One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
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3xpendable said:
mikal83 said:
You also weave around on a road to stop people over taking you when your doing the max speed limit on roads as well.....and more.
It appears readers, that we have a psychic medium on the board! No, I don't do any of the above, and it's pathetic that you would assume I would. AssholeCrawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
mikal83 said:
3xpendable said:
mikal83 said:
You also weave around on a road to stop people over taking you when your doing the max speed limit on roads as well.....and more.
It appears readers, that we have a psychic medium on the board! No, I don't do any of the above, and it's pathetic that you would assume I would. AssholeCrawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
Because, you seem to be applying identical logic.
Hol said:
You do know the fundamental differences between the operation of normal road traffic lights and the ones on a sliproad.
Because, you seem to be applying identical logic.
You slow up, the car behind has to and so do others then that backs up to the main road causing others to then have to go around....all because you cant be arsed to drive up to the light at a reasonable speed and stop.Because, you seem to be applying identical logic.
mikal83 said:
Why not....and whats with the asshole bit. Psychic medium....you smoking something funny.
Crawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
Asshole because you made a statement about my driving as if you know me and how I drive, when thankfully we have never met.Crawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
3xpendable said:
mikal83 said:
Why not....and whats with the asshole bit. Psychic medium....you smoking something funny.
Crawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
Asshole because you made a statement about my driving as if you know me and how I drive, when thankfully we have never met.Crawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
mikal83 said:
Hol said:
You do know the fundamental differences between the operation of normal road traffic lights and the ones on a sliproad.
Because, you seem to be applying identical logic.
You slow up, the car behind has to and so do others then that backs up to the main road causing others to then have to go around....all because you cant be arsed to drive up to the light at a reasonable speed and stop.Because, you seem to be applying identical logic.
Who above has said they cannot be arsed to stop?, as I havent commented on what I do?
I can see what I asked as a question direcly above it, and I havent said anything of the fking sort.
Edited by Hol on Thursday 21st January 14:01
3xpendable said:
mikal83 said:
Why not....and whats with the asshole bit. Psychic medium....you smoking something funny.
Crawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
Asshole because you made a statement about my driving as if you know me and how I drive, when thankfully we have never met.Crawling along a NSL road at 5 mph is not really funny is it.
mikal83 said:
Just like your driving.............NOT!
Happy to have a head to head at a go kart track... Hol said:
I WAS trying to work out if he was only arguing the toss as he was simply confusing sliproad traffic lights, with mainstream traffic lights, but now im in agreement with you.
They are about sadly...3xpendable said:
mikal83 said:
Just like your driving.............NOT!
Happy to have a head to head at a go kart track... Hol said:
I WAS trying to work out if he was only arguing the toss as he was simply confusing sliproad traffic lights, with mainstream traffic lights, but now im in agreement with you.
They are about sadly...https://www.facebook.com/Franks-Charity-Track-Day-...
...charity track days. You can drive as fast as you want and write it off as a charity donation when the Tax man asks about it.
Liquid Knight said:
3xpendable said:
mikal83 said:
Just like your driving.............NOT!
Happy to have a head to head at a go kart track... Hol said:
I WAS trying to work out if he was only arguing the toss as he was simply confusing sliproad traffic lights, with mainstream traffic lights, but now im in agreement with you.
They are about sadly...https://www.facebook.com/Franks-Charity-Track-Day-...
...charity track days. You can drive as fast as you want and write it off as a charity donation when the Tax man asks about it.
A woman in an obese Nissan Almera, pulled out without looking when I was very close, I beeped and she stopped dead right in front of me and put her hand over her mouth, I was already having to brake hard so actually getting out of my way would be better than stopping. She did apologise and was obviously a mistake. It was at a point where most people turn left but I don't, I go straight, so she assumed she'd be safe, maybe she'll look next time.
carlove said:
A woman in an obese Nissan Almera, pulled out without looking when I was very close, I beeped and she stopped dead right in front of me and put her hand over her mouth, I was already having to brake hard so actually getting out of my way would be better than stopping. She did apologise and was obviously a mistake. It was at a point where most people turn left but I don't, I go straight, so she assumed she'd be safe, maybe she'll look next time.
