RE: Shed Of The Week: Rover Metro

RE: Shed Of The Week: Rover Metro

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Gandahar

9,600 posts

129 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Mind you the MG version was supposed to be pretty good wasn't it ?

Or has 6R4 malarky got me mixing it up with the MG Maestro and over rating it?

Pommygranite

14,273 posts

217 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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cookie1600 said:
Pommygranite said:
When it came out What Car gave it a full 5 stars and proclaimed it a class leader...
What Car Azerbaijan?
Unfortunately not.

Seriously, when it was launched it was highly regarded. Especially when you considered what the opposition was.


ecs0set

2,471 posts

285 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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advert said:
I believe there are only 67 of these vehicles left SORN'd or taxed now.
There's a fecking good reason for that!

Concours condition? I'm forming a mental picture of the guy who owns a Metro in concours condition. I imagine a steely George Clooney look-alike, casually fending off the many attractive women vying for his attention while he stands proudly in front of his refurbished Hydragas suspension at the local Classic Rover event. No, wait...

What's really disappointing is that PH knows full well that this is a massive turd and has placed this here to generate traffic on the forums. Hey it's worked, I've posted! But after MANY years on PH, I'd have to say this is a new low.

PS. I've had the extreme misfortune to have two of these hateful little steboxes in our family. Would pick a similar period Fiesta XR2 over this every single day of the week.

FrankUnderwood

6,631 posts

215 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Is it better than no car at all though?

I'm buying my first house and might have to do without a car for a while because of the costs involved. It's (the Metro) not the best bit of engineering but if it's cheap and reliable then it's still far better than the bus (last time I was on a bus I got threatened by a nasty looking drunk).

This is PH though and I was hoping to read about a better SOTW as even if I can't afford a great car I love reading about them.



Matt

Fattyfat

3,301 posts

197 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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History has not been kind to the Metro, it had the bad luck of being an outdated design, rehashed for too long and ultimately became a bit of a joke.

I learned to drive in one, a 1.1 K series and to be fair it seemed ok to drive at the time. Never have and never will own one thankfully.

Blackpuddin

16,615 posts

206 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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BL Fanboy said:
This car has just been put in SOTW to provoke the same old same old.

"Shrug" This weeks choice does nothing to pique the interest of anyone who's been on PH long.

Its just encouraging readership "churn" of the product that is a commercial web forum these days.
You need to change your username as I am confused.
I agree with your basic point though. SOTW should pick only Cavaliers and the like so as not to provoke any of that awful forum chat.

sjabrown

1,932 posts

161 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Dreadful vehicles, but got some interesting memories of travelling in them.

Nearly missed a uni exam when one conked out and wouldn't restart. The same one was stolen, used as a getaway vehicle in a robbery, then recovered when it broke down.

Recall being in another through some deep water after heavy rain and it filled rapidly but didn't drain out.

Negative Creep

25,006 posts

228 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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willisit said:
Dave Hedgehog said:
its not a maligned car, its a bloody death trap

the crash worthiness was so bad they where pulled just after NCAP tested them
This.

Pretty sure you're going to die or be mangled enough to want to have in any road traffic incident. Awful, horrible things.
You are aware it was actually possible to complete a car journey without instantly exploding in a ball of fire before NCAP was introduced?

J4CKO

41,680 posts

201 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Pommygranite said:
cookie1600 said:
Pommygranite said:
When it came out What Car gave it a full 5 stars and proclaimed it a class leader...
What Car Azerbaijan?
Unfortunately not.

Seriously, when it was launched it was highly regarded. Especially when you considered what the opposition was.
Yeah, don't think most of them get the fact this is a car from the seventies that appeared in 1980, it was a cheap runabout, it would have been judged by the standards of the day, not 2014

Chris Y

221 posts

189 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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I had the MG Metro. In its day it looked good and went well. While BL were responsible for some rubbish designs and shoddy workmanship the extent of the issues has been massively exaggerated in comparison to other makes. It's a very easy band wagon to jump on.

Blackpuddin

16,615 posts

206 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Gandahar said:
I screwed my wife to be in a red Metro in the middle of Watford NCP carpark one night. Beat that.
You screwed your wife, to be in a red Metro? That wasn't much of a dare.

Dale487

1,336 posts

124 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Blackpuddin said:
yes, six posts above this one
I think that came through whilst I was typing - thats my version any way & I'll stick to it.

Jinx

11,403 posts

261 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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I had many good memories of my 1.1L Red 3 door Rover Metro (one of the first lot with the Rover Badge). I think I'll keep the memories intact rather than splash a grand on this one (everyone knows red ones go faster). Tend to burst into flames if hit from behind IIRC.
If you've never driven such a light car on the motorway then you have never truly experienced crosswind.....

neil1jnr

1,462 posts

156 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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moskvich427 said:
I'd rather crawl on my hands and knees
I think I'd rather drive it over say a Polo saloon diesel....

contractor

919 posts

186 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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only a shed if shed is short for stbox

Barkychoc

7,848 posts

205 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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neil1jnr said:
I think I'd rather drive it over say a Polo saloon diesel....
I'd rather http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warw...

neil1jnr

1,462 posts

156 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Barkychoc said:
hahahaha I think that is enough internet for me today

Steamer

13,871 posts

214 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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IanCress said:
"No Alan, It's a Rover 100"

"THEY'VE RE-BADGED IT YOU FOOL!"
My first thought.
rofl


Not a shed because 5 door Metro.


Kitchski

6,516 posts

232 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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r11co said:
Comical. People here revere Caterhams and Westfields, and admire Citroen AX's and Saxos that are just as 'dangerous'.
Second time I've seen that, and I've got to point out the AX and Saxo (though you wouldn't want to test them) did fare better than the Metro in crash tests, and in the real world (speaking from experience I gained working in a bodyshop). You've also got to consider the majority rusted so badly, the original structure wouldn't have performed as it was designed to when new as there would be rot around countless spot welds etc. Mind you, the same could probably be thrown at a 1987 Golf or BMW E30, so what quantifies 'safe' exactly I wonder? They're all only tested when new.
I'm speaking as a pro-Metro voice on this thread, but the crash performance of them is particularly bad. I've got an old mag extract from the old Euro crash tests in the early '90's. The AX had a 2 star rating, the (then new) Saxo and 106 had 3, Fiesta mk4 and Punto had 4 star, and the Metro had a 1 star rating, and that was only because 1 was the lowest they could score laugh I still fancy a Metro GTi one day though, or an early 1.0/1.3 4-speed in really basic spec. In yellow, or beige!

Bang on about the Se7ens though, and probably most TVRs for that matter. If I binned my S1, I know there's not so much a crumple zone in front of me, just a load of randomly positioned spikes wrapped in bits of broken glass!

Edited by Kitchski on Friday 24th October 13:24

Pommygranite

14,273 posts

217 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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