Best smoker barges 1-5 large [vol8]

[CharlesdeGaulle]

One for the plutocrats.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

[W00DY]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-BMW-X5-4-6-IS-V8...

[NiceCupOfTea]

More e39 love:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...



Not a great pic, but a late low miles 530iA Sport in a nice colour with a decent spec...

[bmthnick1981]

One for the brave, very cheap C32 AMG with no MOT;

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-51-MERCEDES-BENZ-C3...

[CharlesdeGaulle]

This might suit those amongst us with long-legged passengers.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2015...

[Easternlight]

From that X5 ad
"WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER PLATE (JESS) WHICH IS INCLUDED IN THE SALE."

[ChocolateFrog]

Easternlight said:

From that X5 ad
"WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER PLATE (JESS) WHICH IS INCLUDED IN THE SALE."

More worryingly. "NEARLY NEW LANDSAIL TYRES ALL ROUND"

Absolutely not a selling point. A cherished example this is not.

[W00DY]

ChocolateFrog said:

Easternlight said:

From that X5 ad
"WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER PLATE (JESS) WHICH IS INCLUDED IN THE SALE."

More worryingly. "NEARLY NEW LANDSAIL TYRES ALL ROUND"

Absolutely not a selling point. A cherished example this is not.

Perfect tyres for a barge, surely?

[W00DY]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

Bargain.

[Stegel]

0a said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

harry kular said:

I know I'm not the first to say it, but that is awful. Fit for a bonfire, and not much else.

I rarely swear on PH, but that's st.

I may get flamed for this, but I agree with Harry - this is a poor effort, but it does benefit the proportions of the car, and well judged blister arches may do the same and look ok. I'm all for originality, but the C140 does take some effort (and the right colour) to love.

[harry kular]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

He probably wasted spent quite a lot of money achieving that look too. Some people...

I thought he didn't spend much at all!

[RobinBanks]

W00DY said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-BMW-X5-4-6-IS-V8...

Oh, that is fantastic.

[sam303]

W00DY said:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

Bargain.

Oof. Absolutely lovely. Probably.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

W00DY said:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

Bargain.

That looks a lot of car for the money.

The dealer's lot doesn't exactly inspire confidence, but what a car.

[harry kular]

W00DY said:

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/2014...

Bargain.

Lovely!

[Baryonyx]

W00DY said:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-52-BMW-X5-4-6-IS-V8...

What a hulking turd of a mistake that car is.

[RobinBanks]

Baryonyx said:

What a hulking turd of a mistake that car is.

How?
Are you suggesting that BMW made a mistake in producing it? I would say that they didn't on the basis they sell well and make the company money.

[Baryonyx]

Well, I suppose you're right, you've got to give the st-eaters what they want!

[RobinBanks]

Baryonyx said:

Well, I suppose you're right, you've got to give the st-eaters what they want!

Truthfully, if Range Rovers weren't there I would probably have a 4.6 or 4.8 litre first generation X5!

[derin100]

W00DY said:

ChocolateFrog said:

Easternlight said:

From that X5 ad
"WITH A PRIVATE NUMBER PLATE (JESS) WHICH IS INCLUDED IN THE SALE."

More worryingly. "NEARLY NEW LANDSAIL TYRES ALL ROUND"

Absolutely not a selling point. A cherished example this is not.

Perfect tyres for a barge, surely?

I have to confess, my E38 728i Sport came with a pair of brand new Landsail tyres on the back when I bought it. Being a fully practicing Orthodox Bargist and given the cost of 255/45/18 tyres it would be completely against my religion to change them whilst there are many thousands of miles left on the them!