Test drive etiquette

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Sheepshanks

32,718 posts

119 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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unrepentant said:
Surely the salesman at Team Central can feed his kids with Ayahuasca's warm wishes?
Why should that be customers' concern?

Centurion07

10,381 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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maurauth said:
I was in the position before where I couldn't decide between 3series, C-class or A4 before, I made sure I read up online, looked at friend's cars and had a nose on the forecourts of main dealers but when you get to the nitty gritty why should I, or anyone in fact, make a choice out of the 3 without driving all 3?
fk me this is hard work.

If you're seriously considering one out of those three then by all means go and drive all three. If there is something about one of those models that means you're not going to buy it regardless of how it drives then don't bother with that one. THAT is what people have an issue with.

PLUS.....if you want to drive all three that's fine, but don't go to a dealer to have a go in one of their cars if they don't have/can't get the exact spec you want.



Edited by Centurion07 on Friday 22 May 20:46

deeen

6,079 posts

245 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Sheepshanks said:
unrepentant said:
Surely the salesman at Team Central can feed his kids with Ayahuasca's warm wishes?
Why should that be customers' concern?
If I feed 1 kid for 1 week, is that enough for a test drive?

twing

5,005 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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deeen said:
If I feed 1 kid for 1 week, is that enough for a test drive?
BOOOOOOM, you're absolutely fking SPOT ON, give me 50 quid and I'll take you out!!!!!!!!.... Or take me up on my offer of a free hire car.

twing

5,005 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Sheepshanks said:
Why should that be customers' concern?
simples....because you shouldn't want to waste a man's time, cost him money and get him in the st with his boss because he took a tyre-kicking c censored t out on a demo when he was NEVER going to buy the fking thing!

maurauth

749 posts

170 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Centurion07 said:
fk me this is hard work.

If you're seriously considering one out of those three then by all means go and drive all three. If there is something about one of those models that means you're not going to buy it regardless of how it drives then don't bother with that one. THAT is what people have an issue with.

PLUS.....if you want to drive all three that's fine, but don't go to a dealer to have a go in one of their cars if they don't have/can't get the exact spec you want.



Edited by Centurion07 on Friday 22 May 20:46
what's "hard work"? You're not the OP, you don't need to respond to every post. I was just posting my experience, and that the one dealer out of the three who was unreasonable ended up not getting a sale, and not being considered for the next 3 purchases! If he had bent over backwards for me, shown me around the car, taken me out for a drive etc etc rather than treating me like a stbag test pilot he could have had 4 sales from me in 5/6 years! It wasn't even a busy day, I was the only one on the forecourt!

deeen

6,079 posts

245 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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twing said:
deeen said:
If I feed 1 kid for 1 week, is that enough for a test drive?
BOOOOOOM, you're absolutely fking SPOT ON, give me 50 quid and I'll take you out!!!!!!!!.... Or take me up on my offer of a free hire car.
Or find a salesman with no kids, so I can find out if I like a car enough to buy it?

Centurion07

10,381 posts

247 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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maurauth said:
what's "hard work"?
You and everyone else having a moan about "why shouldn't I test all 3 I'm interested in?" when nobody has said you shouldn't & it was stated in the OP that he was going to test drive a car he knew he wasn't going to buy, which is what the debate is actually about. tongue out



Paul Dishman

4,697 posts

237 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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maurauth said:
I was in the position before where I couldn't decide between 3series, C-class or A4 before, I made sure I read up online, looked at friend's cars and had a nose on the forecourts of main dealers but when you get to the nitty gritty why should I, or anyone in fact, make a choice out of the 3 without driving all 3? I drove a C class and a 3 series but was scoffed at by the Audi dealership, fair enough I was 19 or 20 (can't remember exactly), but I had my 3 year old MX-5 as a PX and explained to the salesman I wanted to drive all 3 before making the decision. His reply was "if it drives well will you buy it here and now?", obviously not, I'd just explained that I wanted to consider all of the 'big 3' german marques in that class of vehicle before making a decision. "If you're not gonna buy the car today, you're wasting my time, what's the point of a test drive?".
I'd have walked as well, if he'd said that to me. What's the point in being in sales if you insult the customers?

twing

5,005 posts

131 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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deeen said:
Or find a salesman with no kids, so I can find out if I like a car enough to buy it?
OP had already decided not to buy

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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maurauth said:
I was in the position before where I couldn't decide between 3series, C-class or A4 before, I made sure I read up online, looked at friend's cars and had a nose on the forecourts of main dealers but when you get to the nitty gritty why should I, or anyone in fact, make a choice out of the 3 without driving all 3? I drove a C class and a 3 series but was scoffed at by the Audi dealership, fair enough I was 19 or 20 (can't remember exactly), but I had my 3 year old MX-5 as a PX and explained to the salesman I wanted to drive all 3 before making the decision. His reply was "if it drives well will you buy it here and now?", obviously not, I'd just explained that I wanted to consider all of the 'big 3' german marques in that class of vehicle before making a decision. "If you're not gonna buy the car today, you're wasting my time, what's the point of a test drive?".
Least you got the offer of a test drive, BMW salesman recently told me that I should just order a new X5 as that is what his customers did and why did I need a test drive anyway as there was one in the showroom.

