One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
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Lazy, incompetent f
kwits who (a). can't be bothered to indicate at roundabouts (b). use the outside lane on roundabouts, as if they're about to take the exit before yours, then lurch round, sans indicators, then have the fking cheek to beep at you.
Particularly the Susan Boyle lookalike in the A3 ragtop, the hairgel enthusuiast in the VXR Corsa and the coffin dodger in the Astra. Just fk off and take your st driving elsewhere, you stupid dangerous s!!!
I hope the next person you do that to is driving a fully laden artic and t-bones you, you stupid,cretinous, st for brains, cock sucking, mouth breathing wkers!!!! 
Also, the cyclist, joggers and fat heffalump on the mobility scooter who barged past me on a narrow, overgrown path this evening. Go fk yourselves on a rusty, typhoid infested, st-stained nail, you impatient, arrogant, selfish, fking faced y s!!!!!!
And breathe
kwits who (a). can't be bothered to indicate at roundabouts (b). use the outside lane on roundabouts, as if they're about to take the exit before yours, then lurch round, sans indicators, then have the fking cheek to beep at you.Particularly the Susan Boyle lookalike in the A3 ragtop, the hairgel enthusuiast in the VXR Corsa and the coffin dodger in the Astra. Just f
k off and take your st driving elsewhere, you stupid dangerous s!!!I hope the next person you do that to is driving a fully laden artic and t-bones you, you stupid,cretinous, s
t for brains, cock sucking, mouth breathing wkers!!!! Also, the cyclist, joggers and fat heffalump on the mobility scooter who barged past me on a narrow, overgrown path this evening. Go f
k yourselves on a rusty, typhoid infested, st-stained nail, you impatient, arrogant, selfish, fking faced y s!!!!!!And breathe
Edited by jogger1976 on Tuesday 21st July 00:04
jogger1976 said:
Lazy, incompetent fkwits who (a). can't be bothered to indicate at roundabouts (b). use the outside lane on roundabouts, as if they're about to take the exit before yours, then lurch round, sans indicators, then have the fking cheek to beep at you.
Particularly the Susan Boyle lookalike in the A3 ragtop, the hairgel enthusuiast in the VXR Corsa and the coffin dodger in the Astra. Just fk off and take your st driving elsewhere, you stupid dangerous s!!!
I hope the next person you do that to is driving a fully laden artic and t-bones you, you stupid,cretinous, st for brains, cock sucking, mouth breathing wkers!!!!
Also, the cyclist, joggers and fat heffalump on the mobility scooter who barged past me on a narrow, overgrown path this evening. Go fk yourselves on a rusty, typhoid infested, st-stained nail, you impatient, arrogant, selfish, fking faced y s!!!!!!
And breathe
kwits who (a). can't be bothered to indicate at roundabouts (b). use the outside lane on roundabouts, as if they're about to take the exit before yours, then lurch round, sans indicators, then have the fking cheek to beep at you.Particularly the Susan Boyle lookalike in the A3 ragtop, the hairgel enthusuiast in the VXR Corsa and the coffin dodger in the Astra. Just f
k off and take your st driving elsewhere, you stupid dangerous s!!!I hope the next person you do that to is driving a fully laden artic and t-bones you, you stupid,cretinous, s
t for brains, cock sucking, mouth breathing wkers!!!! Also, the cyclist, joggers and fat heffalump on the mobility scooter who barged past me on a narrow, overgrown path this evening. Go f
k yourselves on a rusty, typhoid infested, st-stained nail, you impatient, arrogant, selfish, fking faced y s!!!!!!And breathe
Edited by jogger1976 on Tuesday 21st July 00:04
Couple of lighter ones, namely the caveman who I knew wasn’t going to stop at the roundabout last night but cut across me. Why did I know? Because I saw the GIANT sandwich in your hand which meant you wouldn’t be able to brake, control your van and change gear in time. You then didn’t see that you were holding not only me but a whole line of traffic up doing 26 in a 40 because there was no glass in your left mirror. You then went even slower up a hill because clearly you were stuck in one gear this time finishing off your drink. You sir are a plum.
