The ugliest 'new' car on sale today? No, it's not Korean...

The ugliest 'new' car on sale today? No, it's not Korean...

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Monty Python

4,812 posts

198 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Limpet said:
Another vote for the 5 series GT. Truly gopping, and at a glance, something about the back end styling makes me think it's been involved in some sort of rear end shunt.



A shame because it's almost certainly a very decent car in other respects.
Nowhere near as bad as the X6.

Turbodiesel1976

1,957 posts

171 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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marmitemania said:
Moronic sh!theaps for moronic people.
Wow, you really have hate for the Q7s! Have you ever driven one? They aren't as bad as the Clarksonites would have you believe and when you climb into one 'sh!theap' definitely isn't the word that comes to mind smile

StottyEvo

6,860 posts

164 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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RocknRollOutlaw said:
The i3 has my vote, what an eyesore.
A friends neighbour has one, I saw it an grimaced and asked "what the fek is that monstrosity" before realising it was an i3 laugh it looks like Hisenbergs car from breaking bad vomit

73mark

774 posts

128 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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rich85uk said:
I still think the Nissan Cube is probably the ugliest car ever made, and despite how awful they look you can still buy them in Japan. They did some sort of limited edition one with a sticker of a goldfish on the side....

We have a winner.
That is fugly.

unpc

2,837 posts

214 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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StottyEvo said:
RocknRollOutlaw said:
The i3 has my vote, what an eyesore.
A friends neighbour has one, I saw it an grimaced and asked "what the fek is that monstrosity" before realising it was an i3 laugh it looks like Hisenbergs car from breaking bad vomit
Yeah I'll give you that...




SirSquidalot

4,042 posts

166 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Mitsubishi Outlander

Saw one this morning vomit


TwigtheWonderkid

43,414 posts

151 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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SirSquidalot said:
Mitsubishi Outlander

Saw one this morning vomit

What's wrong with that? It's no beauty, but it's a perfectly acceptable 4x4 type vehicle, no worse or better than many others.

Mafffew

2,149 posts

112 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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BlackLabel said:
I don't get it?

r11co

6,244 posts

231 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Mafffew said:
I don't get it?
Look again!

To my eyes it appears the rear-end of the i8 is 'giving birth' (or pooing out depending on your perspective) a 911.

lickatysplit

470 posts

131 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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my vote goes to the BMW X1 in Brown, or any car in brown. why would you ask for to drive in a turd?

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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6 pages in and nothing from the Ssangyong stable?!

TwigtheWonderkid

43,414 posts

151 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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lickatysplit said:
my vote goes to the BMW X1 in Brown, or any car in brown. why would you ask for to drive in a turd?
How about this gem from the Readers' cars section of PH. I think it's fabulous.


glazbagun

14,283 posts

198 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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Mafffew said:
BlackLabel said:
I don't get it?
Enjoy your innocence.

TheFinners

543 posts

128 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
How about this gem from the Readers' cars section of PH. I think it's fabulous.

Turdo 2? wink (I do like it though!)

marmitemania

1,571 posts

143 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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New Renault lorry.

New Audi Q7

r11co

6,244 posts

231 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
How about this gem from the Readers' cars section of PH. I think it's fabulous.

FFS. If this is your idea of new then I have some 'new' shoes to sell you.... rolleyes

Europa1 said:
6 pages in and nothing from the Ssangyong stable?!
That's because there is nothing in their new range that is particularly ugly. Even the latest Rodius is inoffensive in a non-descript way.



Monty Python said:
Limpet said:
Another vote for the 5 series GT. Truly gopping, and at a glance, something about the back end styling makes me think it's been involved in some sort of rear end shunt.



A shame because it's almost certainly a very decent car in other respects.
Nowhere near as bad as the X6.
I'm disagreeing with you on that one. The X6 is no looker, but I passed a 5GT today and it just looks like the motoring equivalent of a fat bloke trying to fit into a normal-sized bloke's suit.

marmitemania

1,571 posts

143 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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I think that because the Germans do not have our understated flair for designing a classy and handsome car they have to fall back on shouty and aggressive which does find favor with a lot of shouty and aggressive people who seem to make up a big percentage of the car buying population. In answer to a post further back No I have not driven a Q7 but I have owned 2 Jaguars and currently have a Range Rover Vogue so I do know a little about sumptuous cabins. I have also had experience with Audi's and have spent a decent amount of time behind the wheel of a 3.0 TDI S line Le Man, whilst it was a good car it was reasonably quiet and comfortable, it was nothing special to me. But we all have our own opinion and I'm afraid mine does not fall in line with most of the German car lovers.

DoctorX

7,305 posts

168 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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r11co said:
I'm disagreeing with you on that one. The X6 is no looker, but I passed a 5GT today and it just looks like the motoring equivalent of a fat bloke trying to fit into a normal-sized bloke's suit.
Agreed. The X6 isn't that bad looking it's just the sheer pointlessness of it which I can't comprehend. The GT is an ungainly beast and I don't know why you'd have one over a 5 Touring.

TWPC

842 posts

162 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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kmpowell said:
Looks like it's just me then. boxedin

I'm struggling to think of a car on sale today that's more gopping and disproportioned.
I agree.

The proportions are awful: the front overhang, the rear overhang, everything about the relationship between the rear wheel and the rear side window, the fact that it is a 4x4 yet looks like it has relatively little ground clearance. It's horrible. And when, oh when will they get rid of that stooooooopid grille? What a waste of a glorious interior...

I thought the new XC90 looked questionable but its growing on me and then on seeing the Q7 I realised that modern SUV design must be more challenging than I thought. The Mk 1 Q7 looked like an obese Panzer but at least it had coherence.

P.S. The Ssangyong Rodius is still the ugliest thing sold here in the recent past, the X6 the greatest disappointment (though my expectations of the Germans' styling depts are falling fast).

Round

15 posts

109 months

Wednesday 6th May 2015
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stemll said:
You're all so far off the mark

Hopefully my next car. biggrin Love it.