Horrific MLM'ing

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HTP99

22,549 posts

140 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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My 22 year old daughter refers to lane three as the fast lane, when I questioned her on it she said that was what her instructor called it.

The issue with lane three now being universally known as the fast lane and lane one being the slow lane is; I think, what causes the issue with MLM's as they don't want to go slow and don't want to go fast so the middle lane is a good compromise.

croyde

22,898 posts

230 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Triumph Man said:
It seems younger people now are awful drivers, especially on the motorway. I am only 23, but I see loads of people my age or slightly younger either looking completely terrified, or completely distracted.
This is what puzzles me, as I said above, what with the test being far stricter than it was back when I passed over 30 years ago.

It's about to get stricter I believe, as they are going to insist on 50 hours minimum of training before you can apply for the test. It does seem that it is seen as a right to be able to drive not a privilege or otherwise surely the instructors could weedle out the people that should never be behind a steering wheel.

There was reality programme that made celebs of idiots who could not pass their test and then celebrated the ones that passed after umpteen attempts. Surely if you can't pass your test in, say 3 attempts then you are banned for 5 years.

Again I do find it surprising that you see so many youngsters driving, especially as the insurance is now eyewatering. It's starting to put me off and I'm in my 50s.

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Motorway Rules:
Lane 1 - For trucks
Lane 2 - For normal drivers
Lane 3 - For speeding maniacs

I think this is the genuine belief out there.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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JonRB said:
Many years ago when I had not long passed my test, I asked my mum why she never got out of the middle lane and into the inside lane. She said it was because changing lanes was dangerous and also because she was worried that if she pulled into the inside lane then she might get stuck there and be unable to get out again when she encountered a slower vehicle in the inside lane.

There was so much fundamentally wrong with that, I didn't know where to begin.

I think some drivers just get into the middle lane and go onto mental cruise control.
It's part the mental cruise control, but what worries me is that for some it's fear - they get themselves onto the middle lane and sit there because they are so lacking in confidence about changing lanes. Which suggests a worrying lack of competence. If you're so uncomfortable on the big nasty road, stay the f^&* off it.

Andyuk911

1,979 posts

209 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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HTP99 said:
My 22 year old daughter refers to lane three as the fast lane, when I questioned her on it she said that was what her instructor called it.

The issue with lane three now being universally known as the fast lane and lane one being the slow lane is; I think, what causes the issue with MLM's as they don't want to go slow and don't want to go fast so the middle lane is a good compromise.
I think you hit the nail on the head ...

What I find interesting, on a 4 lane motorway, you often see Lane 1&2 empty ... I wonder why?

Triumph Man

8,690 posts

168 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Europa1 said:
JonRB said:
Many years ago when I had not long passed my test, I asked my mum why she never got out of the middle lane and into the inside lane. She said it was because changing lanes was dangerous and also because she was worried that if she pulled into the inside lane then she might get stuck there and be unable to get out again when she encountered a slower vehicle in the inside lane.

There was so much fundamentally wrong with that, I didn't know where to begin.

I think some drivers just get into the middle lane and go onto mental cruise control.
It's part the mental cruise control, but what worries me is that for some it's fear - they get themselves onto the middle lane and sit there because they are so lacking in confidence about changing lanes. Which suggests a worrying lack of competence. If you're so uncomfortable on the big nasty road, stay the f^&* off it.
The standard of night driving is awful around here, because people are scared. They brake when anything comes the other way and wont go above 40! I hate the darker nights and dark commute not because it's dark, but because I know my drive home is going to made slower by mongtards. If driving scares you, don't do it.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Triumph Man said:
If driving scares you, don't do it.
Don't get me started about drivers driving cars clearly physically bigger then they are comfortable (or confident) with driving. It's especially evident in supermarket car parks.
It doesn't help that some of these vehicles - for example the Audi Q7 - are the size of a small truck.

ali_kat

31,989 posts

221 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Andyuk911 said:
What I find interesting, on a 4 lane motorway, you often see Lane 1&2 empty ... I wonder why?
Not if I'm on it biggrin

I see an empty stretch of lane 1, I'm in it at 70, even if there are slower cars in lane 2 wink

cj2013

1,370 posts

126 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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croyde said:
This is what puzzles me, as I said above, what with the test being far stricter than it was back when I passed over 30 years ago.

It's about to get stricter I believe, as they are going to insist on 50 hours minimum of training before you can apply for the test. It does seem that it is seen as a right to be able to drive not a privilege or otherwise surely the instructors could weedle out the people that should never be behind a steering wheel.

There was reality programme that made celebs of idiots who could not pass their test and then celebrated the ones that passed after umpteen attempts. Surely if you can't pass your test in, say 3 attempts then you are banned for 5 years.

Again I do find it surprising that you see so many youngsters driving, especially as the insurance is now eyewatering. It's starting to put me off and I'm in my 50s.
Perhaps a little harsh.

I failed 4 times, each for what I interpreted as trivial or grey areas. I'd been driving and learning for around 2 years and wasn't bothered about passing my test in a rush, so I gained quite a lot of experience. I'd end up as a chauffeur for my dad's driving laziness.

Fail 1 - Moved into the right hand lane at the end of a dual carriageway approaching a right turn on a roundabout. I did this when the roundabout was in sight (say 250m), whereas the instructor said this was dangerous (empty road) and I should have done so at the 1 mile point - at which point I felt I would have been more of a nuisance.

Fail 2 - Didn't cross busy traffic (turning right) when a still moving (15-20mph) Transit flashed its lights manically at me. I maintained that he was (according to the Highway Code) making me aware of his presence. Failed for Hesitation

Fail 3 - Went when a stationary car flashed me to give me right of way at a junction. I was failed for assuming right of way.

