RE: Porsche Cayenne S: Spotted

RE: Porsche Cayenne S: Spotted

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jeremyc

23,517 posts

285 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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Matt UK said:
jeremyc said:
understand your point, but what if your shoe cupboard has only enough space for one pair? Would it not be better to have something that was fairly good at doing both the wellies and running shoe tasks rather than just being a one trick pony?
Yup, it's a fair point and don't get me wrong - the world is full of these things so it is me very much in the 'wrong' here.. We even had a 4x4 for a while! And yes, pretty much every car is a compromise to some extent.

Still strikes me as similar to me putting some knobblies on the Caterham in case I fancy doing track days and green laning.

I guess to continue the analogy, if I only had space for one pair of shoes I would choose whether I liked muddy walks or running and enjoy having the right tool for the job.
I'm playing devil's advocate. smile

Far be it from me to make the case for single vehicle ownership, what with my garage of a-car-for-every-occasion. biggrin

leedsutd1

770 posts

187 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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[quote=foxhounduk]Lol at "Petrol is getting cheaper too".
Along with the Q7, these things are hideous. Who on earth buys these things?

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Am I the only person who likes the Audi Q7 (would be s line spec in black) ?

Clivey

5,110 posts

205 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
Still, it won't get me out of my Land Rove hehe
Me neither...and I've just noticed you're another D2 owner. beer Here's mine:


PistonBroker

2,422 posts

227 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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On a vaguely related note, that Mazda seems cheap. A quick browse on Auto Trader tells me reasonable examples come even cheaper too.

As serial Mazda owners, SWMBO was only asking me the other day whether they offered something that might replace our '04 CRV. Newer CRV or one of those CX-7s . . . Hmmm . . .

PlayersNo6

1,102 posts

157 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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Nice cars but the N/A engine in the S has had problems with bore liners scoring and therefore wrecking the engine. I'd avoid and go for either a 3.2 or a turbo.

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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Clivey said:
ZOLLAR said:
Still, it won't get me out of my Land Rove hehe
Me neither...and I've just noticed you're another D2 owner. beer Here's mine:

thumbup

Here's mine next to something a lot bigger!



Quite like the extra lights on yours, did you fit them.yourself?

J4CKO

41,637 posts

201 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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Never knew a manual was available.

I thought the Cayenne was some Sniffpetrol style joke about a Porsche SUV, I laughed at the 911 front grafted onto a VW Touareg in a hasty photoshop, ha ha, very funny, then I realised they werent joking, then they did the same thing with the Panamera, 911 front and back this time, grafted onto a big saloon.


Dollyman1850

6,318 posts

251 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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I pity the poorly informed internet warriors of the world..

I drive a polo diesel to work for the commute and at the weekends and in Bad weather I have this when the misses lets me have a go.…



Yes it is up the side of a Northumbrian hill, Yes it did carry 20 bags of gravel, genny and pump up there on massively wide road tyres without getting stuck..

When someone designs an alternative 150mph plus exec car with 3 tonne towing capacity that is also good off road I will buy one.

Yes if you want to cross the Darian gap then you would need the articulation of a Landy. In the real world however I find that my Ugly old GTS does everything any Landy would ever do with its air ride and 3 locking diffs. Occasionally I even put the winter wheels and tyres on it. The only thing it doesn't do as well as a landrover is rust and break down! oh and the Cam tick generally is a hydraulic chain tensioner, hardly terminal.

Like any and all vehicles they need maintained mine lost someone a hell of a lot of money before I bought it though. Thirsty. Yes but all in all a fantastic tool which eats miles in comfort on cross country trips..

The Tiptronic isn't bad but the latest generation ones must be fantastic. the GTS also had a manual option and In my opinion would make it a fantastic driving machine.

I also like the Telly's and Playstation which mine came with.

N



Edited by Dollyman1850 on Tuesday 30th December 17:00

ZOLLAR

19,908 posts

174 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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Dollyman1850 said:
I pity the poorly informed internet warriors of the world..

I drive a polo diesel to work for the commute and at the weekends and in Bad weather I have this when the misses lets me have a go.…



Yes it is up the side of a Northumbrian hill, Yes it did carry 20 bags of gravel, genny and pump up there on massively wide road tyres without getting stuck..

