RE: £100K Garage: Mark Williams

RE: £100K Garage: Mark Williams

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gigglebug

2,611 posts

122 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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"I doubt they will massively appreciate it but they knew what they were getting into when they paid for an advert."

I've not looked into it but does it state anywhere in the application for an advert that Pistonheads reserve the right to pass comment on the car you are advertising or your description of it?

If it does then fair play but if it doesn't then why would you think that they are getting no more than they deserve??

If I was paying money to a website to advertise something I would expect them to do just that and nothing more. I wouldn't be interested in their opinion of what I was selling and I wouldn't expect them to pass judgement on the way I was selling it unless I was doing something that breached their code of conduct or something illegal.

The article would have been no less funny if it had used fake adverts not real ones paid for by a customer

mon the fish

1,416 posts

148 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Some real sense of humour failures going on here

ClarkyboyS

341 posts

191 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Cant decide if this guy has really really bad taste

or...

a really realy good sense of humour!

lol

FastRich

542 posts

200 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Started reading this nd my blood was beginning to boil - whiff of range rover, C220cdi the ultimate in luxury barges, Audi TT Tdi - ultimate drivers machine etc and then I realised.....

roflroflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

kritter86

170 posts

135 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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I've just spewed, vile cars.

Great wind up though.

Urban Sports

11,321 posts

203 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Best garage so far, genuinely.

TWW

80 posts

119 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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gigglebug said:
"I doubt they will massively appreciate it but they knew what they were getting into when they paid for an advert."

I've not looked into it but does it state anywhere in the application for an advert that Pistonheads reserve the right to pass comment on the car you are advertising or your description of it?

If it does then fair play but if it doesn't then why would you think that they are getting no more than they deserve??
I understand that an advertiser wouldn't be best pleased but:

1)Isn't that the price of independence
2)Do you think they really care?
3)Do you think they weren't aware of the PH ethos?

As I've already said, these dealerships will have a small amount set aside for advertising which will go to this, and other classifieds. They haven't chosen PH for its mantra of 'Speed Matters', most are diesel, and the fastest petrol takes over 10 seconds to 60!

They have chosen it for maximum exposure to a customer base who have already made their mind up and want a Vauxhall terrible. No sarcastic comments that only appeal to/wind up die-hard PHers will change their mind.

And let's not kid ourselves, PH is very open about its opinions. It would have to be a dealer who had a pathological hatred for cars not to know of/ care about this site. I wouldn't buy a car from there.

nickboazracing

130 posts

237 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Good gag.

Some garages were, as has been mentioned, getting a bit samey. So good to see some humour.

Would be nice to see other themed garages. Perhaps a bike only garage? One car garage, diesel only cars, we had a brit garage already i think?

Eviltad

1,320 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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There really are some idiots who post on here aren't there?

Whoosh parrots defintely needed and a subscription to Sniff Petrol advised.

El Shafto

133 posts

145 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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I took it seriously to start with until I read "I would really grab this by the scruff of the neck and let the chassis do its magic." RE: the Audi TT. At that point, I knew it had to be a proper car person having us on.

Bravo Sir

Aproberts

382 posts

198 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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TWW said:
Again (assuming lay means pay) are you really celebrating the fact that advertisers could influence editorial content? I assume you read PH, and appreciate unbiased comments that don't paint CO2 emissions as the be-all-and-end-all?

I doubt they will massively appreciate it but they knew what they were getting into when they paid for an advert.

Did you enjoy your little moan?
Thanks, yes I meant pay. I wasn't moaning as it makes little difference to me. I merely openly wondered if hay markets customers would appreciate their products being mocked. Apologies if this came across as a moan, but please don't patronise me.

danielj58

123 posts

174 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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Garett said:
Haha brilliant, some truly non PH worthy cars there, don't think I've ever seen or even knew the Ford Ecosport existed. The name is a contradiction in terms and never the 2 should meet.
The marketing bods at Ford seemed to have also clocked this, and in a move that can only be described as sheer genius, decided that ecosport will be pronounced 'echo sport'.

It really does stagger me that we're still using fossil fuels when minds as brilliant as this exist!

</satire>

TWW

80 posts

119 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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Aproberts said:
Thanks, yes I meant pay. I wasn't moaning as it makes little difference to me. I merely openly wondered if hay markets customers would appreciate their products being mocked. Apologies if this came across as a moan, but please don't patronise me.
Sorry, reading my last comment, I came across as a patronising twit. Hands up, sorry there.

I was taking umbrage at your comment, which seemed to be a disapproving comment for its own sake. I thought the fact the website put it up in the first place was decent, and just showed a sense of humour. I felt it went a bit against the PH way of life to invite unnecessary interference.

Blimey, this must be the season of good will if two previously-arguing people have just apologised to each other on the internet. Merry Christmas!

ivantate

166 posts

168 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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These comments are better than the article.

turnipbmw

65 posts

173 months

Sunday 28th December 2014
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the list went over my head - no more unusual than any other list of mass produced goods.

Bland little people buy into lifestyle adverts then actually believe that the computer designed, robot built, pile of metal, plastic and rubber makes them seem interesting.

Looks like I am going to have to step up the the plate and do a £100k garage of cars you will not see in a Sunday supliment/Golf magazine/early evening sit com.

MoelyCrio

2,457 posts

182 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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The description of the Mokka sounds exactly like a girl at work describing her new (leased) Peugeot 3008. White definitely is the classiest..