It's such a rarity these days for other drivers to apologise even when they're in the wrong. She made a mistake and she apologised, I don't see any problem with that.
we all know the car park tt who parks right next to you in an otherwise empty car park. Well I had an even better one today. I was parked in said type of car park, and when i came back to my car 20 mins later, it appeared that someone had parked 2 spaces away from me... no big deal... however some absolute puncher in a camper van had parked in between us. Car park was still otherwise empty. He then was really struggling to get out of the driver's side because he had no room because of the size of his vehicle and the space he had chosen... I mean what a fking pond-life amoeba.
Blown2CV said:
we all know the car park tt who parks right next to you in an otherwise empty car park. Well I had an even better one today. I was parked in said type of car park, and when i came back to my car 20 mins later, it appeared that someone had parked 2 spaces away from me... no big deal... however some absolute puncher in a camper van had parked in between us. Car park was still otherwise empty. He then was really struggling to get out of the driver's side because he had no room because of the size of his vehicle and the space he had chosen... I mean what a fking pond-life amoeba.
Hes just being friendly!!Had same thing when away on the boat last summer. Clear banks on both sides far as eye can see. Mr Tt on a weeks holiday with wife & noisy kids moors right behind me, even used my mooring pin, then lets his kids run about & plays loud music too!!!
They are out there
Jim AK said:
Blown2CV said:
we all know the car park tt who parks right next to you in an otherwise empty car park. Well I had an even better one today. I was parked in said type of car park, and when i came back to my car 20 mins later, it appeared that someone had parked 2 spaces away from me... no big deal... however some absolute puncher in a camper van had parked in between us. Car park was still otherwise empty. He then was really struggling to get out of the driver's side because he had no room because of the size of his vehicle and the space he had chosen... I mean what a fking pond-life amoeba.
Hes just being friendly!!Had same thing when away on the boat last summer. Clear banks on both sides far as eye can see. Mr Tt on a weeks holiday with wife & noisy kids moors right behind me, even used my mooring pin, then lets his kids run about & plays loud music too!!!
They are out there
Blown2CV said:
Jim AK said:
Blown2CV said:
we all know the car park tt who parks right next to you in an otherwise empty car park. Well I had an even better one today. I was parked in said type of car park, and when i came back to my car 20 mins later, it appeared that someone had parked 2 spaces away from me... no big deal... however some absolute puncher in a camper van had parked in between us. Car park was still otherwise empty. He then was really struggling to get out of the driver's side because he had no room because of the size of his vehicle and the space he had chosen... I mean what a fking pond-life amoeba.
Hes just being friendly!!Had same thing when away on the boat last summer. Clear banks on both sides far as eye can see. Mr Tt on a weeks holiday with wife & noisy kids moors right behind me, even used my mooring pin, then lets his kids run about & plays loud music too!!!
They are out there
Maybe he fancies you.
Dress less provocatively next time.
Fat Facebook Mummy at the services today.
I was walking from my car at one end of the car park to the main building at the other end, and observed this she-beast with utter disdain.
After 3 attempts at parking her newish, white Citroen Picasso, she still ends up with the drivers side front wheel in the yellow hatching and the rear third of the car hanging out of the space. She then proceeds to light a cig and whip out her iPhone, while her unfortunate hubby got out to do the Starbucks run and their baby (<1 y/o at my estimated) sat in the seat behind her.
I'd returned to my car to eat my lunch and again spotted the car when leaving the services, this time was holding her Starbucks cup in right hand, while steering and gear changing with her left.
Why must these people reproduce?
I was walking from my car at one end of the car park to the main building at the other end, and observed this she-beast with utter disdain.
After 3 attempts at parking her newish, white Citroen Picasso, she still ends up with the drivers side front wheel in the yellow hatching and the rear third of the car hanging out of the space. She then proceeds to light a cig and whip out her iPhone, while her unfortunate hubby got out to do the Starbucks run and their baby (<1 y/o at my estimated) sat in the seat behind her.
I'd returned to my car to eat my lunch and again spotted the car when leaving the services, this time was holding her Starbucks cup in right hand, while steering and gear changing with her left.
Why must these people reproduce?
Edited by smithyithy on Friday 22 January 13:32
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