RE: Enough exhaust noise already: Tell Me I'm Wrong

RE: Enough exhaust noise already: Tell Me I'm Wrong

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paralla

3,535 posts

135 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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My Cayman S is going in on Monday to have the switchable Porsche Sports Exhaust fitted. I didn't spec it from new because I thought it was in conflict with a very expensive stereo upgrade but after all the GTS reviews on Youtube I decided it was necessary. I test drove one and it's nothing like as obnoxious with the valves closed. Always good to have choices.

Baryonyx

17,996 posts

159 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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That Boxster sounds fantastic.

JonRB

74,543 posts

272 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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I have a "pops & bangs" map as one of the selectable maps on the Syvecs ECU on my Sagaris but I rarely use it as, quite frankly, it genuinely sounds like it is damaging the engine.

It's quite amusing when used sparingly though. Especially in a tunnel -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0uzHiNYndsbiggrin




crispyshark

1,262 posts

145 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Any exhaust note, overrun, pops or crackles on a 'decent' car, be it Jap, German, Brit or anything else, is a good think in my opinion.

HOWEVER

I do believe it should be achieved by work the owner has done.

I'm not into this 'out of the box' engineered exhaust sound. I'll make exception for the older 'M', 'AMG', 'RS', 'Prodrive' etc tinkered models, as there were far fewer around 10 years ago.

I've changed bits on all the cars I've owned apart from the 987 Boxtser and even then I was considering an exhaust change (even though the stock S exhaust sounded great on full chat). I did it because I wanted something a little different from everyone else.

Buying a car from the manufacturers, where just by pushing a button it emits contrived sounds doesn't do it for me.

Equally, I like the sound of anti-lag in the right circumstance; I wouldn't install it on my motor though.

suffolk009

5,388 posts

165 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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My little Eunos developed a crack in the manifold on the way to a recent weekend hoon on the way to the Alps. It wasn't that loud, but it became unbearably annoying. I want to get it fixed and back to normal.

The best exhaust I have heard recently is the Aston V8, as a posted above wrote - quiet up to 400rpm, then it lets rip. I notice there's a tendency amongst Vantage owners to remove a fuse, so it's full on loud all the time. Why?

The worst exhaust noise I remember hearing on a car review, was some specialle Pagani. Every time the driver changed gear, BANG, a gunshot loud bang from the exhaust. That would drive me nuts. A deal breaker, even (if I had the £s).

sagarich

1,213 posts

149 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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JonRB said:
I have a "pops & bangs" map on the Syvecs ECU on my Sagaris but I rarely use it as, quite frankly, it genuinely sounds like it is damaging the engine.

It's quite amusing when used sparingly though. Especially in a tunnel -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0uzHiNYndsbiggrin
BRILLIANT!

GSE

2,341 posts

239 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Artificially created exhaust sounds are just wrong in my opinion. Why try and fool yourself? The same principle applies to fake bonnet vents and brake ducts that are only put on for show and do nothing. You need a Monaro with a Wortec exhaust for some genuine exhaust noise action. It can wail like a banshee and pop and bang like a machine gun, with some appropriate fettling of the throttle, yet can be civilised and quiet if need be.

I do like the sound of those AMG Mercs. There's one near me that I hear regularly. Not sure if it is deliberate or not, but when the owner starts it up, it emits a huge 'crack' before settling down to idle.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Exhaust noise is good. I had a sports exhaust fitted to my S1 Elise and my Europa, and it added a definite extra something to the experience. My Evora S came with a shouty exhaust as standard, which got shoutier in sport mode - made what would otherwise be "the engine out of a Camry" sound quite epic.

What I do struggle with is the cars that pipe the exhaust noise into the cabin via the speakers. That seems odd.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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TimLambert7 said:
The Boxster sounds fecking awesome
I thought that too.

Aeroresh

1,429 posts

232 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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I had a new 911 Carrera S on demo the other week. The exhaust couldn't make its mind up whether it wanted to be quiet or loud and it annoyed the hell out of me to the extent that it just ruined the drive.

Perhaps there's a fuse to pull but either way in standard form it sucked.

Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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Tend to agree overall. It's fine when you're pressing on but the video sounded like you were driving gently so the engine looks like it has an over-fuelling problem and needs fixing.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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I suspect reactions to this topic will be neatly separated into two camps:

Under the age of 35: Great! love all that poppin n' bangin
Over the age of 35: Urgh! no thanks, i like to move swiftly and silently like a geriatric ninja in slippers



(as a just past 40 something, i'm in the second of those camps....... ;-)




monthefish

20,443 posts

231 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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"Boxster noise terror"??

Yes, because you're driving like a c-unit in a built up area.




(no offence smile )

Funk

26,274 posts

209 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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I have a feeling that we should enjoy ANY kind of enthusiastic exhaust note/noise whilst we still can.

toxgobbler

2,903 posts

191 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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sagarich said:
JonRB said:
I have a "pops & bangs" map on the Syvecs ECU on my Sagaris but I rarely use it as, quite frankly, it genuinely sounds like it is damaging the engine.

It's quite amusing when used sparingly though. Especially in a tunnel -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0uzHiNYndsbiggrin
BRILLIANT!
This. Top work Sir. (Doff's cap)

brett84

1,291 posts

153 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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I think it depends on the car.
People expect my TVR to make loads of noise and I love it. As above I've got a pops/bangs switchable map, although the standard one does it anyway. I get 'give it some' or the like shouted all the time, need to give the pubic what they want wink
Plus the extra fuel on overrun helps to cool the pistons, thats my excuse anyway wink

Daston

6,075 posts

203 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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I think if the pops and bangs are mechanical (ie no switch has been pressed or ECU bit changed) then they are great.

The RX7 pops from time to time but you have no idea when its going to do it which makes it more fun smile The Tuscan also loved to pop and bang on the over run.

EGTE

996 posts

182 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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corporalsparrow said:
You're not wrong.

It's a contrivance. Created to amuse teenagers.

Next they'll rigging a Kia to play a V12 through the speakers and calling it enhanced driving pleasure.

If it ain't real, it ain't real. The exhaust should be designed to get rig of exhaust gasses as fast as possible, nothing more. Then, if it sounds good, it's because it is the real deal, not something to engineered to sound that way.
+1.

Dan Trent

1,866 posts

168 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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monthefish said:
"Boxster noise terror"??

Yes, because you're driving like a c-unit in a built up area.




(no offence smile )
But that's exactly the thing. Implied speed/tttishness because of the theatrics is entirely unrelated to *actual* pace, which was well within acceptable boundaries. By way of example a dog walker waiting at the traffic island (c. 31sec) gave me a right mucky look even though I was doing about 20mph as I passed her. And the ridiculous blipping was the auto rev matching, not me. Honest guv!

I'd do another run with the camera on the speedo/rev counter to prove the point but the car's just been collected, which is somewhat inconvenient!

Cheers,

Dan


Edited by Dan Trent on Thursday 30th October 12:39

British Beef

2,213 posts

165 months

Thursday 30th October 2014
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On the over run it sounds sh!t to my ears, totally contrived and artifical. Nearly as bad as BMW playing tunes through the speakers!!

A Cayman flying around Knockhill last week on the other hand sounded very nice, without any of this artifical farting.