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Fun Bus said:
DJP said:
If you fit budget tyres you will immediately lose control of your vehicle and mow down a bus queue of primary school children.
And then everything will burst into flames killing everyone to death in an instant.aka_kerrly said:
Ari said:
Any 'car enthusiast' that uses the terms 'rep mobile', footballers car' 'hairdressers car' 'girls car' isn't actually a car enthusiast, just a Top a Gear fan.
Yes, plus anyone who quotes Top Gear or specifically Jeremy Clarkson's opinion as FACT (I suppose).
Depthhoar said:
Anyone wearing a hat or head covering of any sort will be either driving their saloon/hatchback/estate far too fast and recklessly, or too slowly and without due care & attention.
Tell me I'm wrong.
(Gloves...there's another one...Hat and gloves = accident about to happen)
There, fixed it!Tell me I'm wrong.
(Gloves...there's another one...Hat and gloves = accident about to happen)
(4x4 drivers with hat & gloves excepted but only in rural areas)
Our feathered friends always wait till the car is polished and waxed before s
tting all over it.
The one parking space left available outside the shop is always a foot too small to get into.
Theres always 1 parent that thinks the Keep Clear hatching outside the school is their own personal drop-off point for young Tarquin.
Zebra crossings are classed as parking areas if there is a cash machine directly next to it.
Supermarket parking spaces were designed for everyone to drive Nissan Micra's.
Parent and Child spaces are fair game if you think your car is "worth a bit".
There's always someone willing to go faster than you on the motorway.
Mobile camera vans always see you on that 1 occasion where you "go a little bit quick".
Truck drivers are fuelled by coffee and are unable to leave the service station after refuelling without buying one.
Contrary to belief, American Police officers are not sponsored by Dunkin Donuts.
How drivers are surprised and feel the need to post their findings online, when they swap their barely legal, premium brand tyres for new Woosung ditchfinders that there is less grip than before.
People will buy tyres on the recommendation of a total stranger, even when its a different car, because they said they were "good".
There will always be crisps, crumbs, 1 glove and a seat belt buckle under every child seat.
Women see their partners cars footwells as storage/ rubbish bins.
Like emptying the dishwasher, checking the oil is "a mans job".
Tyre pressures are only checked when one looks a bit flat.
The majority of Off-roaders rarely go there. Many on the school run think off-road means 2 wheels on the kerb.
Its quicker to go into a fast food restaurant than use the drive thru.
tting all over it.The one parking space left available outside the shop is always a foot too small to get into.
Theres always 1 parent that thinks the Keep Clear hatching outside the school is their own personal drop-off point for young Tarquin.
Zebra crossings are classed as parking areas if there is a cash machine directly next to it.
Supermarket parking spaces were designed for everyone to drive Nissan Micra's.
Parent and Child spaces are fair game if you think your car is "worth a bit".
There's always someone willing to go faster than you on the motorway.
Mobile camera vans always see you on that 1 occasion where you "go a little bit quick".
Truck drivers are fuelled by coffee and are unable to leave the service station after refuelling without buying one.
Contrary to belief, American Police officers are not sponsored by Dunkin Donuts.
How drivers are surprised and feel the need to post their findings online, when they swap their barely legal, premium brand tyres for new Woosung ditchfinders that there is less grip than before.
People will buy tyres on the recommendation of a total stranger, even when its a different car, because they said they were "good".
There will always be crisps, crumbs, 1 glove and a seat belt buckle under every child seat.
Women see their partners cars footwells as storage/ rubbish bins.
Like emptying the dishwasher, checking the oil is "a mans job".
Tyre pressures are only checked when one looks a bit flat.
The majority of Off-roaders rarely go there. Many on the school run think off-road means 2 wheels on the kerb.
Its quicker to go into a fast food restaurant than use the drive thru.
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