What to do when you have to park near c***s

What to do when you have to park near c***s

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Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

159 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Shed - and forget worrying.
Or park somewhere nice

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Troubleatmill said:
Shed - and forget worrying.
Sheds have a different set of worries. For one thing we don't have anywhere to park one at home.

I am trying to work out if this is deliberate or if they really are that s**t at parking.

swisstoni

17,016 posts

279 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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I think there could be more to this than pure bad luck given the frequency of knocks.
Perhaps this college car park full of sheds who's owners don't care about leaving a knock on the big posh shiny Lexus.
Perhaps your other half is not parking considerately.

If a shed is not an option than she'll have to park it somewhere else or put up with it - I don't see what options you have.

Tonto

2,983 posts

248 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Have any other cars been damaged recently?

If not, then it sounds like your car is being targeted.

V8forweekends

2,481 posts

124 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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People used to do this to my Audi all the time - no idea why - it wasn't even that new or in any way fancy.

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Tonto said:
Have any other cars been damaged recently?

If not, then it sounds like your car is being targeted.
My wife didn't think anyone had reported it, but she said she walked round the car park and about half the cars had scratches, and they are all stty old sheds that nobody would care about anyway.

We reported the last time it happened to the police, because it did look like it had been done deliberately. This doesn't, in isolation, but you can't be sure. The thing is a 12 year old Astra might have been damaged 8 years ago and not repaired, so the fact that most of the cars have similar damage doesn't mean it's that frequent.

The frequency this has happened is beyond ridiculous. I really don't want another car at home. Maybe a funky moped is the solution.

Blakewater

4,309 posts

157 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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This happened to my car the other day leaving it in a store car park. Didn't notice it until the morning after as I went back to the car in the dark. I've been quoted £300 and two days work to get it fixed. I had scratch and dent insurance on my previous car and never needed it in two years. This has had one bad stone chip, which was just bad luck, and this is the second parking scrape.

You could always try taking a car cover and putting it over the car when it's on the car park. It'll reduce the chances of people keying it or otherwise targeting it if it's deliberate and might offer some protection from accidental scrapes.

pork911

7,158 posts

183 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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is there no possibility your wife isn't doing it? the car park's busy when she gets to work and it does seem really quite frequent

if not just swap for a shed

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

135 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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pork911 said:
is there no possibility your wife isn't doing it? the car park's busy when she gets to work and it does seem really quite frequent

if not so just swap for a shed
Fixed

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Blakewater said:
You could always try taking a car cover and putting it over the car when it's on the car park. It'll reduce the chances of people keying it or otherwise targeting it if it's deliberate and might offer some protection from accidental scrapes.
Is that really a practical option, morning and night?

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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pork911 said:
is there no possibility your wife isn't doing it?
No, none. There are parking sensors on all sides, reverse camera (she reverses in), it's not her.

Burrito

1,705 posts

220 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Could try fitting a dash with motion sensor to see if it picks up who's doing it and if it's deliberate.

pork911

7,158 posts

183 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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thelawnet said:
pork911 said:
is there no possibility your wife isn't doing it?
No, none. There are parking sensors on all sides, reverse camera (she reverses in), it's not her.
i note you don't big up her reversing though.

only joking.



if it's this frequent, shed all day long.

Drive Blind

5,096 posts

177 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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are there no preferable parking spaces? wider ones, or end of the row or away from the traffic throughput?

also how's her parking? is she good at it? She might be crap at parking and somebody's taken exception to it.

also is she hot? Maybe somebody fancies her? Thats how it works doesnt it? Hot girl you fancy, pull her pigtails, scratch her motor hehegetmecoat


Hoofy

76,371 posts

282 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Wow. Get rid of that car and buy a rusty heap that will damage their car more than yours. Is it one particular group of people who just don't care about cars? (Pick your own Daily Mail hate group.)

hotchy

4,473 posts

126 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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By shed i dont mean a £150 106 with a million miles on that will last a week, your wifes hair will get frizzy as it leaks on her we mean to get a 1-2k jag, saab etc with all the toys with service history. nice and comfy, loads of car for the money and who cares if the outside gets knocked.

lord trumpton

7,405 posts

126 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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The common denominator in these situations is always the wife.

My wife's alloys are kerbed but apparently she didn't do it.

There's scratches on the rear bumper that she does not know how they got there

There are a could of bumper scuffs that someone else must have done.


Generally speaking women don't deserve nice cars because they don't really give two fks about them.

Just buy her a stter like a little clio or a Punto and send her on her way

22Rgt

3,575 posts

127 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Rusty Fiesta for £300. Drive into the car park at speed and first hit take out as many cars as you can, floor it in 1st and reverse on full lock and aim for the rest and if it will still move find a parking space and just casually walk into the office. Leave off time, rinse and repeat..

thelawnet

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1,539 posts

155 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Drive Blind said:
are there no preferable parking spaces? wider ones, or end of the row or away from the traffic throughput?
The car park is here:
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.2723211,-0.62049...

to the left, where the road ends. They do looked squashed in pretty close from the satellite view there, TBF.

She used to park in the car park to the north you can see there, but that's been closed down. Her workplace is the grey building to the left of the tennis court you can see there.

I did suggest parking elsewhere be she said she didn't walk far in the dark, but she said she'd rather get a shed. I told I don't really want to have to buy an old crapheap because some people can't park properly, and why can't she go by bike (motor or pedal) but she's not keen on that either.

Drive Blind said:
also how's her parking?
Better than mine wink

hepy

1,270 posts

140 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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lord trumpton said:
The common denominator in these situations is always the wife.

My wife's alloys are kerbed but apparently she didn't do it.

There's scratches on the rear bumper that she does not know how they got there

There are a could of bumper scuffs that someone else must have done.


Generally speaking women don't deserve nice cars because they don't really give two fks about them.

Just buy her a stter like a little clio or a Punto and send her on her way
Wow, have we gone back in time to the seventies? What next, call your wife 'the little lady'? Do some mother in law jokes.

Why don't you sit back and enjoy some Jim Davidson DVD's.