Idiot road rage

[Coatesy351]

Do a big burnout outside his house.

(Warning: may upset other neighbors/police)

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

Knock on his front door, then run away.

[Campo]

schmunk said:

To date I have managed to not rape any dog.

Lets just rewind the thread a little here, is schmunk saying he's a bit of a canine casanova and always gets their consent?

I think in this country its still illegal - consent given or not

[PHmember]

Stones out of your car chimney whilst driving in front of him. Job jobbed.

[Atmospheric]

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

I've had a few of these, over the years, and I guess like you, have found out where the car / person actually lives.

Then I've gone to bed of a few nights, and laid there, and thought of plotting 'revenge,' that goes from pouring paint-stripper over the car, right up to knocking on the door, dragging the driver out of his house, and kicking his face in, whilst shouting something along the lines of 'how do you like me now, eh? eh?'

Then I have fallen asleep, and woken up the next morning as an adult, and just enjoyed my little mental vigilante fantasy....and then totally forgotten about the whole incident, let alone any 'revenge'...

Take my advice. Fantasise about kicking his face in, then go to bed, sleep, and forget all about it.

Life is too short for petty road rages, or anything that might escalate badly and eventually see you in prison.

Everyone is just human, people often react badly and make poor choices - leave it and move on.

Could not have said that better. Best way - the possibilities of something going to a place where lives are affected permanently increase 100 fold. Not worth it. By all means fantasise though!!!

[Monkeylegend]

Place a dwarf dressed up as a white gate post very close to his front bumper, so he scrapes it when he leaves his drive, leaving white paint all over his front offside corner.

[Gavin0478]

DrDoofenshmirtz said:

Knock on his front door, then run away.

Better off doing a Neg (Balls of Steel) by knocking and not running.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoxcZiWK79c

[zollburgers]

To really get back at him how about you invent a new type of shower wash that is a combined shampoo and gel and call it "head, shoulders, knees and toes"?

[medieval]

Monkeylegend said:

Place a dwarf dressed up as a white gate post very close to his front bumper, so he scrapes it when he leaves his drive, leaving white paint all over his front offside corner.

I think the dwarf idea has got legs .......well you know what I mean

[Meoricin]

Matt UK said:

I've always thought cellophane looks fun. Cheap, quick, harmless, causes no damage, but massive inconvenience factor

Short, sharp knife down the door shut line would have that off in seconds.

[williredale]

Matt UK said:

I've always thought cellophane looks fun. Cheap, quick, harmless, causes no damage, but massive inconvenience factor

I may have done this in the past. To someone at work.

That was after we blocked his car in with six tons of onions. Oh, and after we hid his car on top of a shipping container...

Happy days!