Most boring car you've owned?

Most boring car you've owned?

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Bill

52,781 posts

255 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Every car I've owned has some redeeming features, even if that's just having some character, apart from the Landcruiser I bought that wasn't even reliable.

coogy

955 posts

211 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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A Daewoo Lacetti, 1.6 Auto.

Spectacularly dull in every single way.

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Ford Focus estate TDCI.

Patrick Bateman

12,184 posts

174 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Vectra 2.0 DTI


cerb4.5lee

30,673 posts

180 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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520d Touring, the manual gearbox mated to that hateful engine just made it painful to drive and it had a complete lack of pace but appreciate you don't buy an estate and expect it not to be boring though.


toon10

6,187 posts

157 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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A 1.1 Fiat Punto. I had a Calibra at the time and I was due 9 points (on top of the 3 I already had) so needed cheaper insurance. At the same time my trusty Vauxhall engine died having just hit 88k miles. I was told it would be £1500 to repair the Calibra which I needed rid of anyway or I could trade it against a Punto for £1700.

It made sense at the time so I reluctantly took the plunge. It was cheap motoring apart from buying headlight bulbs and fuses for the horn every 2 weeks but my god it was dull.

Hoofy

76,368 posts

282 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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My first car - Nissan Cherry 1.3GS. My current family car has 200bhp so is not as boring when the turbo kicks in. The old Golf Cabriolet was pretty good in the twisties (really noticeable compared to my Volvo).

Kitchski

6,515 posts

231 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Citroen Xsara 1.8 VTR. Wasn't crap, just boring. I keep forgetting I owned it.

justleanitupabit

201 posts

107 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Currently I have a 2003 1.9TD Volvo V40 - in Silver - it is by a distance the dullest car I've ever owned.

However having a car that

A) You don't give a st about
B) Will never get stolen
C) Has been 100% reliable despite not being serviced in the 6 years I've owned it.
D) Costs virtually nothing to insure/tax/run
E) Is comfortable and not in the slightest bit taxing to drive.

Is an absolute revelation. (Might be easier because I also have a Caterham i suppose)

bungz

1,960 posts

120 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Like another person mentioned I can usually find a few redeeming features of most cars but the dullest car I owned was the first one ever had.

L reg Astra 1.7D Merit. At the time I didn't give a toss and it was in reasonable condition and was larger than most of the stboxes my friends had.

But my god was it basic. The car had a god awful GM 1.7 NA Diesel in it which wheezed about 50HP, remember with 3 people in the car it struggled to get over the pennines section of the M62 above 60. No power anything, the steering was stupidly heavy.

Impossible to wheelspin either which was rather dull as a 18 year old.

blueST

4,394 posts

216 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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My current BMW X1 is. It is no more than average in just about every regard, not bad, not good, like magnolia emulsion.

Aphex

2,160 posts

200 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Toyota Yaris 1.0GS

Bought as a stop gap between various volkswagens with issues. Threw the towel in and sold mostly everything and pimped around in the Yaris for 2 years. Not a single thing went wrong and I absolutely hated it.

Back up to 5 mostly not working volkswagens again hehe

culpz

4,884 posts

112 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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My old Y Reg Ford KA. Alot of people seemed to think that they're fun and handle well. I couldn't disagree more.

On top of that it had no power at all, the brakes were straight up dangerous and pretty much non-existent and i couldn't stand to be seen in the thing.

However, it was pretty reliable over the 3 years i had it for and was pretty cheap motoring. I'd always recommend it as a first car to anyone.


Limpet

6,312 posts

161 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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1998 Polo 1.9D CL

I had just resigned from a job with a car and needed cheap wheels quickly. My in-laws had had this then six year old Polo from new and were about to PX it against a new Golf. It wasn't a car I would have normally even looked at, but given the short term nature of the purchase, the fact they offered it to me for the PX price (cheap!) and the fact I knew its complete history, I snapped it up.

What a dire thing it was. Despite just 40,000 religiously serviced miles, it was soggy, vague, woefully underpowered, and the engine burned oil like an old boiler. To add insult to injury, it only did about 45 mpg which was nowhere near enough to compensate for the fact you got burnt off at the lights by old boys in electric wheelchairs.

And then it started rotting on the rear arches and tailgate.

All that can be said for it is I didn't lose money on it when I punted it on to some Kiwi backpacker a year later who "wanted it for the VW quality." "Erm, OK. Good luck!" smile

The following year SWMBO bought a mk4 Fiesta 1.4 Zetec. It blew the Polo away in every respect. So much better to drive (extra performance aside) that you wouldn't believe it was from the same class. Better built too.


mark.c

1,090 posts

180 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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1980's Audi 80 Sport, awful, gutless and to top it all off it made my leg ache...it followed a Cavalier SRi 130 which was ace!!

TommoAE86

2,668 posts

127 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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The current & last shape Astra, they are our pool cars, I die abit inside when I'm forced to take the helm

LordGrover

33,545 posts

212 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Audi A4.
Dull, nasty, spiteful, horrible thing.

I now understand why their drivers are often such peckerheads.

nagsheadwarrior

2,781 posts

179 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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2001 Honda Legend, total under the radar car, did everything well but not quite as well as other cars in its class.
Big v6 that sounded bland, well built but didn't feel it, we'll specced but nothing interesting to play with.
A full on 7/10 car, best thing about it was that no one ever noticed it.

sooty61

688 posts

171 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Citroen 2CV the Mrs thought it would be fun. It wasn't. We sold it 3 months later

Cotty

39,548 posts

284 months

Thursday 16th July 2015
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Probably Mk3 Ford Escort 1.3l