BMW M135I

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SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
Sorry for not making it clear that car is not mine, i'm just collecting ideas together for the way i'm going to change my car.

The car i'm test driving tomorrow is not mapped so wont hit 200 mph unfortunately but i will be definitely testing the 0-100 time out. i'm also hoping it will be wet tomorrow so i can see what it handles like so will be having a lot of sideways action lol.
So you are expecting to do this on a test drive?

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

140 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
Benbay001 said:
OP -
What cars have you owned up until now?
IS THAT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS?????????????????????
Because if you knew anything about sportscars or performance cars in general you wouldn't be wking on about a 1-series with a 3.0litre engine.

M135IBOSS

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53 posts

107 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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LasseV said:
Aye, we thought that you will give a bj for the dealer....
Pardon?

HD Adam

5,154 posts

184 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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I raced one of these M135 things at Shakespeare County Raceway today.

God it was slow. 13.2 or something quarter mile time biggrin

I just about had time to wave to him as I was coming back down the return road.

haggishunter

1,315 posts

243 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
Cant believe the jealousy on this forum towards the M1. JUST BECAUSE YOU LOT CANT AFFORD IT HAHAHHAHAHAH
You clearly don't know what a M1 is. Post a pic of one

phil4

1,216 posts

238 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
Can't people read on here? where have i wrote that i don't hold a driving license?
Make sure you've picked a very friendly dealer for your test drive, as most of the normal ones will require you to have a driving license before they'll let you drive... I think it's something to do with their insurance, in case you bin it.

LasseV

1,754 posts

133 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
Pardon?
You don't get a sore neck from that kind of acceleration... teacher

M135IBOSS

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53 posts

107 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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haggishunter said:
You clearly don't know what a M1 is. Post a pic of one
http://cdn.bmwblog.com/wp-content/uploads/7935286120_000c668a51_h.jpg

red_slr

17,242 posts

189 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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doogz said:
M135IBOSS said:
Thanks for the info i'm very sure that is the 0-100 mph time, will find out tomorrow when im on a testdrive, will do a timed 0-100 and see if it is.
Why stop there?

Do a 0-200.
Post of the year so far!! biggrin

M135IBOSS

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53 posts

107 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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LasseV said:
You don't get a sore neck from that kind of acceleration... teacher
You obviously do or i would not have got a pre warning by the dealer.

J4CKO

41,567 posts

200 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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LasseV said:
M135IBOSS said:
Pardon?
You don't get a sore neck from that kind of acceleration... teacher
A Mclaren will do it apparently, one of the youngest lads friends dads has a McLaren and his wife doesnt like that aspect, caught unaware it can hurt, the acceleration I mean.

Not sure whether this thread means Vlad has escaped from Scoobynet again, doesn't sound like him though to be fair.

TankRizzo

7,272 posts

193 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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OK, own up lads, who is this?

TheHound

1,763 posts

122 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!


Just because I have to money to go out and purchase the M135I I'm called a troll. Cant believe how jealous some are on this thread. its called hard work people that's the reason why I'm in a position to buy a beast of a car.
Mate, you need to buy it on a PCP or a Lease so you can invest your money elsewhere and make more mega £££ and make everyone even more jealous. Plus BMW are offering awesome deals on these, my mate told me when he got one on a PCP they threw in a few extras like GAP, which supposdely adds 40bhp to create an even bigger distance between you and the car behind.

M135IBOSS

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53 posts

107 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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red_slr said:
Post of the year so far!! biggrin
Sadly i will not be able to do a timed sprint upto 200mph because the car is standard and not remapped but if i do buy it i will get it remapped.

LB14

278 posts

208 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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So where do you expect to do a timed 0-100mph sprint?? Is the dealer accompanying you to Santa Pod for the test drive, you know, like dealers do...

Edited by LB14 on Monday 25th May 20:05

phil4

1,216 posts

238 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS

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53 posts

107 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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TheHound said:
Mate, you need to buy it on a PCP or a Lease so you can invest your money elsewhere and make more mega £££ and make everyone even more jealous. Plus BMW are offering awesome deals on these, my mate told me when he got one on a PCP they threw in a few extras like GAP, which supposdely adds 40bhp to create an even bigger distance between you and the car behind.
Do you have anymore detail on that offer please The GAP package does sound interesting put together with a remap it will no doubt be the fastest car down my ends.

SidewaysSi

10,742 posts

234 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
TheHound said:
Mate, you need to buy it on a PCP or a Lease so you can invest your money elsewhere and make more mega £££ and make everyone even more jealous. Plus BMW are offering awesome deals on these, my mate told me when he got one on a PCP they threw in a few extras like GAP, which supposdely adds 40bhp to create an even bigger distance between you and the car behind.
Do you have anymore detail on that offer please The GAP package does sound interesting put together with a remap it will no doubt be the fastest car down my ends.
Just ask the dealer about GAP insurance which will pay you out if the gap between you and the car following is ever less than 100ft. They only offer it on the M135.

LB14

278 posts

208 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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M135IBOSS said:
Do you have anymore detail on that offer please The GAP package does sound interesting put together with a remap it will no doubt be the fastest car down my ends.
Whoooooooooosh..................

jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

140 months

Monday 25th May 2015
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TankRizzo said:
OK, own up lads, who is this?
Not directed at you, but who cares?

If OP is genuinely just a moron then I'm glad to be so bright.

If OP is a troll then it's just sad, not funny and I'd wager that few give a toss about his eventual 'big reveal' where he shares that it was all a big unfunny and unoriginal joke and he had everyone hook, line and sinker.

Some responses have shown some wit but OP's either an idiot or about as funny as being as getting your VED reminder.
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