And then the Seat this morning doing the usual M1 lane 3 crawl, I saw your eyes looking down as I passed you in lane 2 as it wasn’t safe to go from 2 to 4 and back again. PUT YOUR fkING PHONE AWAY!
And then the Seat this morning doing the usual M1 lane 3 crawl, I saw your eyes looking down as I passed you in lane 2 as it wasn’t safe to go from 2 to 4 and back again. PUT YOUR f
kING PHONE AWAY!
myself - I've had a couple of instances lately where I've stuck my fingers up or given a wker sign to a driver (I'm on a m/bike or scooter). I've annoyed myself as even if they've deserved it for whatever heinous crime I've judged them guilty of (normally changing lane while gazing at their phone or similar) I normally never give any indication of my upset. As soon as I've done it I'm pissed off with myself. Must. Stop.
ker sign to a driver (I'm on a m/bike or scooter). I've annoyed myself as even if they've deserved it for whatever heinous crime I've judged them guilty of (normally changing lane while gazing at their phone or similar) I normally never give any indication of my upset. As soon as I've done it I'm pissed off with myself. Must. Stop.Idiots who don't use even the most basic vehicle lighting when the conditions warrant the use of full lighting including fog lamps.
stloads of them yesterday late morning as I was driving from Penzance to Falmouth. Visibility was, in many places, well below 50 metres. Mostly it was hovering around the 80 - 100 metre mark. I would consider this to be "seriously reduced" visibility, so on came my headlights, followed in short order by rear fog lights.
No more than 10% of vehicles that I passed on the road were what any reasonable person would describe as being "properly lit for the conditions". I'd estimate that a good 25% were completely unlit - truly scary on the twists and turns of a typical Cornish single carriageway NSL road...
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tloads of them yesterday late morning as I was driving from Penzance to Falmouth. Visibility was, in many places, well below 50 metres. Mostly it was hovering around the 80 - 100 metre mark. I would consider this to be "seriously reduced" visibility, so on came my headlights, followed in short order by rear fog lights.No more than 10% of vehicles that I passed on the road were what any reasonable person would describe as being "properly lit for the conditions". I'd estimate that a good 25% were completely unlit - truly scary on the twists and turns of a typical Cornish single carriageway NSL road...
The dozey blue rinse merchant in a beige Clio reg'd 'CSD 88' on the dual carriageway section of the A511 near the M1 this morning who had her blinkers on and almost drifted into me sideways, oblivious of the fact that I was even there. If I hadn't alerted her to my presence she'd have just carried on drifting across. She didn't even look across once I'd papped the horn, just drifted back into her lane staring straight ahead. Bah!
A406 North/East bound by Colney Hatch slip road. There are often queues here due to Lane 3 merging into Lane 2 ahead. Sometimes the queues can tailback past the slip road. The queues are reasonably fast moving most of the time.
Occasionally someone in lane 1 will drive onto the slip road and shoot up the inside just to get to the end of the sliproad and get back on to Lane 1 - maybe saving themselves 10-15 car lengths.
I think you've really got to be a self-important
of the highest order to pull this particular manoeuvre.Dromedary66 said:
A406 North/East bound by Colney Hatch slip road. There are often queues here due to Lane 3 merging into Lane 2 ahead. Sometimes the queues can tailback past the slip road. The queues are reasonably fast moving most of the time.
Occasionally someone in lane 1 will drive onto the slip road and shoot up the inside just to get to the end of the sliproad and get back on to Lane 1 - maybe saving themselves 10-15 car lengths.
I think you've really got to be a self-important
of the highest order to pull this particular manoeuvre.king annoying when people do this here. Although I can see why people might think it's a continuing lane.It's a bit of a hotspot for knobular activity due to the merge as well, which, in London means out and out war...
Edited by Swanny87 on Wednesday 22 July 13:52
ORD said:
Do shut up now.
