One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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Big Rod

6,199 posts

216 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Dave Hedgehog said:
he was excellent in snatch biggrin
'Avi!'

'Si' down an' shaddap you big fat f**k!'

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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Audi A3 that joined M25 at J4 today ,just behind me ,tried to go straight to L2 but that was

occupied by a Mondeo.

I'm sure Audi knob was staring at Mondeo driver like it was his fault.

I'm just glad I was going fast enough to be clear of the slip road when he joined.

InitialDave

11,882 posts

119 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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lucido grigio said:
Audi A3 that joined M25 at J4 today ,just behind me ,tried to go straight to L2 but that was

occupied by a Mondeo.
In general, the "straight to lane 2/3/4" behaviour is knobbish. Join in lane 1. Hold position and reassess - it only takes a few seconds - then pull out further if required, and if safe.

problemchild1976

1,376 posts

149 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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unless of course there is one of those annoying types that try to join a motorway at 45mph and only accelerate when in lane 1 smile

its very possible to assess the next lane as you are moving into the current one.

JJ

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Saturday 25th February 2017
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Dave Hedgehog said:
yellowjack said:
he was excellent in snatch biggrin
Always a nice place to be.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

95 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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We ran the Pontypool 10k race today. It's a fundraiser for the local hospice and very well attended. In order to minimise disruption, it's run on open roads, with a rule that runners should stick to pavements.

This is challenging when cars are parked half on half off, but the prize for 'knob of the day' goes to the old barsteward in a Freelander who nearly took out half a dozen runners by edging across the pavement whilst runners were passing his drive.

I may have got into a little altercation with him and am expecting a reprimand from my club and disqualification from the race... I just snapped when he nudged me, rather than wait for a gap in the pack.

carlove

7,557 posts

167 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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This beige crapbox. Everyone else left a gap for the next car(notice the large gap the black Insignia has made), except the BMW. Happily the Insignia in front of me forced his way in, which was met with much headshaking and arm waving. Beige BMW driver needs to urgently get a life, only car in that queue that made a point of not letting people in.

Then this happened

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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It's best to merge in turn at the sign for those, that's how the road was designed.

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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Willy Nilly said:
It's best to merge in turn at the sign for those, that's how the road was designed.
Here we go again!


problemchild1976

1,376 posts

149 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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the dick of an A4 driver who, as i went around the mini roundabout correctly while indicating right, undertook me by straightlining the roundabout and disappeared into the 30 zone doing about 60!!

JJ

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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PoleDriver said:
Willy Nilly said:
It's best to merge in turn at the sign for those, that's how the road was designed.
Here we go again!

Always room for a good merge in turn story.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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carlove said:
This beige crapbox. Everyone else left a gap for the next car(notice the large gap the black Insignia has made), except the BMW. Happily the Insignia in front of me forced his way in, which was met with much headshaking and arm waving. Beige BMW driver needs to urgently get a life, only car in that queue that made a point of not letting people in.

Then this happened
Was the sign the first warning of a MiT? There are usually two or more.

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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Me for a momentary lapse of concentration, reversing and cracking the o/s edge of the rear bumper on a bollard. Grumble grumble. furious

carlove

7,557 posts

167 months

Sunday 26th February 2017
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nonsequitur said:
Was the sign the first warning of a MiT? There are usually two or more.
That's the only one when exiting the roundabout, on approach to the roundabout there's two of these signs. It annoys me when I'm going left at this roundabout and have to queue with people who could use the merging lane.



zedx19

2,738 posts

140 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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I was out with my 3 boys yesterday, walked from my house to a park up the road. I have a 1 year old in a pushchair and 2 boys under 4 on balance bikes. We get to a zebra crossing opposite the park, we stop and check and a Mondeo stops. I look the other way and a white Polo is coming towards us at speed, goes straight through the crossing while apparently texting on her phone without even noticing me or the other car stopped waiting for us to cross. Had I assumed cars would stop, we'd have been in the road and who knows whether she'd have noticed us.

Wish I'd have clocked the reg plate as something like that needs reporting to the police.

Dr Murdoch

3,442 posts

135 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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The cyclist heading towards me last night whilst I was out running. At first glance it looked like he was moving away from me as I could see his rear light, then it seemed he was getting closer (and I thought I was losing the plot), but he WAS getting closer....

The utter bellend had fitted his rear light to the front, and his front light on the rear....

Not long before someone pulls out on him at a junction.

These people are out there folks, take care.

Jim AK

4,029 posts

124 months

Monday 27th February 2017
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I have builders STILL working on my house.

Came home about an hour ago to see newly fitted, as yet unpainted, exterior door covered in flecks of black paint & dents.

Seems the labourer decided to break up the old one next to it & when he was hitting it with a hammer it fell against the new one so he continued to do this instead of moving it.

Knob does not begin to cover it!!

ukaskew

10,642 posts

221 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Whoever designed this...




That's a bus stop, on zig zags. Got to crawl past at walking pace if travelling the direction in the photo to check round the back of the bus that nobody is crossing (and they inevitably are when a bus is there, as they've just got off of it).

lucido grigio

44,044 posts

163 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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Accident waiting to happen..^^^^^^...rolleyes

Buzypea

225 posts

139 months

Tuesday 28th February 2017
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The wker who drives his Monaro VXR down our road every morning at precisely 6:50am like he's competing in the Bathurst 1000. Your stupid wky exhaust wakes me and my family up every morning without fail. I'm sure we're not the only household you're waking up. It's a 30 limit you fktard. I AM going to report you to the BiB.
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