Why are farmers allowed to let phesants live in the road?!

Why are farmers allowed to let phesants live in the road?!

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surveyor

17,852 posts

185 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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DuckDuck said:
There's a valid point here. I have the same situation with pheasants but much more problematic are the deer numbers. Where I live deer are a problem and there are many stories about cars badly damaged and accidents caused by deer suddenly appearing. What I see is the movement of these animals being facilitated by removing fences around cover so that the deer can move about more freely.

I'm with the OP, as motorists we should be demanding that famers and landowners be accountable for the animals crossing the road, from or to their land and causing accidents. It would certainly incentives them to reduce their numbers which are in lot of cases kept artificially high.
Apt user name.

CrgT16

1,976 posts

109 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Aids0G said:
I got a pheasant stuck in the Snorkel of my Defender while doing 60, it was flying at the time so I assume a rogue bird and therefore no Pesky Farmer to blame!

Ag
How did that mod affected the mpg?

mph1977

12,467 posts

169 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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DuckDuck said:
There's a valid point here. I have the same situation with pheasants but much more problematic are the deer numbers. Where I live deer are a problem and there are many stories about cars badly damaged and accidents caused by deer suddenly appearing. What I see is the movement of these animals being facilitated by removing fences around cover so that the deer can move about more freely.

I'm with the OP, as motorists we should be demanding that famers and landowners be accountable for the animals crossing the road, from or to their land and causing accidents. It would certainly incentives them to reduce their numbers which are in lot of cases kept artificially high.
farmers are accountable for the actions of sheep, pigs , cattle , dogs etc...

game birds are not managed in the way that poultry are ...

blooming townies ... I bet you believe the PETA Lamb poster as well

Vixpy1

42,625 posts

265 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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CrgT16 said:
Aids0G said:
I got a pheasant stuck in the Snorkel of my Defender while doing 60, it was flying at the time so I assume a rogue bird and therefore no Pesky Farmer to blame!

Ag
How did that mod affected the mpg?
It was fowl

Conscript

1,378 posts

122 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Vixpy1 said:
CrgT16 said:
Aids0G said:
I got a pheasant stuck in the Snorkel of my Defender while doing 60, it was flying at the time so I assume a rogue bird and therefore no Pesky Farmer to blame!

Ag
How did that mod affected the mpg?
It was fowl
You win.

masermartin

1,629 posts

178 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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DuckDuck said:
There's a valid point here. I have the same situation with pheasants but much more problematic are the deer numbers. Where I live deer are a problem and there are many stories about cars badly damaged and accidents caused by deer suddenly appearing.
I think there's a win-win here. As the animals are demonstrating vastly-improved ninja skills recently, we should corral them all, and offer them roles training our armed forces. Less unemployed deer and pheasants, living on handouts, roaming around damaging hard-working peoples' pride-and-joys and a reduction in the fixed cost of instruction in the armed forces' budget.

What's not to like?

blueg33

36,018 posts

225 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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bobtail4x4 said:
Try looking where you are going?

and slow down when something is in the road.
^^^ this in spades

I live in a village where the local estate has a massive pheasant population for its very expensive shoot. The peasants wander across the roads etc, all narrowish lanes

In the 15 years I have lived here I haven't hit a single pheasant, partridge, deer, hare, badger, fox, buzzard, owl, blackbird, jay, magpie, crow etc. (these are all on the roads every day)

Not many of the locals have hit the pheasants, its typically city idiots driving country roads like they are on the RAC rally. These people also hit hedges, tractors, ditches etc with monotonous regularity.

SuperPav

1,093 posts

126 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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DuckDuck said:
There's a valid point here. I have the same situation with pheasants but much more problematic are the deer numbers. Where I live deer are a problem and there are many stories about cars badly damaged and accidents caused by deer suddenly appearing. What I see is the movement of these animals being facilitated by removing fences around cover so that the deer can move about more freely.

