One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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SlimJim16v

5,686 posts

144 months

Wednesday 5th April 2017
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The bus driver on Woodland Av in Shenfield this afternoon, who rather than stop a few feet further on so I and others could pass, stopped opposite a parked car, then sat there long enough for several hundred passengers to board/alight.

fking ignorant, almost certainly knuckle dragging, .

OK, only a minor inconvenience, but why?

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
The colossal knob cheese in his "Barbarian" that decided the red light at the pedestrian crossing near Farnborough Gate r/bout was optional this afternoon and charged through forcing the 2 girls that were about to cross to jump back onto the pavement to avoid being run over.

Additional knobs were the morons driving the Nissan Juke and Golf R, following Mr Barbarian, that decided because he'd jumped the light, they might as well do so too.
Liar, liar, your pants are on fire - your nose is longer than a telephone wire (remember telephones with wires?)...



...everyone knows that only cyclists ignore red traffic lights. FACT! (I read it in General Gassing)

wink

Brilad

595 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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swisstoni said:
I have a feeling fate has something terrible in store for vapers a few years up the line.
I have been thinking along the same lines but I am quite positive about them overall because burning vegetation (hundreds of carcinogens) + inhaling hot gases is almost certainly a lot more of an irritant to the respiratory mucosa than these oil bases. If you've got to inhale something I'd rather it be these vape things. They may in time be found to be associated with a risk of different types of respiratory disease than COPD/cancer. Another semi-hidden benefit is that people tend to wean down their nicotine intake naturally using vape devices because most smokers finish each fag they start, continuously 'topping-up' their nicotine levels with the same dose each time - a lot of people using vape devices feel craving then have a few drags off it and without really trying just get the doses down - but yep not all smokers are like this.

The government don't like them because they don't have enough of their fingers in the pie. And we can't behaving that can we?? If they are not getting your tobacco taxes then they want to be providing you with nicotine replacement since they are very cosy with the pharmaceutical industry.

At first they were giving people oral thrush (nice!), but this has stopped happening now.


Monkeylegend

26,466 posts

232 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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swisstoni said:
I have a feeling fate has something terrible in store for vapers a few years up the line.
He will be ok if he stops posting those terrible jokes with optional one liners.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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bad company said:
400 pages of people saying others are knobs. Hmmmm. wink
And no doubt another 400 pages to come. There are lots of knobs out there to be riduculed and called to account. I was outed as a knob on PH ages ago, but I have served my sentence and am ready to knob once more.


Edited by nonsequitur on Thursday 6th April 13:59

familyguy1

778 posts

133 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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the cyclists that consistently go through a red light with a pedestrian crossing on it, whilst I'm educating my son on the green cross code and nearly wipe us out.

It happens time and time again and its a particularly bad set of lights for visibility and I'm trying to ram home the fact he waits for the green light, look left, look right and keep doing it whilst you cross the road !

(top of Berkeley Avenue, Reading.)

yellowjack

17,080 posts

167 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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familyguy1 said:
the cyclists that consistently go through a red light with a pedestrian crossing on it, whilst I'm educating my son on the green cross code and nearly wipe us out.

It happens time and time again and its a particularly bad set of lights for visibility and I'm trying to ram home the fact he waits for the green light, look left, look right and keep doing it whilst you cross the road !

(top of Berkeley Avenue, Reading.)
I'm not defending the cyclists in your example, but, look up four or five posts in this thread and ask yourself "If someone is going to ignore a red traffic light with your son on the crossing, would you prefer it to be a cyclist, or a knuckle dragging certifiable nutcase in a big crewcab 4x4 pickup?"

Dr Murdoch

3,449 posts

136 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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yellowjack said:
I'm not defending the cyclists in your example, but, look up four or five posts in this thread and ask yourself "If someone is going to ignore a red traffic light with your son on the crossing, would you prefer it to be a cyclist, or a knuckle dragging certifiable nutcase in a big crewcab 4x4 pickup?"
Why does there have to be a choice?

Both could result in death or serious injury.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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yellowjack said:
I'm not defending the cyclists in your example, but, look up four or five posts in this thread and ask yourself "If someone is going to ignore a red traffic light with your son on the crossing, would you prefer it to be a cyclist, or a knuckle dragging certifiable nutcase in a big crewcab 4x4 pickup?"
Posts like the above.

familyguy1

778 posts

133 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Dr Murdoch said:
Why does there have to be a choice?

Both could result in death or serious injury.
What this chap said....

Blown2CV

28,870 posts

204 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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swisstoni said:
I have a feeling fate has something terrible in store for vapers a few years up the line.
i do think it's pretty funny/horrible that they all crow how amazingly safe it is, without a hint of irony... ignoring the fact that everyone thought smoking was safe for ages too. You can't know these things are safe like 2 years in to them starting to become popular, and you can't trust the two-bit dodgy companies involved in the supply chain any more than you could have trusted william morris etc years ago. It's a bit thick really.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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yellowjack said:
familyguy1 said:
the cyclists that consistently go through a red light with a pedestrian crossing on it, whilst I'm educating my son on the green cross code and nearly wipe us out.

It happens time and time again and its a particularly bad set of lights for visibility and I'm trying to ram home the fact he waits for the green light, look left, look right and keep doing it whilst you cross the road !

(top of Berkeley Avenue, Reading.)
I'm not defending the cyclists in your example, but, look up four or five posts in this thread and ask yourself "If someone is going to ignore a red traffic light with your son on the crossing, would you prefer it to be a cyclist, or a knuckle dragging certifiable nutcase in a big crewcab 4x4 pickup?"
I would rather prefer it if NOBODY runs a red light.

Agent XXX

1,248 posts

107 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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anyone that insists on using the 'E' or 'F' number when talking about their BMW. T*ats

bad company

18,642 posts

267 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Agent XXX said:
anyone that insists on using the 'E' or 'F' number when talking about their BMW. T*ats
Mine's a G30, does that make me exempt?

Triumph Man

8,699 posts

169 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Agent XXX said:
anyone that insists on using the 'E' or 'F' number when talking about their BMW. T*ats
This is a car enthusiast site. Referring to E codes helps differentiate between the various models of BMW. If I said to you I drive a 1995 BMW 5 series, this could either be a late E34 or early E39. People on here refer to various Hondas by certain codes. Do I have a clue what they refer to? No. Do I whinge? No. If I need to know, I will look it up.

Agent XXX

1,248 posts

107 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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bad company said:
Mine's a G30, does that make me exempt?
No.

Dagnir

1,935 posts

164 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Agent XXX said:
anyone that insists on using the 'E' or 'F' number when talking about their BMW. T*ats
You're in the wrong place, mate!

DeltaTango

381 posts

124 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Dagnir said:
You're in the wrong place, mate!
I concur. I drive an X308.

Muddle238

3,908 posts

114 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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DeltaTango said:
I concur. I drive an X308.
Excellent machine.

bad company

18,642 posts

267 months

Thursday 6th April 2017
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Triumph Man said:
Agent XXX said:
anyone that insists on using the 'E' or 'F' number when talking about their BMW. T*ats
This is a car enthusiast site. Referring to E codes helps differentiate between the various models of BMW. If I said to you I drive a 1995 BMW 5 series, this could either be a late E34 or early E39. People on here refer to various Hondas by certain codes. Do I have a clue what they refer to? No. Do I whinge? No. If I need to know, I will look it up.
Actually I agree with him. I've had 9 BMW's and only know the model number of the current one as I bought it new last week and everyone's going on about the G30. It's a 2017 540i MSport. Nuff said.

E, F & G numbers are for blokes in anoraks or those still living at home IMO.
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