What would fit nicely in to this model of TT's exhaust?

[TIGA84]

Surely there are more timewasting options, rather than mild car related interference.

Why not arrange a viewing on a house he's selling, and cancel 2 mins after the appointment or something.

[vtecyo]

Complain to the company he works for.

Easy.

[stevesingo]

Is there not some kind of exhaust pipe whistle that can be applied. That way, he gets in, starts the car and whistles off down the road with everyong pointing and laughing.

Like this

http://www.amazon.com/Morris-Trick-Exhaust-Whistle...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qk7rlCnL0g

[phil1979]

vtecyo said:

Complain to the company he works for.

Easy.

Probably a better option, granted. Won't be quite as satisfying, but correct all the same.

[aw51 121565]

If the poor misunderstood driver of the Audi blocks the cross-roads at a regular time, then ring the local authority and ask them to post a CEO in the appropriate place at the appropriate time (assuming parking is decriminalised in your village?).

Or is obstruction a police matter?

Or just leave things until your "horn-beeping lorry driver" takes it upon themselves to 'nudge' the car out of the way? Full moon again in about 8 days, perhaps it will kick off then?


PS Calm down, dear!!

[Impasse]

Is the best way of dealing with a car causing an obstruction really to potentially immobilise it in its parked spot?

[Durzel]

Run him through with a blade made of the finest Japanese steel.

[phil1979]

Mods - you may as well delete this one. I'm off to the 'Juvenile things that make you snigger' thread for some light relief instead.

[SturdyHSV]

phil1979 said:

A note will not work, judging by the disdain that this pinched-nosed 'super estate agent' shows other road users when he blocks the approach to the town's main crossroads so that he can save 2 minutes by parking bang outside the sandwich shop.

So a baguette would seem like the natural solution...?

Mayonnaise on the door handle?

Depending on access fish / milk into some vents would be tremendously unpleasant for the chap, and leave the car unharmed, just smelly.

[DUMBO100]

1 large ball of blu-tak, some duct tape and a referee's whistle x 2. It's infantile,shouldn't damage the car and is funny as ... when they drive away

[Triumph Man]

Let one of his tyres down. Then there is no damage, just inconvenience.

ETA: When I say let one of them down, I don't mean let it down by slashing it with a knife

[tomsugden]

[vtecyo]

tomsugden said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iELnlCZPR5Y

ETA: No idea why it's not hyperlinking.

Edited by vtecyo on Wednesday 1st October 14:16

[Ian_UK1]

DUMBO100 said:

1 large ball of blu-tak, some duct tape and a referee's whistle x 2. It's infantile,shouldn't damage the car and is funny as ... when they drive away

We have a winner!

[Conscript]

Sit on his bonnet.

When he asks you to move so he can carry on his way, just give a Gallic shrug.

[LotusOmega375D]

Wait for the housing bubble to burst and then his TT will get repossessed and the Queen's highway will be obstacle-free once more.

[anonymous-user]

phil1979 said:

A note will not work, judging by the disdain that this pinched-nosed 'super estate agent' shows other road users when he blocks the approach to the town's main crossroads so that he can save 2 minutes by parking bang outside the sandwich shop.

He actually gave a gallic shrug to the lorry driver that had the temerity to beep him today. The lorry driver was blocked by Mr TT's boneheadedness, and had to wait for TT man to receive his skinny latte before carrying on his journey.

There is a massive car park 50 meters from the shop in question.

Edit: He also wears a quilted jacket, which itself is not so much of an issue. However, leaving the collar turned up so as to reveal the Burberry-check lining for all to admire just irks me over the edge.

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 1st October 12:45

Cheap Volvo estate. Move Audi.

[Matt_N]

Get a big tyre inner tube and fit it over the exhaust, youtube it.

[DottyMR2]

Is the standard PH response not to order a tonne of free porn mags to be delivered to his work? There's probably some niche sandwich fetish porn out there to relate it to him...

[furtive]

Triumph Man said:

Let one of his tyres down. Then there is no damage, just inconvenience.

ETA: When I say let one of them down, I don't mean let it down by slashing it with a knife

Do you mean just tell them they aren't as good as they think they are - that sort of thing?