engines - crappiest of them all ?

engines - crappiest of them all ?

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BFG TERRANO

2,172 posts

149 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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2014 vauxhall ecotec n/a 1400 petrol. Utter bag of ste. Dull, flat, lifeless, won't rev, crap fuel economy

Limpet

6,319 posts

162 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Uncle John said:
Ford CVH, the worst engine ever.

Now and again I'll be walking along and instantly recognise a CVH coming up, sounds like a rough diesel about to let go......
Most had terminal top end clattering by 60k as well.

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Just remembered I owned 2 cvh Fiesta's so that actually makes it 6 cars with that horrible engine! What the hell was wrong with me.

Was the 1.3 engine in the first Ford KA a cvh? If so I've now made it to 7 and that's pretty depressing. If it wasn't a cvh then it was a close relative and almost as bad, killed mine at about 60,000 miles when the tappets could no longer be adjusted. Sold it for a 1.0 Micra K11C (had to wiki the model number) and that engine was a total gem.

Levin

2,029 posts

125 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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poing said:
Was the 1.3 engine in the first Ford KA a cvh? If so I've now made it to 7 and that's pretty depressing. If it wasn't a cvh then it was a close relative and almost as bad, killed mine at about 60,000 miles when the tappets could no longer be adjusted. Sold it for a 1.0 Micra K11C (had to wiki the model number) and that engine was a total gem.
You'll be pleased to hear that it was not a CVH. But it was probably an Endura E if it was pre-2002. If post, it was a Duratec. I had no idea the CVH was so despised.

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

141 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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There are so many to choose from.

I've no idea what engine it is/was but I was given a 2005 Volvo S40 1.6 petrol as a courtesy car for a weekend. I hated that car. The interior shades of grey plastic count stopped in the high teens and the engine was so bland it offended me. It rewarded nothing, to no-one, for any driving style at any time.

A miserable, miserable engine best forgotten.

Chris1255

203 posts

112 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Ford Duratorq 1.4 TDCi. Fiesta hire car, I'm sure it moved when you pressed the accelerator but it would have taken a team of scientists to detect it...

poing

8,743 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Levin said:
You'll be pleased to hear that it was not a CVH. But it was probably an Endura E if it was pre-2002. If post, it was a Duratec. I had no idea the CVH was so despised.
Was not long after it was released so pre 2002, rattled with the best of them and just like the CVH I can identify them by ear from a distance.

vrooom

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3,763 posts

268 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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And i nomiate the engine that is in MX5 mk1. HORRIBLE coarse engine.. that screamed pain when you revved it.

andy-integrale

415 posts

192 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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wormus said:
uk_vette said:
We had a Talbot Alpine.
Engine really rattled like a bag of spanners.
Not just our one, but they all did !

vette
+1 I had one of these too before the Escort. My first car was a 1.3 Talbot Horizon with the same engine as the Alpine. Coarse, rattly and gutless.

It's because of these monstrous things that I now have a supercharged V8!

Edited by wormus on Thursday 21st May 20:24
Neighbour had one when I was a boy. Sounded like it had the worlds largest and most worn tappets from day 1 - truly horrible.

Edited by andy-integrale on Thursday 21st May 21:21

andy-integrale

415 posts

192 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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wormus said:
uk_vette said:
We had a Talbot Alpine.
Engine really rattled like a bag of spanners.
Not just our one, but they all did !

vette
+1 I had one of these too before the Escort. My first car was a 1.3 Talbot Horizon with the same engine as the Alpine. Coarse, rattly and gutless.

It's because of these monstrous things that I now have a supercharged V8!

Edited by wormus on Thursday 21st May 20:24
Neighbour had one when I was a boy. Sounded like it had the worlds largest and most worn tappets from day 1 - truly horrible.

Edited by andy-integrale on Thursday 21st May 21:22

6cylGolf

700 posts

191 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Levin said:
poing said:
Was the 1.3 engine in the first Ford KA a cvh? If so I've now made it to 7 and that's pretty depressing. If it wasn't a cvh then it was a close relative and almost as bad, killed mine at about 60,000 miles when the tappets could no longer be adjusted. Sold it for a 1.0 Micra K11C (had to wiki the model number) and that engine was a total gem.
You'll be pleased to hear that it was not a CVH. But it was probably an Endura E if it was pre-2002. If post, it was a Duratec. I had no idea the CVH was so despised.
Only in this demographic.

Mine is 160bhp in 750kg and a hoot.

stevesingo

4,858 posts

223 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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The Simca Poissy engine as fitted to the Talbot Horizon. Beat that for crappiness.

edit: Doh, it seems I'm not the only one.

Edited by stevesingo on Thursday 21st May 21:23

Sad Ken

623 posts

111 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Drive Blind said:
deffo the ford cvh - why buyers kept buying this horrible engine in their droves is beyond me.
My first car (well 2nd car really, but it's a long story), was a 1989 Escort 1.3L which I believe had one of these engines. Horrible awful horrific excuse for an engine. I really did think all engines were this crap and it almost put me off driving.

daytona365

1,773 posts

165 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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vrooom said:
And i nomiate the engine that is in MX5 mk1. HORRIBLE coarse engine.. that screamed pain when you revved it.
...........Car is well overrated in my opinion, but the engine is one of the best small engines available, again in my opinion.

Morningside

24,110 posts

230 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Hard choice, here are three of my contenders:
TR7 - Went bang twice. Drove it about for a month with big end fail. Sounded like a diesel.
SD1 2600 seized at Dartford tunnel doing 5mph. Never had a problem with the 2300.
That crappy "O" series engine that was the flavour of Austin/Rover. I think ever one I had with this engine started pissing oil out.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

164 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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Sad Ken said:
My first car (well 2nd car really, but it's a long story), was a 1989 Escort 1.3L which I believe had one of these engines. Horrible awful horrific excuse for an engine. I really did think all engines were this crap and it almost put me off driving.
The 1.3 was more likely an Endura or Valencia.

I had a 1.3 1987 Escort and that wasn't a CVH.

Sad Ken

623 posts

111 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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iva cosworth said:
The 1.3 was more likely an Endura or Valencia.

I had a 1.3 1987 Escort and that wasn't a CVH.
Whatever it was, it was a horrible tappety thing.

Awful car generally that though, couldn't have picked a worse car, it tried to kill me so many times. From the accelerator sticking on, to the brakes completely failing.

Eventually wrote off when an uninsured driver handbrake turned a Chevette into it, and then tried to blame me, before leaving false details and scarpering.

Can't say I was sad to see it go, even though I lost a packet on it.

Edit: Looks like it might have been the Valencia, did a quick google and that engine looks familiar, maybe I had a bad one, but it was a thoroughly awful noisy, generally crap thing.



Edited by Sad Ken on Thursday 21st May 21:51

Mr E

21,631 posts

260 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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castex said:
Crappiest flat 12? scratchchin
Life racing?

J4CKO

41,623 posts

201 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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750turbo said:
J4CKO said:
T Twin, the ones in Harleys, never ridden one, I just have an aversion to Harleys and the engine enables people to ride them, only acceptable if you wear a back patch with "MC" on and its made of various bits of other bikes and you have no other transport.
<cough>

Suzuki smile
Nothing against TLR's or whatever they are, just Harleys.

lel

395 posts

124 months

Thursday 21st May 2015
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I'd like to nominate the 1.6 TDCI/HDI

HORRIBLE HORRIBLE engine! No power, very noisy, horribly unreliable, weak, dirty and generally just crap.

CVH is rubbish too, along with the 1.0 3cyl Vw unit that likes to throw its timing chain a few teeth when you turn it off.