Evoque Convertible?

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User33678888

1,142 posts

137 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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It's one of these or a G55 cabrio for getting up the dirt tracks on my overseas estate when I'm a euromillionaire. 4x4, reasonable clearance and open roofed.

andyalan10

404 posts

137 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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J4CKO said:
I can hear the pipes being tapped, bears stroked and real ale being downed,
I've tried wikipedia but can't find the meaning for these euphemisms, no one is literally stroking a bear are they?

Andy

PositronicRay

27,019 posts

183 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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J4CKO said:
God, can you imagine the UK car marketplace if it was down to PH, loads of V8 barges and sportscars sat unsold.

Lighten up, the UK making stuff people actually wants, you all moaned (and still do) about Rover and how alledgedly crap the cars were, now stuff is being made that is sellign well here and globally and we want to "kill it with fire" (God I hate that term).

Ok, maybe it isnt for you but you arent a 28 year old female called Sara (at least during the week) as you see Sara gets major kudos off her mates for her Evoque Convertible as we would on here for a 12 year old BMW or something we knocked up in a shed.

I think some actually dont mind it that much, but doth protest too much, its like some are telling us how much of a hardcore petrolhead they are by not liking a trendy ladies Mini SUV, I can hear the pipes being tapped, bears stroked and real ale being downed, nobody will make you buy one, it is optional. To be honest if my wife wanted one, she is as anti as you lot on the subject (but came home wanting an Audi A3 having got a lift in one, I pointed out it was a Q3 she arrived in but hey) she could have one, it is called choice, I choose ridiculous, thirsty wked out Japanese Convertibles and "Sara" probably thinks look at that sad tosser.

The convertible makes sense, why not freshen up the range and drag in even more sales, even if the profits go to India, its more work, it helps with the GDP and perhaps part of the reason we have not gone even further down the tubes.
I'm not an SUV lover but well said.

RizzoTheRat

25,165 posts

192 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Mr Tid said:
But seriously how effective is this sort of bendy roofless thing going to be off-road - and that was surely LR's key USP? (Emphasis on the word "was").
They started off roofless so know it can be done. I assume the evoque doesn't share the Defender's ladder chassis though.

Risotto

3,928 posts

212 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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It looks suitably vulgar which seems to be the key attribute for these things, im sure they'll sell like hot cakes.

Jasandjules

69,895 posts

229 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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As above, the more money than taste/class brigade will be buying these in droves.

J4CKO

41,562 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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andyalan10 said:
J4CKO said:
I can hear the pipes being tapped, bears stroked and real ale being downed,
I've tried wikipedia but can't find the meaning for these euphemisms, no one is literally stroking a bear are they?

Andy
Go and try it - typing with stick attached to my nose here.

DonkeyApple

55,292 posts

169 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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I do find it funny that supposed car lovers are frothing about an SUV with a soft top. rofl

This one will be a good little seller and reminds me of the 80s 325i convertible in terms of how it's going to be used.

LittleEnus

3,226 posts

174 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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J4CKO said:
God, can you imagine the UK car marketplace if it was down to PH, loads of V8 barges and sportscars sat unsold.

Lighten up, the UK making stuff people actually wants, you all moaned (and still do) about Rover and how alledgedly crap the cars were, now stuff is being made that is sellign well here and globally and we want to "kill it with fire" (God I hate that term).

Ok, maybe it isnt for you but you arent a 28 year old female called Sara (at least during the week) as you see Sara gets major kudos off her mates for her Evoque Convertible as we would on here for a 12 year old BMW or something we knocked up in a shed.

I think some actually dont mind it that much, but doth protest too much, its like some are telling us how much of a hardcore petrolhead they are by not liking a trendy ladies Mini SUV, I can hear the pipes being tapped, bears stroked and real ale being downed, nobody will make you buy one, it is optional. To be honest if my wife wanted one, she is as anti as you lot on the subject (but came home wanting an Audi A3 having got a lift in one, I pointed out it was a Q3 she arrived in but hey) she could have one, it is called choice, I choose ridiculous, thirsty wked out Japanese Convertibles and "Sara" probably thinks look at that sad tosser.

The convertible makes sense, why not freshen up the range and drag in even more sales, even if the profits go to India, its more work, it helps with the GDP and perhaps part of the reason we have not gone even further down the tubes.
Totally agree, well written.


ATM

Original Poster:

18,289 posts

219 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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DonkeyApple said:
I do find it funny that supposed car lovers are frothing about an SUV with a soft top. rofl

This one will be a good little seller and reminds me of the 80s 325i convertible in terms of how it's going to be used.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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J4CKO said:
God, can you imagine the UK car marketplace if it was down to PH, loads of V8 barges and sportscars sat unsold.