When someone designs an alternative 150mph plus exec car with 3 tonne towing capacity that is also good off road I will buy one.

Yes if you want to cross the Darian gap then you would need the articulation of a Landy. In the real world however I find that my Ugly old GTS does everything any Landy would ever do with its air ride and 3 locking diffs. Occasionally I even put the winter wheels and tyres on it. The only thing it doesn't do as well as a landrover is rust and break down! oh and the Cam tick generally is a hydraulic chain tensioner, hardly terminal.

Like any and all vehicles they need maintained mine lost someone a hell of a lot of money before I bought it though. Thirsty. Yes but all in all a fantastic tool which eats miles in comfort on cross country trips..

The Tiptronic isn't bad but the latest generation ones must be fantastic. the GTS also had a manual option and In my opinion would make it a fantastic driving machine.

N
Woah chill, no Land rover owners slated the Porsche in fact I said I quite liked it.
Be careful with that raw nerve, seems it gets touched quite easily.

edo

16,699 posts

266 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
Dollyman1850 said:
I pity the poorly informed internet warriors of the world..

I drive a polo diesel to work for the commute and at the weekends and in Bad weather I have this when the misses lets me have a go.…



Yes it is up the side of a Northumbrian hill, Yes it did carry 20 bags of gravel, genny and pump up there on massively wide road tyres without getting stuck..

When someone designs an alternative 150mph plus exec car with 3 tonne towing capacity that is also good off road I will buy one.

Yes if you want to cross the Darian gap then you would need the articulation of a Landy. In the real world however I find that my Ugly old GTS does everything any Landy would ever do with its air ride and 3 locking diffs. Occasionally I even put the winter wheels and tyres on it. The only thing it doesn't do as well as a landrover is rust and break down! oh and the Cam tick generally is a hydraulic chain tensioner, hardly terminal.

Like any and all vehicles they need maintained mine lost someone a hell of a lot of money before I bought it though. Thirsty. Yes but all in all a fantastic tool which eats miles in comfort on cross country trips..

The Tiptronic isn't bad but the latest generation ones must be fantastic. the GTS also had a manual option and In my opinion would make it a fantastic driving machine.

N
Woah chill, no Land rover owners slated the Porsche in fact I said I quite liked it.
Be careful with that raw nerve, seems it gets touched quite easily.
You must have read a different thread to me; I heard them thundering in before a single post was made....



Dollyman1850

6,318 posts

251 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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ZOLLAR said:
Clivey said:
ZOLLAR said:
Still, it won't get me out of my Land Rove hehe
Me neither...and I've just noticed you're another D2 owner. beer Here's mine:

thumbup

Here's mine next to something a lot bigger!



Quite like the extra lights on yours, did you fit them.yourself?


This was mine…Whilst prepping and painting the rear x-member at 3 years old!!
smile I speak from experience..They do say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result..

This was the one that cured me of the affliction..


I dare say you will love it but don't worry I do understand your illness..There is no cure wink

N.

edo

16,699 posts

266 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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I love the haters that think Cayennes cant cut it off road.. As good as a Defedner? Of course not. Capable? Yes.


Dollyman1850

6,318 posts

251 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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You see I don't have a raw nerve but it is important to fully understand the virtues of a car..The Porsche is a much cosier and warmer place to spend time when you use them as intended..

I can honestly say that with the correct wheels and tyres the Cayenne will do anything a defender will do. Its only a matter of Panel damage and most people even the ones running defenders have absolutely no need to use them to that extreme



This was the best Landy I ever had, If there is such a thing. Don't miss the frost on the inside though!! smile

N.


405dogvan

5,328 posts

266 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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edo said:
I love the haters that think Cayennes cant cut it off road.. As good as a Defedner? Of course not. Capable? Yes.

and about a gajillion times better on any other form of ground such as ROADS - where they really are astonishingly good - not just "good for a big SUV" (e.g. the X5) good either, good as in "good performance car" good.

