I can't be the only person that does this can I?

[DWS]

You need to get a life mate.(or a car that makes such noises)
Unbelievable!

[Urban Sports]

DWS said:

You need to get a life mate.(or a car that makes such noises)
Unbelievable!

Yeah I'll get one of those lives

[V8Ford]

Sort of similar but whenever I go down a flight of stairs I imagine myself to be an airliner coming in to land, with my 'wheels' hitting the runway as I step onto the bottom landing.

Not sure why, I'm not really big into planes either.

[Prawo Jazdy]

JordanTurbo said:

eskidavies said:

I like to pull trolley back wards and swing the front end round,j turn jobby.

This.

I also enjoy supporting my weight on the cross handle to perform a Ken block style 360° 4 wheel drift/pirouette down a clear aisle.

Come to think of it, all I need is a Go-pro and a man on a segway. Then I'll be able to do a full gymkhana next time I do the weekly shop.

I like to make one small input with the aim of the trolley doing a 360-degree turn, while matching my walking pace and not deviating from the original course. I then casually extend my hands to take back control on completion. While the turn is in progress, it is important to maintain nonchalance. Breaking stride, running to catch up with a runaway, scattering less skillful shoppers, and knocking over a display of discounted Merlot are all frowned upon (by the governing body of the sport/artform). If the trolley is heavily loaded, so much the better. If things don't turn out as planned you will find that, like the kart you drove at that work Christmas do, you have happened upon a poorly maintained instrument and your talent in this field is not in doubt.

[danjama]

Stop it you lot, this is Friday banter and it's only Thursday!

[Major Fallout]

Sometimes you get the trolleys the the fixed rear wheels, they drift beatfuly. You cave to carry a little more speed but it's much more satisfying.

Also I have to clip my apexes when walking.

[g3org3y]

Urban Sports said:

The Mrs pointed out, not for the first time I might add that when I walk around the house I do car noises with gear changes and turbo chatter, usually a Subaru on a rally or an F1 car usually changing down through the gears.

I also apparently like to oversteer the trolley in the supermarket!

Time to grow up?

I would never, ever do this.

[Urban Sports]

Anybody else do a handbrake turn with the airport trolleys that have rear wheel braking?

[drivin_me_nuts]

In a supermarket it might have repercussions. I mean, she puts a set of supermarket frillies in there and you'll be up before the magistrate on charges of a double D crutchless shift. Tricky.

[jonnM]

Urban Sports said:

The Mrs pointed out, not for the first time I might add that when I walk around the house I do car noises with gear changes and turbo chatter, usually a Subaru on a rally or an F1 car usually changing down through the gears.

I also apparently like to oversteer the trolley in the supermarket!

Time to grow up?

I was going to say " you sad bd" but then I remembered I enjoy blipping the "throttle" on my lawnmower!

[1Addicted]

eskidavies said:

I like to pull trolley back wards and swing the front end round,j turn jobby.

...the amount of people that have nearly died while I've been doing this...

[krallicious]

Glad I am not the only one who arses about with the trolley whilst shopping

Baggage trolleys are also fair game especially if the brakes work well.

[Depthhoar]

OP: but are your noises as good as the ones this guy makes?.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb572Yo2aM

Edited by Depthhoar on Thursday 27th November 22:54

[jebus]

I may have done walking around house, shops making car noises, don't do the trolley thing really, do lifesavers a lot everywhere.

may also try taking racing line when walking lol

[RNicholls9]

Depthhoar said:

OP: but are your noises as good as the ones this guy makes?.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKb572Yo2aM

Edited by Depthhoar on Thursday 27th November 22:54

or this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9YluPOyXmg

[Coatesy351]

I like to Scandinavian flick the trolley.....

[R33dk]

I like to give a full on opposite entry ...

http://youtu.be/peXAs5ffIh4

Scenes like these are common in my local tescos .

[Oldandslow]

I do it too. Sometimes for a change of pace I do pod racer noises from Star Wars.

[Justin Case]

I'm still working on the Erik Carlsson style left foot braking for a nifty turn at the end of the aisles. Practice makes perfect.

[Nobby Diesel]

Major Fallout said:

Sometimes you get the trolleys the the fixed rear wheels, they drift beatfuly. You cave to carry a little more speed but it's much more satisfying.

Also I have to clip my apexes when walking.

4 wheel drive or front wheel drive Trollies.
You have to load the trolley differently, depending on which trolley you have.