One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

[anonymous-user]

Whoever sprayed deodorant in our building knowing full well that it sets the fire alarm off.

Currently stood outside at the assembly point in the freezing cold needing a poo.

Knob!

[KerwinRobertson]

People that ignore the stop/give way signs on junctions and just keep going to pull out in front of you. Getting really really annoying.

[Agent XXX]

Drink driving, speeding, crashing into another vehicle and driving off, and recording it all on your dash-cam. What. A. Knob.

(and a BMW driver. Lol)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffor...

[AlexRS2782]

Bobberoo99 said:

Blocking "KEEP CLEAR" signs.

Relating specifically to this bit. Surrey CC paid their contractors to paint brand new lines on the roundabout at Frimley Park Hospital at the start of this week. Part of the work included painting large "KEEP CLEAR" signs / box markings to ensure that at least 1 vehicle width sized area exists to be left clear to allow ambulances, paramedic vehicles etc, to get through in the case of emergency as well as to allow non hospital traffic to continue to flow on the Portsmouth road and not cause the usual tailbacks.

Roll forward to the end of this week and the markings being down for 3 days now. Are those areas being left unblocked? Is traffic flowing better now? Nope, because all the morons are still blocking the roundabout which this afternoon resulted in an ambulance and paramedic car both being left stuck and unable to move for a good 5 minutes

[Blown2CV]

Jbeale96 said:

Whoever sprayed deodorant in our building knowing full well that it sets the fire alarm off.

Currently stood outside at the assembly point in the freezing cold needing a poo.

Knob!

now that is a sensitive fire alarm.

[nonsequitur]

Blown2CV said:

Jbeale96 said:

Whoever sprayed deodorant in our building knowing full well that it sets the fire alarm off.

Currently stood outside at the assembly point in the freezing cold needing a poo.

Knob!

now that is a sensitive fire alarm.

Roll on or aerosol?, No it's for my armpits.

[anonymous-user]

Blown2CV said:

now that is a sensitive fire alarm.

Particulates I guess, it’s one of the first things new joiners are told and there’s signs all over the place reminding people, and yet...

Worst part was I had neglected going for a poo when I first got in because I had to finish something, and just as I was getting up to go the alarm went off!

[limpsfield]

I am going to have to go with white van drivers.

I don’t know why but consistent outside lane hoggers on the a3, particularly the bits with two lanes. Why?

I come from a long line of white van drivers so it pains me to say this, but I think they are just ignorant selfish dimwits. And s.

[problemchild1976]

Jbeale96 said:

Whoever sprayed deodorant in our building knowing full well that it sets the fire alarm off.

Currently stood outside at the assembly point in the freezing cold needing a poo.

Knob!

you work in bristol??

JJ

[Chromegrill]

Had to go to a meeting today at a venue known for its limited parking in a public carpark nearby. Found the last space, drove my barge past ( indicator flashing) and started to reverse into the spot when some ^&*% in a Fiesta comes flying round the corner and drives straight into the spot into which I was already reversing. Grrrrr!

[Toaster Pilot]

Jbeale96 said:

Particulates I guess, it’s one of the first things new joiners are told and there’s signs all over the place reminding people, and yet...

Worst part was I had neglected going for a poo when I first got in because I had to finish something, and just as I was getting up to go the alarm went off!

Never put off having a st at work until later. Lesson learnt.

[oilbethere]

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[anonymous-user]

problemchild1976 said:

Jbeale96 said:

Whoever sprayed deodorant in our building knowing full well that it sets the fire alarm off.

Currently stood outside at the assembly point in the freezing cold needing a poo.

Knob!

you work in bristol??

JJ

I certainly do...does that mean you do too?

Toaster Pilot said:

Never put off having a st at work until later. Lesson learnt.

Lesson very much learnt!

[DonHorizon]

I'm a knob.

I just went and bought a car on PCP. (affordable payments). Just got home and realised I probably didn't need to do it.

Too late to cancel?

[InitialDave]

DonHorizon said:

I'm a knob.

I just went and bought a car on PCP. (affordable payments). Just got home and realised I probably didn't need to do it.

Too late to cancel?

In what sense? You want to pay it off completely, you want to cancel the credit agreement, you want to return the car?

[DonHorizon]

InitialDave said:

In what sense? You want to pay it off completely, you want to cancel the credit agreement, you want to return the car?

I haven't even got the car yet. I've literally just walked in from the dealers.

I've just been hit with all these payments I'm gonna start having to pay on a brand new car which as I say I don't think I'll use that much. I have a van for work. I think it's that massive payment at the end I have to pay that's bugging me. Why the fk can't finance just be finance like I remembered it. Pay your monthly payments and bam the car is yours.

[oceanview]

The absolute wker in a black RS7, who every busy weekend in town, thinks its a good idea to floor it away from every pedestrian crossing, scattering shoppers, who no doubt he thinks he's impressing with noise and speed.

You're a knob and I hope a ban catches up with you soon or a big lorry and no people involved bar yourself.

Also, for a £90,000 car, it still looks like a taxi outside the airport.

Edited by oceanview on Saturday 21st October 13:35

[HTP99]

DonHorizon said:

InitialDave said:

In what sense? You want to pay it off completely, you want to cancel the credit agreement, you want to return the car?

I haven't even got the car yet. I've literally just walked in from the dealers.

I've just been hit with all these payments I'm gonna start having to pay on a brand new car which as I say I don't think I'll use that much. I have a van for work. I think it's that massive payment at the end I have to pay that's bugging me. Why the fk can't finance just be finance like I remembered it. Pay your monthly payments and bam the car is yours.

Just re-finance the balloon at the end, or get a loan out to pay it off, or put a bit aside each month to clear it at the end.

[problemchild1976]

Jbeale96 said:

problemchild1976 said:

Jbeale96 said:

Whoever sprayed deodorant in our building knowing full well that it sets the fire alarm off.

Currently stood outside at the assembly point in the freezing cold needing a poo.

Knob!

you work in bristol??

JJ

I certainly do...does that mean you do too?

yeah - and if its where i think it is i know that highly sensitive, cheapest in the shop smoke detector system

and also i know that if you did need a poo it was more than likely that the loos were either full up, not working, don't lock, no lights or just backflowing into the water system haha

JJ

[NDA]

DonHorizon said:

I'm a knob.

I just went and bought a car on PCP. (affordable payments). Just got home and realised I probably didn't need to do it.

Too late to cancel?

Is there a 'cooling off period' on these contracts? I feel sure there is - so yes, you should be able to cancel the agreement.