Say you blow your engine up ?

Say you blow your engine up ?

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Swanny87

1,265 posts

119 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Qubit said:
Steve_F said:
Overnight parts from Japan then some Ferrari slaying.
This gets my vote biggrin
Then get tha mad scientist to rip apart tha block and replace tha piston rings ya fried!

FD3Si

857 posts

144 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Daily? Bin.

When the fun car dumped all of it's coolant, hit 130 degrees and fired the water seals.
Daston said:
cocopop said:
Continue on just one rotor, get home, pour drink, call garage, plan larger ports.
Yep plus plan single turbo and start watching lots of youtube vids on how to rebuild a rotary.
That. I did exactly that.
In our lounge.


Calza

1,994 posts

115 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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This pretty much happened to me.

First thing was to push it off the road, then get it recovered home. Drank a lot of alcohol.

Then sourced a fully forged engine up for sale, and stuck it in!

geeks

9,177 posts

139 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Swanny87 said:
Qubit said:
Steve_F said:
Overnight parts from Japan then some Ferrari slaying.
This gets my vote biggrin
Then get tha mad scientist to rip apart tha block and replace tha piston rings ya fried!
Bullst pal, no one likes the tuna here!

CarlosSainz100

495 posts

120 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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This happened to me, alfa romeo ts spider. Roof down, just blasted past an audi diesel, all of a sudden massive bang, massive cloud of thick smoke and bits of engine peppering my windscreen and me. Audi driver goes past laughing his head off.
Phone Autolusso and get it towed there for a replacement engine at a cost of 1500 quid.
Not before phoning the highways agency to clear up the oil and bits of engine left on the carriageway

Mr E

21,616 posts

259 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Depends on which car.

The silly car, get it towed, source another k series vvc. Fit, continue.

The family car? Cry.

lukefreeman

1,494 posts

175 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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I'd get my driver to ring my other driver to come collect me.

Bring Strawberries and Pimms too KHTHXBAI

A.J.M

7,907 posts

186 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Cry a bit.

Replacement good engine and turbo etc will cost way over 5 grand.
Or about 50-60% of car's value so would weigh up benefits of fixing vs breaking for parts.

Chris Stott

13,360 posts

197 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Happened to me 3 times over the years.

1st time in an Impreza on the M25 in 1996. I'd just dropped my then GF off and set off to drive back to Derbyshire. L3, fairly high speed, rattle, rattle, big cloud of smoke, no power. Coast to the hardshoulder, call AA. Get recovered 150 miles home. Phone lease company on the way and get them to deliver a hire car to my home for when I get back. Drop broken car at off at local dealers. Wait 3 weeks whilst dealer fits a new engine.

2nd and 3rd times were in the same Alfa 156. 1st time the oil pump ceased, and the dealers fitted a new engine under warantee, 2nd time head gasket failed and dealers fitted another new engine under warantee.

The benefit of a company car... just phone someone up to come and sort it and deliver a rental.

Zippee

13,463 posts

234 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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soad said:
skyrover said:
Put a bigger engine in smile
yes
Exactly what I did in 2012 when my half time bearing failed.
Call to the AA, low loader to TVR Power and a 3.6 became a 4.3. Unfortunately at the same time my bank account went down to the tune of £10.5k frown

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

140 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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2 are under manufacturer's warranty. Call breakdown service, get courtesy car.

One I have a spare engine for. Call AA home recovery, push it in to the garage.

One I could get a good s/h engine for a few hundred quid. See above.

One I could build a new engine for whilst improving the spec pretty easily. See above.

One (the TVR) I'd have sent to a specialist for a new engine. Have a whisky and move on.

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Ring mate with tandem trailer (I can think of at least 3) to pick me up.
Fit spare engine while building new one (thinks...would 200 hp NA be enough, or would I go boosted?)