I'm with the OP, as motorists we should be demanding that famers and landowners be accountable for the animals crossing the road, from or to their land and causing accidents. It would certainly incentives them to reduce their numbers which are in lot of cases kept artificially high.
Can I hold you accountable for when a bird flies from your garden and sts on my car?

Are you expecting every farmer to be Doctor fking Doolittle?!



s m

23,254 posts

204 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Vixpy1 said:
CrgT16 said:
Aids0G said:
I got a pheasant stuck in the Snorkel of my Defender while doing 60, it was flying at the time so I assume a rogue bird and therefore no Pesky Farmer to blame!

Ag
How did that mod affected the mpg?
It was fowl
No need for poultry remarks

bobtail4x4

3,722 posts

110 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Johnnytheboy said:
Pheasants in the road aren't the problem. It's pheasants that decide to run in the road just as you drive by.
do you run many kids over in town?

The Moose

22,867 posts

210 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Vixpy1 said:
CrgT16 said:
Aids0G said:
I got a pheasant stuck in the Snorkel of my Defender while doing 60, it was flying at the time so I assume a rogue bird and therefore no Pesky Farmer to blame!

Ag
How did that mod affected the mpg?
It was fowl
Oh deer.

No - that's the other chap wink

Fastra

4,277 posts

210 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Yeah, bloody peasants, keep them locked up!


SuperPav

1,093 posts

126 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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bobtail4x4 said:
do you run many kids over in town?
To be fair, towns normally have pavements, whereas rural roads can have a hedge right against the road, pheasants will quite happy run out straight in front of the wheels.

Also the slight matter of 60mph limit vs 30mph limit... I don't tend to drive over 30mph in towns, especially if reduced visibility when I normally pootle along at 15mph (e.g. If lots of parked cars).

Having said that, I've only ever clipped a pheasant once, glancing blow, which I suppose isn't too bad given I live in deepest rural Gloucestershire.

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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Heh. I hit a low flying pigeon on the motorway several years ago. Bust my driving light.
The pigeon came off worse though.

bobtail4x4

3,722 posts

110 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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a few years back, I worked in a rural office in the middle of a shooting estate, one lad would hit pheasants 2 or 3 times a week, the rest of us probabably once a year if that,

he didnt understand why, I got a lift with him once then I understood, no roadcraft, binary throttle control.

SuperPav

1,093 posts

126 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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LordGrover said:
Heh. I hit a low flying pigeon on the motorway several years ago. Bust my driving light.
The pigeon came off worse though.
For the OP's sake, I hope you wrote a particularly stern worded letter to the Highways Agency, requesting they ensure all their birds maintain a minimum altitude.

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

249 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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1.5 Pheasants a year, that's almost an epidemic, sue the farmers/land owners/council/highway agency.

SuperPav

1,093 posts

126 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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IanMorewood said:
1.5 Pheasants a year, that's almost an epidemic, sue the farmers/land owners/council/highway agency.
And Piers Morgan, sue him too. He's bound to have a hand in all this!

vtecyo

2,122 posts

130 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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blueg33 said:
bobtail4x4 said:
Try looking where you are going?

and slow down when something is in the road.
^^^ this in spades

I live in a village where the local estate has a massive pheasant population for its very expensive shoot. The peasants wander across the roads etc, all narrowish lanes

In the 15 years I have lived here I haven't hit a single pheasant, partridge, deer, hare, badger, fox, buzzard, owl, blackbird, jay, magpie, crow etc. (these are all on the roads every day)

Not many of the locals have hit the pheasants, its typically city idiots driving country roads like they are on the RAC rally. These people also hit hedges, tractors, ditches etc with monotonous regularity.
Finally, someone with sense. I grew up on a farm and my family still live there - and yes, we purchase many pheasants each year for the shooting season.

None of us have ever hit one (or at least admitted to it!)

One of the farm workers came around a bend the other day to find a VW Golf GTi on it's roof. Presumably one of you lot.

crostonian

2,427 posts

173 months

Monday 13th April 2015
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April 1st was two weeks ago!