You are either a complete idiot or the most persistent troll on the planet. While there are 2 lanes, you are supposed to use both lanes and then merge at the merge point - just as Opulentbob, who designs fking roads, has explained. It isn't a difficult concept to understand. Imagine a circumstance in which everyone does as they are supposed to - 2 lanes with the same number of cars; no 'pushing in' or gaining an advantage; everyone just using the available road.
As someone has eloquently put it, I don't have to be a moron and queue in an imaginary queue just because you and others ignore the Highway Code, road markings and common sense and decide to all get in 1 of the 2 lanes that you are SUPPOSED to use!
(I have seen quite a few 'merge in turn' signs recently, so maybe even the government has noticed that some idiots really don't get it yet.)
/huff
thisYou are either a complete idiot or the most persistent troll on the planet. While there are 2 lanes, you are supposed to use both lanes and then merge at the merge point - just as Opulentbob, who designs f
king roads, has explained. It isn't a difficult concept to understand. Imagine a circumstance in which everyone does as they are supposed to - 2 lanes with the same number of cars; no 'pushing in' or gaining an advantage; everyone just using the available road.As someone has eloquently put it, I don't have to be a moron and queue in an imaginary queue just because you and others ignore the Highway Code, road markings and common sense and decide to all get in 1 of the 2 lanes that you are SUPPOSED to use!
(I have seen quite a few 'merge in turn' signs recently, so maybe even the government has noticed that some idiots really don't get it yet.)
/huff
People who are completely unable to grasp the concept of how to drive round this fairly simple road layout.
In the six months I've been using it every day I've personally witnessed two accidents, and the lass who works in the Spar shop on the corner assured me there are far more than that.
In the six months I've been using it every day I've personally witnessed two accidents, and the lass who works in the Spar shop on the corner assured me there are far more than that.
The Bill Plant Audi crossover thing learner car on the M25 on Monday evening. Lots of advertising all over the car about learning to drive with their firm, all hideously screwed up by the fact the thing was being driven in lane 3 of 4 with nobody in lanes 2 or 1. A lane hogger learner car... Yeah no wonder there are so many lane hoggers out there...
Secondly, every single lane hogger on the M11/M25/M40, including the white Audi Q3 (?) on black and silver channel island plates, obviously not used to motorways and thought the correct method of use is to choose the middle lane and then sit in it for as long as humanly possible.
Then finally the old Mondeo on the A44 who despite having an ST badge on the back couldn't out-accelerate my 2 litre diesel Citroen. Accelerated hard coming off from roundabouts where some of the better overtaking opportunities are on that stretch, to then just sit at 45-50 ish in a NSL through the bends. Personal plate starting PIU or something. Eventually got past the dimwitted cretin, no concept of everyone behind her whatsoever.
Today's retard of the day has to go to the man in the silver Jazz with an old woman in the back stroking a dog, approaches one of the best sighted roundabouts in the county at 15 mph with not a single other car in sight, then slows down with the brakes to enter... It's ok man, the roundabout will accept you entering a clearly deserted roundabout at more than 10mph...
Secondly, every single lane hogger on the M11/M25/M40, including the white Audi Q3 (?) on black and silver channel island plates, obviously not used to motorways and thought the correct method of use is to choose the middle lane and then sit in it for as long as humanly possible.
Then finally the old Mondeo on the A44 who despite having an ST badge on the back couldn't out-accelerate my 2 litre diesel Citroen. Accelerated hard coming off from roundabouts where some of the better overtaking opportunities are on that stretch, to then just sit at 45-50 ish in a NSL through the bends. Personal plate starting PIU or something. Eventually got past the dimwitted cretin, no concept of everyone behind her whatsoever.
Today's retard of the day has to go to the man in the silver Jazz with an old woman in the back stroking a dog, approaches one of the best sighted roundabouts in the county at 15 mph with not a single other car in sight, then slows down with the brakes to enter... It's ok man, the roundabout will accept you entering a clearly deserted roundabout at more than 10mph...
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