Say you blow your engine up ?

Say you blow your engine up ?

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J4CKO

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41,529 posts

200 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Was just pondering the cost per month thread and someone mentioned crying "if it went pop" and was wondering what the usual response to it is ?

So, you are on the way home, its early afternoon on a nice nice day, some music on, accelerating hard onto an A road, 20 miles to go, you hear a loud bang, some grinding and then there is silence and no drive, you coast to a halt on the hard shoulder, you see a trail of fluid, steam, some oily smoke and some "chunks", a quick look under the bonnet confirms it is pretty terminal.

What next ?

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

212 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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I'd be cursing being too tight to buy breakdown cover.

stuttgartmetal

8,108 posts

216 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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"You blow your engine up"

bqf

2,226 posts

171 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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New or recon engine? Is that too easy?

IanCress

4,409 posts

166 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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My car's probably barely worth a grand anyway (11 year old Focus), so i'd have it towed to the nearest scap yard, and hopefully get £100 for it. I'd then be scouring auto trader for the next shed.

bqf

2,226 posts

171 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Actually, heres a funny story. One of the dads at my sons school bought a Bentley Conti convertible. Brand spanking new.

2,000 miles in - kaboom - conrod destroys engine.

Bentley gave a loan car and are replacing the engine. I'd be furious.

cocopop

1,300 posts

205 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Continue on just one rotor, get home, pour drink, call garage, plan larger ports.

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Recovery call, start looking for new engine on ebay, figure out how much it'd cost to fix, decide then whether it's worth it or not

kambites

67,554 posts

221 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Phone around to find someone to pick me up, having picked up my fixed tow bar on the way. Tow car home.

Then buy a second-hand Honda K20 engine from ebay and a conversion kit and fit it. smile


Actually it's probably quite likely to happen over the next few days since I just changed the cambelt. biggrin

Edited by kambites on Friday 6th March 13:05

FussyFez

972 posts

176 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Great excuse for a turbo build.

mat205125

17,790 posts

213 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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CaptainSlow said:
I'd be cursing being too tight to buy breakdown cover.
This!

First step would be some fault finding ..... It the engine toast, or is it an electrical problem, or is the fluid loss from a split hose?

Next step would be to assess the scale of the problem ...... Is the engine toast, or has it snapped a belt and bent a few valves. Sump off and then head off to look for the root of the problem.

Next step would be damage limitation and economics ...... Is the engine toast, or can it be repaired cost effectively?

Repair? Replace with brand new? Replace with unknown quantity eBay engine? Replace with properly refurbishment, or the correct PH answer ......

Replace with something bigger and better, with uprated parts in place of the junked standard kit

Conscript

1,378 posts

121 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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bqf said:
Actually, heres a funny story. One of the dads at my sons school bought a Bentley Conti convertible. Brand spanking new.

2,000 miles in - kaboom - conrod destroys engine.

Bentley gave a loan car and are replacing the engine. I'd be furious.
I'd be annoyed, but hardly furious.
Stuff like this happens, sounds like Bentley are doing everything right.

romeogolf

2,056 posts

119 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Open drivers door.
Call the assistance number printed on the label.
Wait for Mercedes Benz assistance to rescue me, take my car to a garage, provide me with a courtesy vehicle and repair mine under warranty.

geeks

9,169 posts

139 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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mat205125 said:
This!

First step would be some fault finding ..... It the engine toast, or is it an electrical problem, or is the fluid loss from a split hose?

Next step would be to assess the scale of the problem ...... Is the engine toast, or has it snapped a belt and bent a few valves. Sump off and then head off to look for the root of the problem.

Next step would be damage limitation and economics ...... Is the engine toast, or can it be repaired cost effectively?

Repair? Replace with brand new? Replace with unknown quantity eBay engine? Replace with properly refurbishment, or the correct PH answer ......

Replace with something bigger and better, with uprated parts in place of the junked standard kit
i'm looking for some clarity here, are you checking if the engine is toast or not? biggrin

BluePurpleRed

1,137 posts

226 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Ring Str8Six and get my Tuscan taken there. Await £8k bill and try to break it to my wife that potential kithen refurb is now off the cards.

Whimper and cry. Then at least have 5 years after that of a decent warranty

JDMDrifter

4,041 posts

165 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Swear profoundly, call breakdown company, spend 5 minutes on hold, wait some time for recovery, talk to recovery driver, hitch up car, get towed home, spend the evening looking for new car, buy new car, get old car fixed, sell old car, buy MX5?

That's what i did laugh

skyrover

12,671 posts

204 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Put a bigger engine in smile

J4CKO

Original Poster:

41,529 posts

200 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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mat205125 said:
CaptainSlow said:
I'd be cursing being too tight to buy breakdown cover.
This!

First step would be some fault finding ..... It the engine toast, or is it an electrical problem, or is the fluid loss from a split hose?

Next step would be to assess the scale of the problem ...... Is the engine toast, or has it snapped a belt and bent a few valves. Sump off and then head off to look for the root of the problem.

Next step would be damage limitation and economics ...... Is the engine toast, or can it be repaired cost effectively?

Repair? Replace with brand new? Replace with unknown quantity eBay engine? Replace with properly refurbishment, or the correct PH answer ......

Replace with something bigger and better, with uprated parts in place of the junked standard kit
The scenario is there are "chunks" of it on the road.

Kind of interested int he different approached, do people have breakdown cover, scrap it, fix it, would you do it yourself or pay ?

Only happened to me with our £500, wife driving, it dropped a valve and destroyed the engine, so made a good one with the broken one and a spare but that is a tiddly 2 cyl, not sure with the 350Z, probably a S/H engine and get on with it

pisdonthread

49 posts

163 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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cocopop said:
Continue on just one rotor, get home, pour drink, call garage, plan larger ports.
the exact same thing i was thinking smile

csd19

2,189 posts

117 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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I'd be waiting for aforementioned chunks to cool down before pocketing them for future "cool starry bra" moments.

Then phone recovery while having a look under the bonnet at how impressive the holes in both the front and back of the block are.

Quick guesstimate as to how much it'll cost to fix "this time", before browsing for a new engine or new car smile