StottyEvo

6,860 posts

163 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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You speak to 10 garages who all umm and arr and refuse the work, you go the a main dealer who price an engine replacement up at more than the value of the car (at 3yrs old) then as a last resort you have to take the car to a respected indipendant and tell them "I don't know what its doing can you take a look" before they call after two weeks and explain that they have to take the engine to pieces. The hardest part is faking surprise, before telling them to go ahead.

£4000 later and a recon engine you sell the car for a huge loss and always have that one car that you wish you hadn't bought.

irked

mat205125

17,790 posts

213 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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J4CKO said:
mat205125 said:
CaptainSlow said:
I'd be cursing being too tight to buy breakdown cover.
This!

First step would be some fault finding ..... It the engine toast, or is it an electrical problem, or is the fluid loss from a split hose?

Next step would be to assess the scale of the problem ...... Is the engine toast, or has it snapped a belt and bent a few valves. Sump off and then head off to look for the root of the problem.

Next step would be damage limitation and economics ...... Is the engine toast, or can it be repaired cost effectively?

Repair? Replace with brand new? Replace with unknown quantity eBay engine? Replace with properly refurbishment, or the correct PH answer ......

Replace with something bigger and better, with uprated parts in place of the junked standard kit
The scenario is there are "chunks" of it on the road.

Kind of interested int he different approached, do people have breakdown cover, scrap it, fix it, would you do it yourself or pay ?

Only happened to me with our £500, wife driving, it dropped a valve and destroyed the engine, so made a good one with the broken one and a spare but that is a tiddly 2 cyl, not sure with the 350Z, probably a S/H engine and get on with it
Chunks on the road is never a good sign, however doesn't always mean that the whole engine is beyond repair. A bottom end failure can mean the head is fine, and perhaps even the block.

I had similar with an old Renault Scenic that I had, which the turbo blew and it drank it's own oil through the sump and ran the bottom end dry. It would have been an easy repair to replace the turbo, fit new shells, and have the crank ground (with a more in depth check too of course). Economically, it was easier to get a £100 engine from the scrappy, bolt on a recon turbo and throw that into the car with a new cambelt on it ...... That did me another 60k miles, and was still going strong when I sold it on.

It was a Cat C bargain, that was affectionately known as triggers broom

Fastdruid

8,639 posts

152 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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I think replace the engine..... The Focus RS engine should fit. biggrin

V40TC

1,999 posts

184 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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I called mate
got him to recover me and the defender,
called work told them I would not be in,
spent next day installing another 300TDI
and turned the melted piston into a pen pot.
No alcohol as I don't drink.

nurseholliday

173 posts

192 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Get AA to take car home, meanwhile you pack everything for the wedding you were on your way to on your back like some sort of donkey and get dropped off at the nearest station.

Let the car sit on the driveway for 5 months while you spend more than you can afford buying parts.

Eventually realise you can't do this yourself.

Send it to a local specialist who fks it up.

Take it to another specialist who fixes loads of other things that were wrong, but not what the the first specialist fked up.

Lose sleep over how fked your beloved car is and wish you'd never bought the thing in the first place.

I'm still yet to reach the hair loss due to stress stage but that's me so far ^^^

nurseholliday

173 posts

192 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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Oh and add more in the hole than you wish to admit to your other half, which is awkward as she's planning holidays.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

188 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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IanCress said:
My car's probably barely worth a grand anyway (11 year old Focus), so i'd have it towed to the nearest scap yard, and hopefully get £100 for it. I'd then be scouring auto trader for the next shed.
Same except mine is about 12 years old now.

iloveboost

1,531 posts

162 months

Friday 6th March 2015
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If it happened to me I'd try to get a local scrappy to source a similar or identical model of engine to go in that they or I have heard running. Get it fitted locally and sell or trade the car immediately as I would now hate it.

If the car is worth almost the same as the repairs it's probably not worth the money and pain just scrap it. On expensive cars I think a decent aftermarket warranty is probably worth the money. On a cheap car worth a few thousand maybe not you just have to accept the risk, or buy a car under a grand and wait for it be to scrap worthy. biggrin