New Car: What are the first things you do

New Car: What are the first things you do

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CS Garth

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2,860 posts

105 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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First post so go easy.

Question of interest: when you get a new car (always a 'new' old one for me) what are the first things you do.

Assuming it isn't remove the broken glass from the seat and start it with a short length of scaffolding pipe before the 5-0 arrive (don't you hark back to the days when car thieves were craftsmen and it wasn't all just computers?!) and you have acquired the vehicle legitimately, mine are:

-New wiper blades - no exceptions
-Lazer wheel alignment - always money well spent. Preferably Hunter.
-Run a bottle of Redex through on half a tank. It just makes me feel better.
-Full valet - always done since the Top Gear episode where a load of sp*ff was found on the seat
-A vigorous drive of an hour incorporating all of my favourite local roads.
-Perform oil service at local Stealership on the assumption that is won't have the right stuff in it.
-Secure Murray Mints/other boiled sweets safely in the glove box.

Interested to hear yours.

Garth



Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Read the manual.

Dannbodge

2,165 posts

121 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Clean all the interior surfaces thoroughly that other people have touched (gearknob and steering wheel mainly)
Check all fluid levels and top them up, top up tyres as well
Polish and wax it and treat the windows to some repellent
Last 2 new cars have been 6cyl BMW so golf tee the exhaust
Brim tank with V power
Get it warm and hoon around for a while.

Riley Blue

20,955 posts

226 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Put fuel in, drive car.

siwil1

1,022 posts

231 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Usually new tyres as it seems every car these days comes with a mixed batch of Triangle and Wanli specials

TurboHatchback

4,160 posts

153 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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  • Fill it with petrol (they always seem to come empty)
  • Drive it home very carefully whilst fiddling with all the knobs and buttons
  • Read the manual

S10GTA

12,678 posts

167 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Set the radio.

1.Radio 1
2.Radio 2
3.Capital
4.Jack/Sam
5.Wave 105
6.Classic

Then clean the inside.

njd27

211 posts

120 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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  • Set up radio presets
  • Pair bluetooth
  • Listen to favourite tracks to see how they sound on the stereo
(it's important to have something to listen before you embark on the other stuff mentioned in the thread!)

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

265 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Clean it (in a sensible bucket and soapy water way, not the weirdly obssessive creapy cleaning), have a good crawl all over it looking for interesting engineering (I'm an engineer), flick though the manual and then wait for something to go wrong.

About three months in I'll finally trust it not to go wrong (yes 200SX and E36 323, this is because of you).

Unless it's a shed I've bought for drifting in which case it's: weld diff, book track time, see how many spare wheels I can fit in it.

ETA: car dealers - please stop drenching the inside of cars with shiny slime. It takes forever to clean off and is horrible to touch.

Edited by Captain Muppet on Thursday 23 July 16:40

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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CS Garth said:
First post so go easy.

Question of interest: when you get a new car (always a 'new' old one for me) what are the first things you do.

Assuming it isn't remove the broken glass from the seat and start it with a short length of scaffolding pipe before the 5-0 arrive (don't you hark back to the days when car thieves were craftsmen and it wasn't all just computers?!) and you have acquired the vehicle legitimately, mine are:

-New wiper blades - no exceptions
-Lazer wheel alignment - always money well spent. Preferably Hunter.
-Run a bottle of Redex through on half a tank. It just makes me feel better.
-Full valet - always done since the Top Gear episode where a load of sp*ff was found on the seat
-A vigorous drive of an hour incorporating all of my favourite local roads.
-Perform oil service at local Stealership on the assumption that is won't have the right stuff in it.
-Secure Murray Mints/other boiled sweets safely in the glove box.

Interested to hear yours.

Garth
This sort of thing is what gives car enthusiasts a bad name hehe

I drive it and see if there is anything wrong. If it needs cleaning it gets cleaned, if it needs servicing it gets serviced but I can't say I have a Rain Man style check list.

anarki

759 posts

136 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Wait until 2AM, head out to M5 J18 drive to M5 J20 with foot to the floor.

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

224 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Notice all the niggles, have to sort them out (normally at great expense) and then realise it isn't the car for me and move it on. frown

CS Garth

Original Poster:

2,860 posts

105 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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You'll be telling me that it isn't normal to chew each mouthful of food 32 times next......

gowmonster

2,471 posts

167 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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get a boot mat to protect the carpet, and mats all round too.
if it was brand new i might consider that paint protection plastic stuff too.

CS Garth

Original Poster:

2,860 posts

105 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Good call on the mats, I didn't bother on my wife's X3 on the basis that we would be getting rid of it "next year" and 5 years on the boot looks like the Somme.

Uncertain on the body care kits, I bought an Evo VI a while back and the seller gave me his purchase receipt showing £600 from the Mitsubishi used retailer for a care package externally on seats and paint.

Couldn't say I noticed the difference but it did come with a small bag with a sponge and 2 bottles of touch up paint which was nice.

TurboBlue

672 posts

163 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Buy a new road atlas. When that is worn out the car is too usually.

DS197

992 posts

106 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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  • Give the interior a good old clean
  • Buy new interior mats
  • Install a new headunit

andy-xr

13,204 posts

204 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Fuel and drive really, then find out what was missed on the test drive and make a mental note of what needs doing now, in a bit, some point later on

I spent a couple of years just driving hire cars, and I'd have them for a fortnight at a time (work travel), so fairly used to just getting in and getting going, working things out on the way to wherever I'm headed.

Kentish

15,169 posts

234 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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siwil1 said:
Usually new tyres as it seems every car these days comes with a mixed batch of Triangle and Wanli specials
Triangle appear to be good.

Mine have good grip on my RWD 2.5ltr BMW.

But they have a wide directional block pattern (hence the grip) so they are pretty noisy!

ghiblicup

605 posts

214 months

Thursday 23rd July 2015
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Straight to the B660