleep, and forget all about it.

Life is too short for petty road rages, or anything that might escalate badly and eventually see you in prison.

Everyone is just human, people often react badly and make poor choices - leave it and move on.
This. Exactly this. ^
I hope you've woken up today more of a mature adult than you were yesterday.

Matt UK

17,649 posts

199 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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I've always thought cellophane looks fun. Cheap, quick, harmless, causes no damage, but massive inconvenience factor hehe



wibblebrain

656 posts

139 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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numtumfutunch said:
the sausage thing is a myth?

what next - Father Christmas doesnt exist?
What sausage thing?

M3John

5,974 posts

218 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Matt UK said:
I've always thought cellophane looks fun. Cheap, quick, harmless, causes no damage, but massive inconvenience factor hehe


hehe

Snollygoster

1,538 posts

138 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Get a skip delivered in front of his driveway.

littleredrooster

5,523 posts

195 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Nuke the bd from orbit.






















This is PH - I can't believe we've had 48 posts and no-one's yet said this...
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littleredrooster

5,523 posts

195 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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wibblebrain said:
What sausage thing?
What sausage thing?? Where've you been hiding for the past 25 months? These things are an important part of your PH membership! Search for frozen sausages (and not in Tesco's freezer cabinets, either...)

T0MMY

1,558 posts

175 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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I'm still waiting to hear what motoring misdemeanour was committed but the important thing is not to overreact.

Clearly for a minor motoring infraction the chap must forfeit his life and the lives of his family.


Rich1973

1,191 posts

176 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Have a rental allegro delivered to his door.

Swanny87

1,265 posts

118 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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littleredrooster said:
Nuke the bd from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure...

Lv2spd2

33 posts

117 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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T0MMY said:


Clearly for a minor motoring infraction the chap must forfeit his life and the lives of his family.
But only unto the 3rd generation. Going farther would require a major motoring infraction.

crazy about cars

4,454 posts

168 months

Friday 19th September 2014
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Swanny87 said:
littleredrooster said:
Nuke the bd from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure...
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PoleDriver

28,616 posts

193 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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slippery said:
We established months ago, through a PHer's scientific research, that this hammering sausages into the lawn idea is total bks as it doesn't work. It's getting about as tedious as remapped 335ds, powerfully built directors, smashing back doors in, bumming dogs and cans of Red Bull. Grow up for fk's sake.
Totally agree... Most puerile!

OP, recommend he buys an MX5!

Monkeylegend

26,227 posts

230 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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gaz1234 said:
Strange old man needs sorting out, we'll his stty car does.
How best to get revenge?
Stupid man, I know where he lives...
If you know where he lives, you could always knock on his door and have a man to old man chat,if you are man enough, or you could just get on with your life.

slippery

14,093 posts

238 months

Tuesday 23rd September 2014
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PoleDriver said:
Totally agree... Most puerile!

OP, recommend he buys an MX5!
Genius! wink