Naughtiest thing youve done in your car
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KAgantua said:
The other day, in the park carparking area, i grabbed the dog and sounded the horn a few times with her paw
She seemed to like it
Will I get arrested for this?
Whats the naughtiest thing youve ever done in your car?
If "sounding the horn with her paw" is a euphemism for a hand job then you need to see a psychiatrist.She seemed to like it
Will I get arrested for this?
Whats the naughtiest thing youve ever done in your car?
Threesome. Back seat of my old 1999 Mitsubishi Colt.
A good friend and I tag-teamed a charming young Scottish lady with questionable morals at the end of a boozy evening.*
This grubby liaison was 'cozy' in the worst possible sense of the word, and interspersed with moments of slightly uncomfortable eye contact.
The car intermittently rocking on its cheap Halfords lowering springs coupled with very steamy windows must have been a dead giveaway in hindsight.
Wonder what the list of offences would have been had Plod showed up?
A good friend and I tag-teamed a charming young Scottish lady with questionable morals at the end of a boozy evening.*
This grubby liaison was 'cozy' in the worst possible sense of the word, and interspersed with moments of slightly uncomfortable eye contact.
The car intermittently rocking on its cheap Halfords lowering springs coupled with very steamy windows must have been a dead giveaway in hindsight.
Wonder what the list of offences would have been had Plod showed up?
- For legal reasons the activities described and persons mentioned are entirely fictional.
get out of the way please!(polite version)
In a Le Mans campsite a number of years ago, after I had imbided some warm French lager .(and a Dutch Limoncello or two) I decided to drive back to our campsite which was at least 30 metres away I fired up the 1.6L MX5 NA, my Trinidad and Tobago mate was on the luggage rack....
Nobody died but we collapsed on the floor crying.
Of course this is far safer to admit than the event in my Claret Metallic Volvo 440 GLi with my then GF after watching Basic Instinct where we parked on the banks of a Cumbrian lake and had to raise the sunroof to create headroom for her.....
Nobody died but we collapsed on the floor crying.
Of course this is far safer to admit than the event in my Claret Metallic Volvo 440 GLi with my then GF after watching Basic Instinct where we parked on the banks of a Cumbrian lake and had to raise the sunroof to create headroom for her.....
Naughtiest thing was Suzannah, she liked "rough" treatment in my van. She liked her arse smacked and whipped.
She screamed out once to be whipped, looking round for something suitable I unscrewed the aerial and gave her some, probably a bit too hard.
She had to go to the doctors, he said it was the worse case of van aerial disease he had seen.
She screamed out once to be whipped, looking round for something suitable I unscrewed the aerial and gave her some, probably a bit too hard.
She had to go to the doctors, he said it was the worse case of van aerial disease he had seen.
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