What would fit nicely in to this model of TT's exhaust?

[SturdyHSV]

DottyMR2 said:

Is the standard PH response not to order a tonne of free porn mags to be delivered to his work? There's probably some niche sandwich fetish porn out there to relate it to him...

I believe one old practice that is no longer de rigueur is to hammer frozen sausages into his lawn?

[DottyMR2]

furtive said:

Triumph Man said:

Let one of his tyres down. Then there is no damage, just inconvenience.

ETA: When I say let one of them down, I don't mean let it down by slashing it with a knife

Do you mean just tell them they aren't as good as they think they are - that sort of thing?

I think he means take one of his tyres out for a nice steak dinner then never call it again...

[daniel1920]

SturdyHSV said:

I believe one old practice that is no longer de rigueur is to hammer frozen sausages into his lawn?

With some careful planning, a frozen black pudding could make a nice snug fit, May smell too nice if it gets warm though

[DottyMR2]

SturdyHSV said:

DottyMR2 said:

Is the standard PH response not to order a tonne of free porn mags to be delivered to his work? There's probably some niche sandwich fetish porn out there to relate it to him...

I believe one old practice that is no longer de rigueur is to hammer frozen sausages into his lawn?

I have a vauge memeory involving throwing a smashed can of red bull through the back door of his office?

[medieval]

If you want to go out with him the just ask

Shyness never won fair estate agent

[S11Steve]

Matt_N said:

Get a big tyre inner tube and fit it over the exhaust, youtube it.

This!

Works a treat too, and different tube lengths create a different pitch note - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJUP9O9RG8

[feef]

A couple of these should do the trick.


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008WERFUO/


And maybe a condom over the lot which'll inflate nicely.

[gazzarose]

What about a couple of surgical gloves came tied over the exhaust tips, or for a bigger bang,a couple of marigold gloves

[Tunku]

S11Steve said:

Matt_N said:

Get a big tyre inner tube and fit it over the exhaust, youtube it.

This!

Works a treat too, and different tube lengths create a different pitch note - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieJUP9O9RG8

That - I have to remember that !!!

[DanielSan]

From what I can work out, the OP wants to stop someone blocking the road, by stopping his car from working...

The irony is strong in this one.

[frumpytrickle]

http://www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/hen-night-shop...


A few bags of this would work lovely