Lighten up, the UK making stuff people actually wants, you all moaned (and still do) about Rover and how alledgedly crap the cars were, now stuff is being made that is sellign well here and globally and we want to "kill it with fire" (God I hate that term).

Ok, maybe it isnt for you but you arent a 28 year old female called Sara (at least during the week) as you see Sara gets major kudos off her mates for her Evoque Convertible as we would on here for a 12 year old BMW or something we knocked up in a shed.

I think some actually dont mind it that much, but doth protest too much, its like some are telling us how much of a hardcore petrolhead they are by not liking a trendy ladies Mini SUV, I can hear the pipes being tapped, bears stroked and real ale being downed, nobody will make you buy one, it is optional. To be honest if my wife wanted one, she is as anti as you lot on the subject (but came home wanting an Audi A3 having got a lift in one, I pointed out it was a Q3 she arrived in but hey) she could have one, it is called choice, I choose ridiculous, thirsty wked out Japanese Convertibles and "Sara" probably thinks look at that sad tosser.

The convertible makes sense, why not freshen up the range and drag in even more sales, even if the profits go to India, its more work, it helps with the GDP and perhaps part of the reason we have not gone even further down the tubes.
All of this.

Except I don't have a wife.

RizzoTheRat

25,165 posts

192 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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xRIEx said:
Except I don't have a wife.
Or a bear.

SturdyHSV

10,097 posts

167 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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RizzoTheRat said:
xRIEx said:
Except I don't have a wife.
Or a bear.
You should get one, they're so soft and fluffy

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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RizzoTheRat said:
xRIEx said:
Except I don't have a wife.
Or a bear.
How do you know? wink



Although, a bare wife would be even better.

The Wookie

13,948 posts

228 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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I'll stick my head above the parapet and say that I'm sort of hoping my girlfriend will get one of these. I like the Evoque and it's a damn sight better to look at and probably drive than her 120bhp, 1700 kilo 308 convertible!

I probably wouldn't drive it with the top down in this country but I quite like it! I suspect my plan will be scuppered by an extortionate sale price though...

schmalex

13,616 posts

206 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Mr Tidy said:
Tragic - but you can't buy taste! Which is probably why LR is still going.
But seriously how effective is this sort of bendy roofless thing going to be off-road - and that was surely LR's key USP? (Emphasis on the word "was").
Pointless blingy tat for your local blingest t**t!
Oh, I don't know. Series 1 / 2 / 3 did pretty well off-road with no roof. In fact, one could argue that this is LR going back to its true roots...

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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xRIEx said:
RizzoTheRat said:
xRIEx said:
Except I don't have a wife.
Or a bear.
How do you know? wink



Although, a bare wife would be even better.
In my experience a bear would be a lot easier to live with.

Tuvra

7,921 posts

225 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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LittleEnus said:
J4CKO said:
God, can you imagine the UK car marketplace if it was down to PH, loads of V8 barges and sportscars sat unsold.

Lighten up, the UK making stuff people actually wants, you all moaned (and still do) about Rover and how alledgedly crap the cars were, now stuff is being made that is sellign well here and globally and we want to "kill it with fire" (God I hate that term).

Ok, maybe it isnt for you but you arent a 28 year old female called Sara (at least during the week) as you see Sara gets major kudos off her mates for her Evoque Convertible as we would on here for a 12 year old BMW or something we knocked up in a shed.

I think some actually dont mind it that much, but doth protest too much, its like some are telling us how much of a hardcore petrolhead they are by not liking a trendy ladies Mini SUV, I can hear the pipes being tapped, bears stroked and real ale being downed, nobody will make you buy one, it is optional. To be honest if my wife wanted one, she is as anti as you lot on the subject (but came home wanting an Audi A3 having got a lift in one, I pointed out it was a Q3 she arrived in but hey) she could have one, it is called choice, I choose ridiculous, thirsty wked out Japanese Convertibles and "Sara" probably thinks look at that sad tosser.

The convertible makes sense, why not freshen up the range and drag in even more sales, even if the profits go to India, its more work, it helps with the GDP and perhaps part of the reason we have not gone even further down the tubes.
Totally agree, well written.
+1 smile

JuanGandini

1,466 posts

139 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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I wonder if they'll all be driven like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ixl4r614s

Dan_1981

17,392 posts

199 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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It'll sell bazillions.

I've seen a few uncovered ones.

With the roof up, it's not especially pretty, roof down it looks pretty good I think.