I know someone who traded a 911 for one and reckoned all he lost was the ability to turn-away people who wanted a lift ;0

The only real downside to a Cayenne is that it's hideous to look at - get over that (and silver/smaller wheels/no tints helps IMO) and you have a great (abeit bloody expensive to run) car which does a lot.

I can't believe how cheap they are - the only real issue is that some have been cheap for a while meaning they've been owned by people who've not maintained em so expect issues - expect cheapo tyres - expect missed services and so on...

Edited by 405dogvan on Tuesday 30th December 20:57

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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I've never liked Cayennes, but if you want a big 4x4 with a V8 and manual gearbox this has to be better than a Range Rover P38 4.0 SE!
If Overfinch ever did a P38 with a 5.7 GM V8 and a manual that would be nice though...

johnnyBv8

2,417 posts

192 months

Tuesday 30th December 2014
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Dollyman1850 said:
That is one ugly front bumper! I said earlier that the looks had aged well, and I increasingly liked them - but I still can't manage to like chavved up versions!

kramv8

26 posts

117 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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I used to sell Cayenne's this vintage new and lightly previously enjoyed back in '03/'04 & '05 and felt I may be able to add some input into this article.

Namely:
1) The V8S offers virtually the same real-world fuel consumption as the massively underpowered/underwhelming V6 model you refer to in the article, so I'd encourage anyone ready to rape their current account/credit card with the fuel bills to go the whole hog and buy a V8
2) One comment on the article mentions Cayenne's 'limited' off-road ability - they're actually incredibly capable off-roaders and only now are people discovering this as they've become low-value enough to make taking them off the tarmac feasable
3) The manual gearbox is pretty woeful and unpleasant to drive - the shift is vague, the clutch is very heavy and it shares many manual Mercs issues whereby the handbrake is a pedal operated device which makes hill starts and pull-aways pretty tricky, even though Cayennes were fitted with an auto brake-hold as standard. So yes, there's an appeal to a manual V8 however, thanks to how well the optional 6spd auto drives/shifts I'd recommend the auto option really.
4) Your author refers to the Cayenne featured as having 'poverty' spec and mocks the fitted wheels - apart from being a rare manual this is not true. The 19" wheels it is shod with were expensive options over standard bin-lid items, it has PCM (again expensive back in the day) and looks to have Litronic headlamps too. And I can also see the switch on the console for PASM (air suspension) which if working correctly is a terrific system - it is not a poverty spec example!!!

Hope this helps.

red997

1,304 posts

210 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Having had two Cayennes I'm probably a little biased...
one gen1 Turbo, and a gen2 hybrid;

As for on road ability - the gen1 turbo didn't have much trouble (mostly) keeping up with my GT3 on the same roads.
It also (with 19" wheels and Pirelli Scorpions) did an admirable job in the winter snows, when we lived in an isolated location; - including towing many a stuck car up an icy hill - including one Range rover who discovered that nearly bald tyres don't work in snow - but its a RANGE ROVER....!

I was never going to green lane it - far too many Landys buggering up the lanes around me as it is...

But for a multipurpose vehicle, it really was hard to beat - 60 K miles in 2 years ish - yes, I needed a shell tanker following me, ave 19 mpg - but boy was it fun !

Second gen was a different kettle of fish - specced unto the hilt by the previous (saudi) owner and a hybrid
what ?! I hear you cry these things hardly even shift...

well tell that to the 996 turbo driver at Donnington, as I went round him past McLeans... it was a very capable car, and rather cost effective - also towed the race car over Europe with it
But, as ever needs change - so the Cayennes have gone the GT3 has gone (sob..) and all replaced with a do it all Panamera Turbo S.

My only experience with Landys is with several friends who had them - I say had - they've all seen the light and bought Jap 4x4s now - mainly due to bits falling off the Landy or the tin worm removing vital bits of undercarriage !

each to their own smile

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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I find that strangely appealing... A big luxury SUV with a V8 and a manual gearbox that is capable both on and off road?

Yes please.

red_slr

17,270 posts

190 months

Wednesday 31st December 2014
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Why is it when ever 4x4s are mentioned the defender top trumps game starts?
I am going to buy a Unimog so I can top the defender boys... or maybe a Land Cruiser.... mwahahahah