One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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wst said:
Liquid Knight said:
I ended up on a lovely bit of road from the A6 (South East) back to the A47 via Houghton on the Hill so it wasn't all bad.
If you take the turn off the A47 for "Tilton on the Hill" and keep going you end up on some lovely stuff. Where was this flipped sign anyway, I'm concerned it may affect my life as well...
The road off the A6 bit with the Shell garage. Goes up hill as you're headed away from the centre. smile

I was only doing 34mph when I went past it so 50/50 if it's working and how much range the calibration has. Some are good for 36-37mph some 33mph it depends how broke the County Council is.

danllama

5,728 posts

143 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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loafer123 said:
PoleDriver said:
danllama said:
No pic, just wanted to get the screen clear and get to the jet wash. I won't bother reporting it, far more important things for the Police to get on with, but I will deal with her myself if we cross paths again.
Repay her in kind, but leave it in the can!
If ever there was a time for a "banana in the tailpipe", this is surely it...
biggrin

Dr Murdoch

3,449 posts

136 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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loafer123 said:
If ever there was a time for a "banana in the tailpipe", this is surely it...
Euphemism?

jogger1976

1,251 posts

127 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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The absolute fking tt in the Leon FR last night who decided that slowing for a road management crew putting out cones was for losers.madshoot

Everybody else had slowed down to an appropriate speed, given that workers were in a live lane, with there only protection being one of those crash cushion wagons and the van they were in.

But this dhead decided to undertake everyone at speed and then cut in at the last minute, which nearly caused a nasty smash.

WTF goes through peoples minds when they do things like this?

Cold

15,252 posts

91 months

Saturday 4th March 2017
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Dr Murdoch said:
loafer123 said:
If ever there was a time for a "banana in the tailpipe", this is surely it...
Euphemism?
Most likely. I'm starting to doubt that it was actually soup. Mmmm, slimy.

MarkRSi

5,782 posts

219 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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Dr Murdoch said:
loafer123 said:
If ever there was a time for a "banana in the tailpipe", this is surely it...
Euphemism?
VBRJ?

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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A few weeks ago I suggested people who can not do hill starts with the hand brake and sit at traffic lights and junctions with their foot on the brake were inconsiderate and incompetent.

Apparently hill starting with a hand brake is "impossible" with an automatic.

Well yesterday I became the owner of a Lexus LS400 (1UZ donor in case the Renesis goes Stimpy-ish in my RX8) and it took me about three seconds to work out how to hill start the behemoth.

Stop at a junction as normal and use the hand brake (in the case of the LS the foot operated parking brake). Take your foot off the brake pedal because while the engine is idling there is not enough centrifugal force for the gear to engage.



When the lights start to change or you see a gap etc slowly move the throttle pedal until you feel the gear bite and release the hand/parking brake (the lever to the left of the steering column on the Lexus).



That is how simple doing a hill start using the handbrake is in an automatic. Just as if not easier than a manual.

So the next time you see someone at a set of lights, junction, roundabout or anywhere sat with their foot on the brake pedal manual or automatic give them as much room as possible. They are a liability.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Sunday 5th March 15:33

danllama

5,728 posts

143 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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So i'm a liability because I don't put my handbrake on any time I stop?

Thanks for letting me know!

Slow

6,973 posts

138 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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Yes your 1.2 cords will sound *mad*

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

184 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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danllama said:
So i'm a liability because I don't put my handbrake on any time I stop?

Thanks for letting me know!
The two main points I made were.

1/ If something were to happen to you or your vehicle and your foot knocked off the brake pedal your vehicle will roll and potentially cause problems for other road users.

2/ If someone is behind you and you sit there dazzling them especially if you have those several hundred Lumen Cree LED brake lights at night it is "Driving Without Due Care and Attention or Consideration".

Sorry for any offense. It caused a bit of an argument last time and I gave automatic owners the benefit of the doubt as I didn't own one. Now I do and it is a ridiculously simple task.


danllama

5,728 posts

143 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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Liquid Knight said:
danllama said:
So i'm a liability because I don't put my handbrake on any time I stop?