Fail 4 - An elderly person was stood in the middle of the road as I turned around a corner in a town back-street. I stopped to give him way, at which point he retreated backwards to the pavement. Failed for not letting him cross (this confused me)

I passed at attempt 5 with 3 minors (changed driving instructor after test #4), and I'd maintain that the constant frustration of failing for things that I'd just not been taught/were trivial made me a better driver. Plenty of lads I knew had passed 1st time at 17 and proceeded to have several lucky-to-be-alive accidents within their first 12 months of driving.

The problem is that the driving test doesn't actually test real life driving accurately, and can serve to give people an inaccurate sense of confidence. Driving tests would be better served with a period of black box monitoring over a 'probation period', in my opinion.

Good evidence would be from some attitudes in the black-box thread.

Been driving well over 10 years now, just to add.

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Edited by cj2013 on Monday 24th November 15:39

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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cj2013 said:
Perhaps a little harsh.

I failed 4 times, each for what I interpreted as trivial or grey areas. I'd been driving and learning for around 2 years and wasn't bothered about passing my test in a rush, so I gained quite a lot of experience. I'd end up as a chauffeur for my dad's driving laziness.

Fail 1 - Moved into the right hand lane at the end of a dual carriageway approaching a right turn on a roundabout. I did this when the roundabout was in sight (say 250m), whereas the instructor said this was dangerous (empty road) and I should have done so at the 1 mile point - at which point I felt I would have been more of a nuisance.

Fail 2 - Didn't cross busy traffic (turning right) when a still moving (15-20mph) Transit flashed its lights manically at me. I maintained that he was (according to the Highway Code) making me aware of his presence. Failed for Hesitation

Fail 3 - Went when a stationary car flashed me to give me right of way at a junction. I was failed for assuming right of way.

Fail 4 - An elderly person was stood in the middle of the road as I turned around a corner in a town back-street. I stopped to give him way, at which point he retreated backwards to the pavement. Failed for not letting him cross (this confused me)

I passed at attempt 5 with 3 minors (changed driving instructor after test #4), and I'd maintain that the constant frustration of failing for things that I'd just not been taught/were trivial made me a better driver. Plenty of lads I knew had passed 1st time at 17 and proceeded to have several lucky-to-be-alive accidents within their first 12 months of driving.

The problem is that the driving test doesn't actually test real life driving accurately, and can serve to give people an inaccurate sense of confidence. Driving tests would be better served with a period of black box monitoring over a 'probation period', in my opinion.

Good evidence would be from some attitudes in the black-box thread.

Been driving well over 10 years now, just to add.

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Edited by cj2013 on Monday 24th November 15:39
Was your examiner called Adolf by any chance? Some of them are proper nutcases who are clearly meeting targets to pass or fail X% of drivers in any given month.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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FourWheelDrift said:
Quick question, have you observed him blinking at all? Or even breathing?

He might be dead.
rofl

That is a very valid point and conjures up a funny mental image.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

228 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Would be funny if said driver also posted on here and started a thread about his annoying work colleague. smile

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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funkyrobot said:
rofl

That is a very valid point and conjures up a funny mental image.
hehe I was thinking it might be a similar situation to that video of the S-Class that could stay in a lane by itself with a coke can tied to its steering wheel (to replicate the weight of a human arm). I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess the OP isn't in an S-Class though...

alock

4,227 posts

211 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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croyde said:
Surely if you can't pass your test in, say 3 attempts then you are banned for 5 years.
It should be:
1st fail, wait 1 month
2nd fail, wait 2 months
3rd fail, wait 4 months
4th fail, wait 8 months
...
10th fail wait 512 months

Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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alock said:
It should be:
1st fail, wait 1 month
2nd fail, wait 2 months
3rd fail, wait 4 months
4th fail, wait 8 months
...
10th fail wait 512 months
Do you work in IT by any chance? hehe

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Leave him to carry on in lane two. That way lane one stays open for me \o/

You'll also probably notice the inverse lane discipline; light traffic in lane one, a bit more traffic in lane two and 75% of all traffic in lane three. Always brings a smile to my face as I waft past in lane one with the lorries and pensioners.

JonRB

74,549 posts

272 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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I failed the first 2 times, and passed the 3rd. First time I simply wasn't ready and was rushed into it. The second was borderline. Third time I breezed through.

I then went on to pass my IAM Advanced Driving test and have had various other advanced driver training and car handling courses since.

It always amuses me when I talk to people who proudly say they passed first time and are thus good drivers, yet have never done a jot of driver training since.

But I digress. smile

Rammy76

1,050 posts

183 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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There were lots of cars sitting in the middle lane on the M6 last night. The stretch I take from Carlisle to Penrith is usually quite quiet so they are easy to spot trundling along. I've given up crossing all the lanes to overtake them so generally tend to undertake them with caution and they seem completely oblivious to it all!

Another thing I've noticed now is when overtaking an HGV/slower vehicle in lane 2 at around the legal limit, people will sit right up my tail waiting for me to pull back into lane 1 instead of overtaking me in lane 3 which is clear to use! They must be either too lazy to change lane or don't understand how the motorway works.

Hoofy

76,358 posts

282 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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cj2013

1,370 posts

126 months

Monday 24th November 2014
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Swanny87 said:
Was your examiner called Adolf by any chance? Some of them are proper nutcases who are clearly meeting targets to pass or fail X% of drivers in any given month.
Lol no. He was an old bloke. Can't recall his surname, but this guy was white haired one-foot-in-the-grave type. Wasn't 'Mr Spencer', but it began with an 'S' or 'Sp...'. and was equally headmaster like. It's on the tip of my tongue - might have been 'Speake', but means little anyway. He was the type who would exaggerate the braking and throw himself forwards and backward in the seat in an exaggerated way.