RE: Shed Of The Week: Rover Metro

RE: Shed Of The Week: Rover Metro

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Warpspeed1

19 posts

119 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Ah memories, my first and second cars were Metro's - nice to drive compared with many small cars in the early 80's.
People need to remember that most cars from that time didn't fare well in a crash and that hasn't stopped some from becoming collectors items, a mk1 Escort Mexico will crumple just as well for example. My first was written off in a crash, rear ended at speed by a lorry pushed across the road head-on into a Volvo but I got out with only cuts.
The seller isn't expecting to get £950 reading the advert, £550 would probably get it.
You shouldn't expect each weeks shed to be always a big, powerful German motor.

Turbobanana

6,291 posts

202 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Gorbyrev said:
My understanding is that Caterhams are quite good in a crash structurally. Some of your bits are rather exposed and the crumple zones are far from generous. But people walk away from pretty serious racing incidents in Sevens.
Edited by Gorbyrev on Friday 24th October 14:01
Surely any Seven likely to be involved in a "racing incident" is roughly 75% roll cage? I dare say you'd be OK in a Metro if it had a roll cage (it wouldn't go, of course - PWR would be halved...).

Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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A '83 Metro 1.0L was my first car. Fun little thing for chucking around but even then I knew it was a st driving position. Still better than other stuff around at the time, I'd prefer a Mk3 Escort though.

cookie1600

2,122 posts

162 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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My Mother had a 1984 Black MG Metro, non-turbo version, with red seat belts - something unusual for the time. That went well (for the 80's) but three years in it needed new front wings, a front valence and various under-wing structure repairs. She sold it on after that for a 1.3 Nova SR and that was like night and day in comparison.

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Police must have loved them, they were everywhere!

dandarez

13,290 posts

284 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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J4CKO said:
Pommygranite said:
cookie1600 said:
Pommygranite said:
When it came out What Car gave it a full 5 stars and proclaimed it a class leader...
What Car Azerbaijan?
Unfortunately not.

Seriously, when it was launched it was highly regarded. Especially when you considered what the opposition was.
Yeah, don't think most of them get the fact this is a car from the seventies that appeared in 1980, it was a cheap runabout, it would have been judged by the standards of the day, not 2014
That's because they're all too young and wet behind the ears - ffs this car was launched at the Motor Show in 1980 with Maggie Thatcher in attendance. Things have moved on since then, many of which are most certainly not for the better (cars obviously have progressed for the better, of course).

The year before the Metro's launch I was 29 years old and working in Oxford, my daily drive there was 21 miles along the A40 (probably today the worst commute in the country - that's progress for you!).
I like to think my daily driver was not a bore (a Ginetta G15). In those days there were no bloody 4x4s to contest with or worry about, and just as well with the car being the height of a double-decker bus tyre.

Anyway, traveling that morning at in excess of 80 allegedly I still have the memory (pity there were no onboard cameras then or flash mobiles I could have taken pics with) of 3 Metros in that old BL orange blaze colour coming up fast behind me. I didn't know they were Metros, of course. All had headlights on and each passed me approaching the bend just beyond Cassington - at that time it was a 3 lane road if I recall). There were no real hold ups on the road then, even in rush hour traffic it at least 'moved'.

Those 3 Metros were a fabulous sight. That sounds absolutely daft now, but this was a car that was in the news that year 'all the time'. The ragtops were always trying to get an exclusive on it - I think the Sun got the biggest one. Naturally these test cars were nothing like the detuned production model(s). The 3 of them passed me with a consummate ease, although I did my best to keep up behind them on their way to Cowley works.

People really do forget how this car was 'all news'.



It does really look ridiculous now, but this was a time when 'all' cars rotted in front of your eyes. A different age.
But in a lot of respects far better than today's generation who can do nothing but mock, laugh, and jest, so typical of today's culture of vitriol and 'I know best' ...but who, in truth, know bugger all!

JamStar

48 posts

223 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Wow. My mum had a 1.1S three door in white back when I was a kid. Fond memories. My mum's was 100% reliable in the three years she owned it before she sold it to my sister's boyfriend and it disintegrated within weeks. Hahaha.

They've not aged well have they. I think people are starting to forget that simple light weight cars can be fun to chuck about despite their power defecit. This would probably offer more of a driving 'experience' than most barges would. That said, I'm not saying I'd buy a metro these days to cruise about in.

J4CKO

41,623 posts

201 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Al 450 said:
If it's a 1.4 then it's 105hp, 76hp was the 1.1L. Highest specific output of any small engine at the time and for a long time as I recall.
105 bhp was the 1.4 16 valve K series in the GTI, this is the 8 valve, the 1.1 K was 62 bhp.

I had a GTI for a bit, mine was a dung heap of a thing though, when new though they were quite capable, my auntie had one and my uncle used to nick it all the time and he is a nutter, upset the drivers of some much more impressive machinery with it, lightweight with 100 odd bhp and a wheel at each corner with a determined nutcase at the wheel is quite a formidable combination.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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neil1jnr said:
moskvich427 said:
I'd rather crawl on my hands and knees
I think I'd rather drive it over say a Polo saloon diesel....
So you've looked at his profile and decided to try and belittle him over his car because you think he hasn't got the right to comment because he drives a diesel Polo.