Thanks for letting me know!
The two main points I made were.

1/ If something were to happen to you or your vehicle and your foot knocked off the brake pedal your vehicle will roll and potentially cause problems for other road users.

2/ If someone is behind you and you sit there dazzling them especially if you have those several hundred Lumen Cree LED brake lights at night it is "Driving Without Due Care and Attention or Consideration".

Sorry for any offense. It caused a bit of an argument last time and I gave automatic owners the benefit of the doubt as I didn't own one. Now I do and it is a ridiculously simple task.
haha fair enough, point taken! I agree it is simple enough, people are just lazy!

Fortunately my brake lights are of the 90's smile

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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danllama said:
Liquid Knight said:
danllama said:
So i'm a liability because I don't put my handbrake on any time I stop?

Thanks for letting me know!
The two main points I made were.

1/ If something were to happen to you or your vehicle and your foot knocked off the brake pedal your vehicle will roll and potentially cause problems for other road users.

2/ If someone is behind you and you sit there dazzling them especially if you have those several hundred Lumen Cree LED brake lights at night it is "Driving Without Due Care and Attention or Consideration".

Sorry for any offense. It caused a bit of an argument last time and I gave automatic owners the benefit of the doubt as I didn't own one. Now I do and it is a ridiculously simple task.
haha fair enough, point taken! I agree it is simple enough, people are just lazy!

Fortunately my brake lights are of the 90's smile
My Merc has auto hold so you don't need to sit with your foot on anything. When you want to go just mash the right hand pedal.

So if you are behind me and my brake lights are on, which they will be, don't worry, I won't roll backwards. The wonders of modern technology.

swisstoni

17,042 posts

280 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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Liquid Knight said:
danllama said:
So i'm a liability because I don't put my handbrake on any time I stop?

Thanks for letting me know!
The two main points I made were.

1/ If something were to happen to you or your vehicle and your foot knocked off the brake pedal your vehicle will roll and potentially cause problems for other road users.

2/ If someone is behind you and you sit there dazzling them especially if you have those several hundred Lumen Cree LED brake lights at night it is "Driving Without Due Care and Attention or Consideration".

Sorry for any offense. It caused a bit of an argument last time and I gave automatic owners the benefit of the doubt as I didn't own one. Now I do and it is a ridiculously simple task.
Bullshine. hehe

oceanview

1,511 posts

132 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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Anyone who drives a Fiat 500, Citroen DS3, Jeep Renegade, Audi A3/TT GOLF Many others but that gives you an idea!

Hateful, white-goods things driven badly by idiots/narcissists . YUCK, YUCK!!

Edited by oceanview on Sunday 5th March 19:20

WJNB

2,637 posts

162 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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jogger1976 said:
The absolute fking tt in the Leon FR last night who decided that slowing for a road management crew putting out cones was for losers.madshoot

Everybody else had slowed down to an appropriate speed, given that workers were in a live lane, with there only protection being one of those crash cushion wagons and the van they were in.

But this dhead decided to undertake everyone at speed and then cut in at the last minute, which nearly caused a nasty smash.

WTF goes through peoples minds when they do things like this?
Probably suffering from a severe case of chipped shoulder & desperate to compensate for the fact he was only in the seat of a SEAT. He may well have got the FR badges off Ebay.


pits

6,429 posts

191 months

Sunday 5th March 2017
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Liquid Knight said:
A few weeks ago I suggested people who can not do hill starts with the hand brake and sit at traffic lights and junctions with their foot on the brake were inconsiderate and incompetent.

Apparently hill starting with a hand brake is "impossible" with an automatic.

Well yesterday I became the owner of a Lexus LS400 (1UZ donor in case the Renesis goes Stimpy-ish in my RX8) and it took me about three seconds to work out how to hill start the behemoth.

Stop at a junction as normal and use the hand brake (in the case of the LS the foot operated parking brake). Take your foot off the brake pedal because while the engine is idling there is not enough centrifugal force for the gear to engage.



When the lights start to change or you see a gap etc slowly move the throttle pedal until you feel the gear bite and release the hand/parking brake (the lever to the left of the steering column on the Lexus).



