One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3
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maccas99 said:
People that insist on having their conversations on loud speaker (at the loudest setting) in a restaurant/cafe, totally unnecessary and downright rude. Knob points to the phone owner and the cafe owner (they won't tell them to stop it because they don't want to lose trade or p*ss anyone off). Felt like going over and telling them to buy a headset but they had their mate (backup) with them and it would have got "shouty"
EVERYBODY who uses a mobile phone in an any inappropriate or anti-social space. Last night a doctors waiting room was awash with ringtones and unwanted conversation.My personal favourite, at the NEC, after being asked where he was answered 'I'm on the toilet' ( I was in the next cubicle.) Stop it !!, thank you.
10 minutes ago; happened to walk to my upstairs window and looked out at my car parked on the street and I see two guys drinking beer out of bottles; they are just finishing their beers and I see them look at my car and laugh to each other, then both proceed to put their empty bottles right under my front tyres and walk off laughing. I was in a state of undress so they were long gone by the time I got out there. tts.
The cock I encountered nearing the roadworks at Scotch Corner on the northbound A1 on Friday, charging up behind cars and flashing his lights at them repeatedly to bully them out of his way. I passed him as we entered the 50 limit into the roadworks and gave him a cheery little wave.
It goes without saying that he was driving a white Audi.
(Oh, and the deodorant-fire alarm interface also happened in the hotel I was staying in on Saturday night, forcing me outside into the high winds and almost falling over a small dog as I exited the hotel door!)
It goes without saying that he was driving a white Audi.
(Oh, and the deodorant-fire alarm interface also happened in the hotel I was staying in on Saturday night, forcing me outside into the high winds and almost falling over a small dog as I exited the hotel door!)
Angrybiker said:
Alex_225 said:
Most likely mate. Sees nothing but 'take the exit' and goes into panic mode. Rather than use a bit of logic or think that if they miss the junction they can come back on themselves, just risk safety and nearly cause an accident.
The irony is with that slip lane is that usually you can sale past the idiots, the traffic usually clears and you can exit the motorway normally. If not, next junction and come back.
What discounts do you offer in your sales?The irony is with that slip lane is that usually you can sale past the idiots, the traffic usually clears and you can exit the motorway normally. If not, next junction and come back.
Bobberoo99 said:
angels95 said:
nonsequitur said:
angels95 said:
The driver of a Volkswagen Amarok pick-up truck who pulled up alongside me at the lights, me in the straight ahead lane, him in the left-only lane. He stopped half a car's length in front of the line and kept rolling back and forth on the clutch with his right indicator flashing.
When the lights went green I pulled away quickly enough to get comfortably ahead and he slotted in behind.
Cue the light-flashing and animated arm-waving from the pick-up driver. Does he really think he can just push his way to the front of a queue?
Yes, he was a knob, but you knew what he was almost certainly going to do, so why 'pull away quickly' and risk an accident?When the lights went green I pulled away quickly enough to get comfortably ahead and he slotted in behind.
Cue the light-flashing and animated arm-waving from the pick-up driver. Does he really think he can just push his way to the front of a queue?
Always let knob get ahead of you, away, and out of your space.
InitialDave said:
The idiot teenager on a bike who shot out from behind a hedge straight across the road while I was pulling away from a junction this morning. Must've missed him by a couple of inches.
Hopefully he'll try that on a skip lorry or something next time.
Charming. None of us have ever been idiot teenagers.Hopefully he'll try that on a skip lorry or something next time.
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