Brilliant idea for ladies in motorway toilets
Discussion
glenrobbo said:
Oh, if only it was just the ladies that did it....... 
there are just so many beanshakers on the motorways that cannot assimilate the simplest of rules:
Keep to the left ( <-- ) except when overtaking.
It's not rocket surgery, is it?
It isn't even brain science. there are just so many beanshakers on the motorways that cannot assimilate the simplest of rules: Keep to the left ( <-- ) except when overtaking.
It's not rocket surgery, is it?
Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 25th February 20:07
mph1977 said:
glenrobbo said:
Quick question:
If I am driving in the completely clear left hand lane, and undertake every car in the tailgating log jam of both overtaking lanes for the next two miles, who is in the wrong???
not you as you are 'passing queueing traffic' If I am driving in the completely clear left hand lane, and undertake every car in the tailgating log jam of both overtaking lanes for the next two miles, who is in the wrong???
You're only undertaking if you're in a right lane, drive left then back into the right lane after passing someone who was in front of you.
Triumph Man said:
XFDreamer said:
How about something along the lines of this.........
Ladies, imagine the outer lanes on the motorway are like this toilet. You just need to be here to do what you need to do then get out again.
That's actually quite a good idea...Ladies, imagine the outer lanes on the motorway are like this toilet. You just need to be here to do what you need to do then get out again.
Vanin said:
I think that to be equivalent to the male version, there would need to be three naked ladies each wearing a hat. Two would look depressed and one would have a big smile on her face.
The advertisement would be for Nurofen!
Brilliant!!The advertisement would be for Nurofen!
Alternatively you could have them as three topless women, one with bee stings for boobs and frowning, one with her boobs sagging to her waist and frowning and the third with a pair of Zeppelins and a big grin on her face. Advertising cosmetic surgery
smileymikey said:
Vanin said:
I think that to be equivalent to the male version, there would need to be three naked ladies each wearing a hat. Two would look depressed and one would have a big smile on her face.
The advertisement would be for Nurofen!
Brilliant!!The advertisement would be for Nurofen!
Alternatively you could have them as three topless women, one with bee stings for boobs and frowning, one with her boobs sagging to her waist and frowning and the third with a pair of Zeppelins and a big grin on her face. Advertising
Gene Hunt pointing saying
"Right fancypants, get yer knickers on and get out there.
The pedal on the right is the go pedal. Use it.
The one on the left is a clutch for when you take it into your pretty little head to use the stick thing, it's not a footrest".
A poster with 100s of shoes and a big cross through it. "NO!!! YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE".
"Take one day at a time, just think _ Tomorrow I'll buy some shoes but today I won't buy any, I CAN be strong".
"Call Shoeaholics Anonymous on freefone **** ******** for 24 hour support".
"Right fancypants, get yer knickers on and get out there.
The pedal on the right is the go pedal. Use it.
The one on the left is a clutch for when you take it into your pretty little head to use the stick thing, it's not a footrest".
A poster with 100s of shoes and a big cross through it. "NO!!! YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE".
"Take one day at a time, just think _ Tomorrow I'll buy some shoes but today I won't buy any, I CAN be strong".
"Call Shoeaholics Anonymous on freefone **** ******** for 24 hour support".
Edited by quiraing on Saturday 28th February 13:31
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