Hairdressers cars... Best responses

Hairdressers cars... Best responses

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HorneyMX5

5,309 posts

151 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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"You wanna cut? Do you? I cut you proper Mr!" while looking mental and dribbling. Works everytime.

Hoofy

76,384 posts

283 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Impasse said:
Pretty much this really. Just tell them you're very macho, very manly and are very comfortable with your masculinity.



And you'll shag anyone who disagrees.
hehe

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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RowntreesCabana said:
I used to get the odd comment about a hairdresser car with the Elise, now I've just purchased an SLK...

I presume that the hairdresser comments are going to become a far more frequent occurrence frown
The SLK is a bit mincey so it's inevitable. I used to get comments about my old Z4 but ignored it tbh.

Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Sump said:
Ari said:
RowntreesCabana said:
I used to get the odd comment about a hairdresser car with the Elise, now I've just purchased an SLK...

I presume that the hairdresser comments are going to become a far more frequent occurrence frown
That depends very much on the company you keep....
Friends don't take the mickey, close friends do.
I tend to choose my close friends a bit more carefully. If the best a person can do is moronically regurgitate something he saw on Top Gear without the first idea what he's on about then he's probably not someone I'd want to spend a lot of time in the company of. smile

Ug ug - hardwesser car innit!

loser

RowntreesCabana

1,797 posts

255 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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St John Smythe said:
The MX5 is a bit mincey so it's inevitable. I used to get comments about my old Z4 but ignored it tbh.
The rumble will hopefully bring a sharp end to it, as I head off to the spray tan house at full speed.


Edited by RowntreesCabana on Friday 3rd April 16:17

dazzx10r

39 posts

176 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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I had this said to me once when I bought an Elise, I just replied 'yeah mate I usually do your mrs for free' smile

RowntreesCabana

1,797 posts

255 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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dazzx10r said:
I had this said to me once when I bought an Elise, I just replied 'yeah mate I usually do your mrs for free' smile
Thats the best reply. Close thread.

V8RX7

26,895 posts

264 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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So it's a girl's car...

so girls LIKE my car, I like girls

You prefer that boys like yours ?

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Corpulent Tosser said:
Oddly I had two MX5s and only ever got hairdresser comments from one person - Yes You Mr Kiltie.

brickwall

5,250 posts

211 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Go very very camp, and start fawning over how much you like your car (and especially its colour). Then say how hairdressing was a second choice career, because what you really wanted was to spend you life living out Sex and The City.

That'll soon shut 'em up.

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

249 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Only one type of blow happening in that ..... nudge nudge wink wink.

Disco You

3,685 posts

181 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Rude-boy said:
The Mrs has an MX5.

The one time that anyone we don't know has said 'hairdresser's car' to her she's sweetly turned round and said words to the effect of "No, it's my Winter car, I don't like the idea of driving any of my TVRs with all the salt and grit on the roads this time of year." That seemed to shut them up.

Mates and friends made/make the odd hairdresser comment but it's known to be in jest, in the same way one mate is often met with the greeting "Hello Droopy" even though the alleged incident was over 20 years and 20 girlfriends ago. So tired and old it's affectionate smile

Once overheard a bloke calling the Chim a hairdresser's car to his lady friend as they walked past and behind it in traffic in a town centre a few years back. 6k rpm with effectively a straight through exhaust as they walked behind seemed to change their perception and possibly did little for their underwear hehe
Really? Are the many cars which make worse winter cars than an mx-5? laugh

TheDoggingFather

17,103 posts

207 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Fancy a fk?

lbc

3,218 posts

218 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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My OH likes the look of an MX5, but for me it would be like driving a hair dryer.

QBee

20,992 posts

145 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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We all get stupid comments if we buy cars that others wish they could own.

I have a TVR.....you can imagine the comments I get about reliability. Yawn.....

Ironically, I have done 212 miles today in my TVR, to see clients. Our two German cars are both off the road, one (Audi A8) with a serious battery drain issue and the other (Merc ML) non-starting randomly. My most reliable car is actually the TVR, and it's the oldest by five years.

I have had some great dices with MX5s on track days, particularly on handling orientated tracks like Cadwell Park. Really good cars, great value for money, and clearly rewarding to drive at speed.

Leptons

5,114 posts

177 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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"I'm not a hairdresser I just love cock."

Justin Case

2,195 posts

135 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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Just reply '17' (other numbers are also available) when the maker of the comment says 'errr' just reply 'you are the 17th person (other nouns are available) who's made that comment this week'
The one thing that they like is to think that they are original as well as witty (?); this is the perfect antidote. smile

Spare tyre

9,591 posts

131 months

Monday 22nd December 2014
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My hobby car is a Jimny I use for greenlaning and when I need to park at the station

Get a few odd comments from people, really don't care. Great fun in that car.


acf8181

797 posts

235 months

Tuesday 23rd December 2014
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"Why should only hairdressers get to have all the fun?!