Totally unsporty "sport" models

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Hol said:

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Wikipedia:

Rallying, also known as rally racing, is a form of auto racing that takes place on public or private roads with modified production or specially built road-legal cars. This motorsport...

Ok, but you have to make allowances. I owned Subaru and Evos for a long time. My mind has thus become brainwashed to only categorising them and older cars like the Quattro as 'rally reps'.

Hahaha fair enough

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dazwalsh said:

Not sure if it has been mentioned in these 5 (girly) pages but Vauxhall were putting go fast stripes on their 1l stbox corsas not so long ago, my sister almost bought one before I steered her into the ford fiesta instead.

Ironically Zetec S Mk. 7 Fiestas are at the top of my next-sensible-commute-mobile list at the moment, pretty much what this thread is poking fun at

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KingNothing said:

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"Sport Fog Lights"

No these are sport fog lights!

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KTF said:

CCM604e said:

No these are sport fog lights!

Are they not 'driving lights' (a silly term in itself) rather than fog lights?

Try leaving them on all day

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KTF said:

confused_buyer said:

When I read those BMW descriptions I can't help but think of Steve Coogan as Gareth Cheeseman.

Mercedes is just as bad. Which version of Sport would you like for your A-Class sir?



Whats that you say? You like the A-Class AMG Sport but its not quite sporty enough, well the AMG Night Edition is the one for you! Look, it has "carbo-fibre look trim" that will truly compensate for your small penis.

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If you want to dial up the sporty character of the A-Class AMG Sport a notch, you’ll enjoy the A-Class AMG Night Edition. It’s brimming with stylish exterior features ranging from 18" AMG alloy wheels to the striking diamond pin radiator grille and black wing mirrors.

Inside, sports seats with integrated headrests in black ARTICO leather* / DINAMICA microfibre, a leather clad sports steering wheel and carbo-fibre look trim create a powerful atmosphere.

The AMG Night Edition also features advanced technology, including the KEYLESS GO starting function and Becker® MAP PILOT navigation system for a truly effortless drive, plus a reversing camera for effortless parking.

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Edited by KTF on Friday 22 May 17:04

Not my words, Carol, the words of MBUK

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Dog Star said:

Pah! I raise you the Renault 21 "Manager"

That is fking brilliant, I want more of these