Hairdressers cars... Best responses
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Having recently invested in a "hairdressers car", obviously it comes with the standard office banter to be expected...
Just wondering if any of you MX-5 Owners or the likes have any nice standard responses to the hairdressers jokes...
One i used just this morning:
Plonker #1 - Is that your hairdressers car outside
Me - Yeah, i'd offer you a trim but you haven't had any hair for 20 years.
Just wondering if any of you MX-5 Owners or the likes have any nice standard responses to the hairdressers jokes...
One i used just this morning:
Plonker #1 - Is that your hairdressers car outside
Me - Yeah, i'd offer you a trim but you haven't had any hair for 20 years.
"Ha ha... Very funny. Never heard that before *Cough*Cock*Cough*".
Or just ask them why they are being rude about your pride and joy. It's not called for.
Having said that, no one has ever said it. In fact I found people more likely to say how they could never drive such a powerful RWD car and ask if it is a handful...
The people who say it either know nothing about cars, or are jealous.
Or just ask them why they are being rude about your pride and joy. It's not called for.
Having said that, no one has ever said it. In fact I found people more likely to say how they could never drive such a powerful RWD car and ask if it is a handful...
The people who say it either know nothing about cars, or are jealous.
StuntmanMike said:
Either tell them to get f
ked or ignore them, never get into car talk with people at work, they generally aspire to some sort of diesel German rep mobile and see everything else as inferior, unless your lucky.
I don't mind the comments, i find it rather amusing!ked or ignore them, never get into car talk with people at work, they generally aspire to some sort of diesel German rep mobile and see everything else as inferior, unless your lucky.But Stuntmanmike, you are correct, most people here drive German rep mobiles!
The Mrs has an MX5.
The one time that anyone we don't know has said 'hairdresser's car' to her she's sweetly turned round and said words to the effect of "No, it's my Winter car, I don't like the idea of driving any of my TVRs with all the salt and grit on the roads this time of year." That seemed to shut them up.
Mates and friends made/make the odd hairdresser comment but it's known to be in jest, in the same way one mate is often met with the greeting "Hello Droopy" even though the alleged incident was over 20 years and 20 girlfriends ago. So tired and old it's affectionate
Once overheard a bloke calling the Chim a hairdresser's car to his lady friend as they walked past and behind it in traffic in a town centre a few years back. 6k rpm with effectively a straight through exhaust as they walked behind seemed to change their perception and possibly did little for their underwear
The one time that anyone we don't know has said 'hairdresser's car' to her she's sweetly turned round and said words to the effect of "No, it's my Winter car, I don't like the idea of driving any of my TVRs with all the salt and grit on the roads this time of year." That seemed to shut them up.
Mates and friends made/make the odd hairdresser comment but it's known to be in jest, in the same way one mate is often met with the greeting "Hello Droopy" even though the alleged incident was over 20 years and 20 girlfriends ago. So tired and old it's affectionate
Once overheard a bloke calling the Chim a hairdresser's car to his lady friend as they walked past and behind it in traffic in a town centre a few years back. 6k rpm with effectively a straight through exhaust as they walked behind seemed to change their perception and possibly did little for their underwear
Rude-boy said:
Once overheard a bloke calling the Chim a hairdresser's car to his lady friend as they walked past and behind it in traffic in a town centre a few years back. 6k rpm with effectively a straight through exhaust as they walked behind seemed to change their perception and possibly did little for their underwear
You revved your car at a man who was mean about it? 
mikal83 said:
Just smile as you pull up your open backed gloves and smooth your moustache!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7EzmZcR_UEdited by Micraupgrade on Monday 22 December 14:01
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