RE: Shed Of The Week: Ford Scorpio 24v

RE: Shed Of The Week: Ford Scorpio 24v

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Zoon

6,701 posts

121 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Geoffcapes said:
Yes it has Cosworth on the boot badge.
No it doesn't.

Motorrad

6,811 posts

187 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Interesting but you can do better for 950 quid these days.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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My God what a sad looking car that is - tragic.

I know that shedding isn't generally about being choosy in the style department but that really is crap.

VolvoT5

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4,155 posts

174 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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KimJongHealthy said:

The human frog thing is more attractive...!

daytona365

1,773 posts

164 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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What a wonderful and relatively easily fitted engine to put in a TVRs.

Drive Blind

5,095 posts

177 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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looks terrible.

what's the engine like in something a bit lighter and a manual 'box?

J4CKO

41,555 posts

200 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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daytona365 said:
What a wonderful and relatively easily fitted engine to put in a TVRs.
Is it that wonderful, a good upgrade for the older, wheezier 12v variants but if you are going to all that hassle, BMW V8's are plentiful as are Lexus V8's, if it has to be a six the one from a 350Z has 300 bhp and is a similar size and weight.

I think its the "easily fitted" bit most do it for but the later ones of these werent quite as simple as the earlier ones, cant remember why.

rallycross

12,790 posts

237 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Someone buy it and put the engine in a Capri with a manual box.

Baryonyx

17,996 posts

159 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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I love these, magnificent cars from a bygone age when there was more to an 'executive' car than a white paint, a strained 4 cylinder diesel engine and the lowest monthly payment. That front end doesn't look half as bad as it did when reviewed in context of some utterly dreadful modern designs.

Robbie1400

30 posts

146 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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The only thing in its favour is that it doesn't have the saloon's back end. Truly awful!

B'stard Child

28,395 posts

246 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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KimJongHealthy said:

Exactly what I see - utter minger in my eyes

I'll take my 90's big saloon in Opel/Vauxhall flavour please

rohrl

8,737 posts

145 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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What's the biggest paper bag I can buy? If it's possible to cover the whole front end of the car that might be a viable purchase.

J4CKO

41,555 posts

200 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Baryonyx said:
I love these, magnificent cars from a bygone age when there was more to an 'executive' car than a white paint, a strained 4 cylinder diesel engine and the lowest monthly payment. That front end doesn't look half as bad as it did when reviewed in context of some utterly dreadful modern designs.
Oh come on, the white diesel German lease machine with DRL's replaced the reps Sierra, Cavalier or Montego, not the bosses barge, plus there are still decent equivalents around, look at the current Mondeo, plus the german stuff doesnt have to come with 20 inch wheels and S line suspension delete, chap at work has a 200 bhp petrol A4 in SE flavour and it is a very nice car.

I would probably take the white A4 that looks like a stormtroopers helmet over this abomination and I am generally the champion of the underdog sheds, this just offends my eyes.

jamespink

1,218 posts

204 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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A friend always said the estate was better than the saloon as they only messed up one end with those ghastly lights! Seriously tacky car! The bumpers were made by Marley, the floor tile and gutter people. They are super light expanded yellow foam inside with a thin "skin" of paintable thermo-form plastic, just "touch" them on anything stationary (like long grass) and they explode, needing complete replacement and paint (or more typically a roll of gaffer tape). Awful shoddy piece of kit, built by mercyless accountants to a design smitten to death by the ugly stick... Not really a fan...

BL Fanboy

339 posts

142 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Compared to the Vauxhall/Opel non-premium executive cars, these Scorpio/Granadas always felt like a scaled up sierra whereas the aforementioned Rekord/Berlina/Carlton/Senator/Omega cars were genuinely engineered and built better than the models below them i.e MK1/2/3 Cavalier, time period for time period.

It went a bit wrong in my mind when they introduced the Sierra, they didn't then up their game with the Granada, hence the scaled up feeling of the Granada.

Initially when the Granada/Consul came out in the early 70's it was better demonstrably than the live axled Cortina below it thus giving it a premium feel over the lesser cars.

To be honest,even a 3.0 Elite Omega estate would make this car look a joke.

Edited by BL Fanboy on Friday 1st May 12:06


May be an exception would be when the Mk1 Carlton overlapped the MK2 Cavalier for a couple of years in the early 80s - The smaller Mk2 Cavalier was a better car for a bit until the streamlined Mk2 Carlton came along.

Edited by BL Fanboy on Friday 1st May 12:14

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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Old man's car. Beaten by the ugly stick too.

Ford, the champion of cars as consumer white goods. wink

PHMatt

608 posts

148 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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B'stard Child said:
Exactly what I see - utter minger in my eyes

I'll take my 90's big saloon in Opel/Vauxhall flavour please
Vauxhall Omega MV6 - infinitely better looking car, equal performance.
Probably not sub 1k cars though

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

forzaminardi

2,290 posts

187 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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The bloke that lived next door to us back in the day had one of these as a company car. The Mk1 Scorpio looked great in its day, I always thought, and the arrival of this monstrosity on next door's drive was an unpleasant shock. Having said all that, while it was aesthetically challenging, I remember thinking it was quite an impressive car, especially the interior looked for its day very plush. It can't be all bad with a nice V6 in the front, overall I'd say this is a car that's better than it's reputation and looks suggest.

An interesting shed, something a bit different, but in this case the looks really do influence my overall judgement.

jcelee

1,039 posts

244 months

Friday 1st May 2015
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My neighbour has one of these, bought nearly new. His is a black saloon on an R plate in pretty close to immaculate condition (no signs of rust anywhere). I suspect it has does less than half the mileage of this one and everything works.

He is well aware that its worthless but it purrs around so well, like a poor man's Jag (providing you're sat in it!) that I don't think he will ever part with it. He was slightly tempted by my 2002 XJ8, but even the modest increase in cost was not enough to tempt him...