Poor form... nono

Anyway, you'd rather drive a Metro over a new-ish Polo? Really? Have you ever owned, or actually been in a Metro?

Pommygranite

14,264 posts

217 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Makes me wonder what other cars have received glowing praise only for time to make people forget?

I remember the Audi A3 1.8T and VW Golf GTI 1.8T MK4 to get launched getting 5 stars everywhere, winning all their group tests only to now be regarded as lumpy and a bit crap.


anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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I heard a story about the powder-coated alloys on the Turbo models. It went along the lines of the surface was so smooth that under heavy braking the tyre itself would slide along the rim. Is this bull?

Several friends had a Metro when we were youths in the early 90's - one even had the Turbo and it wasn't a bad looking car. I can remember never feeling impressed or safe in any of them though. To think someone would still want to buy a second-hand one surprises me.

r11co

6,244 posts

231 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Zircon said:
How is this any worse than its 1980's rivals:

Renault 5
Citroen Visa
Ford Fiesta (better image admittedly)
VW Derby (ditto above but much more £)
Fiat 126
Nissan Micra
Indeedy. The Fiesta Mk1 facelift (I refuse to call it Mk2) deserves more ridicule - the underpinnings were 13 years old when the car was eventually pensioned off, and the cheap South African steel it was made of rusted before your eyes.

The metro/R100 only outlived it by a year, and was a more modern design when it came to market in the first place.

Phil303 said:
I heard a story about the powder-coated alloys on the Turbo models. It went along the lines of the surface was so smooth that under heavy braking the tyre itself would slide along the rim. Is this bull?
Yes. Total.

Edited by r11co on Friday 24th October 14:42

Dunk130TC

328 posts

191 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Shed of the week? More like privy of the week.




htrowsoc

603 posts

195 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Was it the Gta? The fastish one with 100 bhp from a raspy little 1.4?

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Glowing over a Metro still, well, well. I'll forgive them in the early cars The original 1300 MG was a fun little thing, but when it spawned the frumpy later cars it lost the spirit IMO. We are talking 1990 with this tepid little rot box with a wheezy A Series!! You could have also had...



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Being there at the time these threads make me smile. We all knew the Metro was crap smile

Tankman2

21 posts

145 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Well done Mr Middlehurst, nothing like sparking a bit of controversy by saying a Metro is worthy of Shedness. This thread is entertaining. Which is more than can be said of the golden turd of the UK motor industry that was the Metro

IanCress

4,409 posts

167 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Pommygranite said:
Superb collection of old articles there. That'll keep me entertained for weeks. smile

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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IanCress said:
Superb collection of old articles there. That'll keep me entertained for weeks. smile
Absolutely, can we focus on these articles and forget this horrible reminder of British industry?

RX7 vs 968CS

Quoting 37mpg for the rotary at 56mph. Brilliant!

Agent Orange

2,194 posts

247 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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r11co said:
Indeedy. The Fiesta Mk1 facelift (I refuse to call it Mk2) deserves more ridicule - the underpinnings were 13 years old when the car was eventually pensioned off, and the cheap South African steel it was made of rusted before your eyes.
Not so sure about that. Just because tech is old doesn't make it bad. My recent Caterham had very old underpinnings yet was great fun.

Also much as my MG Metro MK1 was fun the MK2 Fiesta XR2 was another league. Way quicker, better equipped and styled, superior brakes, gearbox and driving position etc.

Wolands Advocate

2,495 posts

217 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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KTF said:
Until you hit something or something hits you.


I'm another Metro/100 defender, who speaks from experience.

My very first car while I was at university was a then year-old Rover 100, insisted upon by my father who thought a British car would be cheaper to run and fix, and who had fond memories of a Wood & Pickett-tuned MG Metro he'd given my mother in the early 80s. Fortuitously, my 100 was the exact same shade of blue as the one NCAP crash-tested so I benefited hugely from the airing that the crash test got on national TV at the time because it caused my mother to panic about me crashing it and dying, and therefore I was able to persuade my father to let me trade it in for the Mk2 Golf 1.8 that I really wanted instead.

However, whilst the Golf was a cooler car in every possible respect, it wasn't particularly a better steer. I drove all around Europe in my 100 (Germany, Italy, South of France) and whilst no 7-series in terms of motorway comfort, it was a surprisingly fine-handling car on a good backroad, if a little bouncy. Plus, the low power means you drive everywhere flat out, which is quite entertaining. And yes, as someone else mentioned, they are great at handbrake turns!

Occasionally I see a Rover 100 bobbling along in central London, usually in ritzy trim with some elderly woman at the wheel, and think that for £500 it would be a perfectly amusing anti-cool tool for gadding about town. Pretty certain my wife wouldn't agree though...