red_slr

17,215 posts

189 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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For me its check condition first, service history, have a poke about, check all the spec. If I then think I want to buy it - then I drive it. On my last purchase I took the car out of the dealership drove about 1/2 a mile and said lets head back. That's all I needed, I know how it drives FFS. I am just checking for odd sounds, strange rattles, gearbox, brakes, smoke etc. If it drives and stops and bits don't fall off then jobs a gooodun.

unrepentant

21,253 posts

256 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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deeen said:
twing said:
deeen said:
If I feed 1 kid for 1 week, is that enough for a test drive?
BOOOOOOM, you're absolutely fking SPOT ON, give me 50 quid and I'll take you out!!!!!!!!.... Or take me up on my offer of a free hire car.
Or find a salesman with no kids, so I can find out if I like a car enough to buy it?
You missed the point. He drove the car, enjoyed the experience and the car and then went and bought one somewhere else. The guy who gave him a great experience and effectively sold him the car made nothing.

I get no salary and only make money when I sell a car. It's reasonable that I should qualify my customers and I do. That's not to say that I don't test drive shoppers as well as buyers, I do as it's part of the job but I will draw the line at joy riders.

The cheekiest people are those that buy somewhere else on price and then come and ask me to show them how their car works as the untrained monkey in the car supermarket who sold them the thing didn't know his arse from his elbow......

Paul Dishman

4,697 posts

237 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Some car salesmen appear to want to be no more than order-taking clerks judging by the stories on this thread. It seems like it's too much like hard work to qualify customers and actually sell cars. Why would anyone spend thousands on what is the second most expensive item they'll ever buy and not drive it? And why is the assumption made that anyone who doesn't sign on the dotted line within five minutes is a time waster?

unrepentant

21,253 posts

256 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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Paul Dishman said:
Some car salesmen appear to want to be no more than order-taking clerks judging by the stories on this thread. It seems like it's too much like hard work to qualify customers and actually sell cars. Why would anyone spend thousands on what is the second most expensive item they'll ever buy and not drive it? And why is the assumption made that anyone who doesn't sign on the dotted line within five minutes is a time waster?
Read the thread, nobody's said that. In fact some people think its wrong to qualify prospects, something that those of us who are successful always do.


deeen

6,079 posts

245 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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unrepentant said:
You missed the point. He drove the car, enjoyed the experience and the car and then went and bought one somewhere else. The guy who gave him a great experience and effectively sold him the car made nothing.

I get no salary and only make money when I sell a car. It's reasonable that I should qualify my customers and I do. That's not to say that I don't test drive shoppers as well as buyers, I do as it's part of the job but I will draw the line at joy riders.

The cheekiest people are those that buy somewhere else on price and then come and ask me to show them how their car works as the untrained monkey in the car supermarket who sold them the thing didn't know his arse from his elbow......
Thanks for your considered answer, most un-PH! Viewed from your end of the telescope, I can see your point. Maybe the problem is not the customer or the salesman, but the "commission only" business model?

Sheepshanks

32,718 posts

119 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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twing said:
Sheepshanks said:
Why should that be customers' concern?
simples....because you shouldn't want to waste a man's time, cost him money and get him in the st with his boss because he took a tyre-kicking c censored t out on a demo when he was NEVER going to buy the fking thing!
Why is the salesman's time more important then the customer's?

Sheepshanks

32,718 posts

119 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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berlintaxi said:
Least you got the offer of a test drive, BMW salesman recently told me that I should just order a new X5 as that is what his customers did and why did I need a test drive anyway as there was one in the showroom.
For years after it came out X5 was famous as no-one ever test drove them - lead-time was 12mths and the dealers didn't have demos.

Paul Dishman

4,697 posts

237 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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unrepentant said:
Paul Dishman said:
Some car salesmen appear to want to be no more than order-taking clerks judging by the stories on this thread. It seems like it's too much like hard work to qualify customers and actually sell cars. Why would anyone spend thousands on what is the second most expensive item they'll ever buy and not drive it? And why is the assumption made that anyone who doesn't sign on the dotted line within five minutes is a time waster?
Read the thread, nobody's said that. In fact some people think its wrong to qualify prospects, something that those of us who are successful always do.
I have read the thread, thank you. I wasn't quoting anyone, but remarking on some of the attitudes portrayed.

Sheepshanks

32,718 posts

119 months

Friday 22nd May 2015
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deeen said:
Maybe the problem is not the customer or the salesman, but the "commission only" business model?
Absolutely that's the problem, and it's an appalling situation for most (I'm sure some do very well out of it) car salespeople.

As is the focus on selling finance, GAP etc rather than cars.

But those are their problems - customers just have to adapt and work around it.