Brilliant idea for ladies in motorway toilets
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Now its getting to the point that you cant go for a pee in a motorway service station, without having to stare at an advert 12 inches from your nose advertising Viagra or more recently "A red X means you cant use that lane"....No s
t! I was wondering what that five foot glowing red cross above the hard shoulder meant!. I was imagining what adverts we could suggest to be nailed to the inside of the cubicle doors in the ladies toilets that would benefit mankind.
I'm going to kick off with a poster showing an aerial shot of the motorway lanes, with the strap line line: You loved the naughtiness of 50 Shades of Grey. You long for an exciting thrill, experienced by only a few daring women. When you leave this service station......"why not try using the inside fking lane"
It could be called. 50 Shades of Grey....tarmac
t! I was wondering what that five foot glowing red cross above the hard shoulder meant!. I was imagining what adverts we could suggest to be nailed to the inside of the cubicle doors in the ladies toilets that would benefit mankind.I'm going to kick off with a poster showing an aerial shot of the motorway lanes, with the strap line line: You loved the naughtiness of 50 Shades of Grey. You long for an exciting thrill, experienced by only a few daring women. When you leave this service station......"why not try using the inside f
king lane" It could be called. 50 Shades of Grey....tarmac
Edited by smileymikey on Wednesday 25th February 19:26
smileymikey said:
Now its getting to the point that you cant go for a pee in a motorway service station, without having to stare at an advert 12 inches from your nose advertising Viagra.
If you are stood that close to the advert, you obviously need the stuff! 
smileymickey said:
I'm going to kick off with a poster with the strap line line: Ladies....."why not try using the inside fking lane"
Oh, if only it was just the ladies that did it....... king lane" 
there are just so many beanshakers on the motorways that cannot assimilate the simplest of rules: Keep to the left ( <-- ) except when overtaking.
It's not rocket surgery, is it?
Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 25th February 20:07
OP, read the advert so you don't see the reflection of the cock belonging to the chap using the next urinal. It seems to be a new fad in motorway services, do away with the divider on the wall and put a glossy highly reflective finish so everyone privates are on display.
Lazy tight barstewards.
Lazy tight barstewards.
gottans said:
OP, read the advert so you don't see the reflection of the cock belonging to the chap using the next urinal. It seems to be a new fad in motorway services, do away with the divider on the wall and put a glossy highly reflective finish so everyone privates are on display.
Lazy tight barstewards.
OT but I've used some urinals that were basically a big circle with everyone pissing in to the middle whilst desperately avoiding eye contact with person stood opposite. Crazy!Lazy tight barstewards.
TX.
Quick question:
If I am driving in the ( completely clear ) left hand lane, and undertake every car in the tailgating log jam of both overtaking lanes for the next two miles, who is in the wrong???
ETA: Before anyone suggests, No I am not driving on the hard shoulder, and yes, I mean here in the UK.
If I am driving in the ( completely clear ) left hand lane, and undertake every car in the tailgating log jam of both overtaking lanes for the next two miles, who is in the wrong???
ETA: Before anyone suggests, No I am not driving on the hard shoulder, and yes, I mean here in the UK.
Edited by glenrobbo on Thursday 26th February 08:53
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