That is how simple doing a hill start using the handbrake is in an automatic. Just as if not easier than a manual.

So the next time you see someone at a set of lights, junction, roundabout or anywhere sat with their foot on the brake pedal manual or automatic give them as much room as possible. They are a liability.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Sunday 5th March 15:33
I honestly can't remember the last time I used my handbrake, mostly because being a BMW it doesn't work, and there's no real reason to use it, what I do sometimes find though is someone will borrow my car, park it up and I will drive it and for ages I will keep getting a *bing* and it takes me ages to work it out.

I did read your reply further down
1. What exactly would happen to you, or your car that would cause your foot to come off the brake? An accident is about the only thing I can of and well, really if that's happening, your foot on the brakes is the least of your concerns.

2. Look elsewhere? Don't focus on the super bright brake lights?








Now for main topic.
People who put Hi-Viz jackets in their rear windows, nobody thinks you're police, just think you're a bit a of a .

AH33

2,066 posts

136 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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oceanview said:
Anyone who drives a Fiat 500, Citroen DS3, Jeep Renegade, Audi A3/TT GOLF Many others but that gives you an idea!

Hateful, white-goods things driven badly by idiots/narcissists . YUCK, YUCK!!

Edited by oceanview on Sunday 5th March 19:20
There's a lot to be said for a white goods car that you don't give a st about in today's Britain.

zedx19

2,756 posts

141 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Liquid Knight said:
A few weeks ago I suggested people who can not do hill starts with the hand brake and sit at traffic lights and junctions with their foot on the brake were inconsiderate and incompetent.

Apparently hill starting with a hand brake is "impossible" with an automatic.

Well yesterday I became the owner of a Lexus LS400 (1UZ donor in case the Renesis goes Stimpy-ish in my RX8) and it took me about three seconds to work out how to hill start the behemoth.

Stop at a junction as normal and use the hand brake (in the case of the LS the foot operated parking brake). Take your foot off the brake pedal because while the engine is idling there is not enough centrifugal force for the gear to engage.



When the lights start to change or you see a gap etc slowly move the throttle pedal until you feel the gear bite and release the hand/parking brake (the lever to the left of the steering column on the Lexus).



That is how simple doing a hill start using the handbrake is in an automatic. Just as if not easier than a manual.

So the next time you see someone at a set of lights, junction, roundabout or anywhere sat with their foot on the brake pedal manual or automatic give them as much room as possible. They are a liability.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Sunday 5th March 15:33
You might wanna rethink that and check your handbook. Leaving an auto in gear with the handbrake on can cause damage and if you drive a dual clutch auto, definitely do not do this! In my dual clutch car if I leave it in drive and put the handbrake on, the car tries to pull forward. If I leave my foot on the brake, the clutch disenages and does not work against the brakes. I believe this is true with most DSG style boxes. Leaving it in D with the handbrake on in a DSG is likely to cause premature clutch wear, much like holding a manual on a hill using the clutch.

Also for hill starts, loads of cars have Hill Assist. I stop on a hill and when I take my foot off the brake the car stays still waiting for me to drive off. There's absolutely no need for the handbrake to be applied.

Jonno02

2,248 posts

110 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Admittedly I'm in a manual, but I always use my brakes at lights. If you think brake lights are dazzling, then you must have extremely sensitive eyes. I've had my eyes lasered, so lights at night are amplified for me and I still have no problem whatsoever with the car infront having their brake lights on.

And again, you were talking about manual, but your opening statement just says about having your handbrake on and doing a hillstart. Surely I can hillstart just fine if I'm off the brakes and onto the gas? If somebody stops 2cm off my bumper, I'll put the handbrake on incase I roll back. But I'd probably sit on the brakes anyway; if they want to stop to a point where I can't see their front lights in my mirrors, they can get 'blinded.'

That's one thing I've never understood on PH, is the brake lights hatred. Maybe I'm just the knob.

swisstoni

17,042 posts

280 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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May explain why some people can't seem to get a car away from the lights in a reasonable timeframe to save their lives.
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