A clown takes a pratfall

A clown takes a pratfall

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getawayturtle

3,560 posts

175 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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Artey said:
MrChips said:
I think this sums it up for me, nothing much wrong with it, guy is apologetic, but he feels the need to stop and try to goad him into a confrontation!

http://youtu.be/Kk3MM69eKjM
I love how calm the driver remains during the exchange. That turns out to be this wker's kryptonite. I believe he should be sectioned as he's behaviour displays a clear pattern which creates a danger to public safety...
That video says it all really. The guy is going to get his teeth kicked out one day for sure.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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Mave said:
not bothering to read and consider people's points of view
Irony of the month quote?

Hang on, extra dose of irony as I edited the quote and ignored content to make myself feel right on the Internet?

Ps: you're clearly not out as you said earlier, keep going until you're right, I feel it won't be long. A few more edited quotes and you will win the argument....whatever that is? Car door size or maybe centimeters per overtake? All first world stuff.

Then PH will be calm again until some one else is silly enough to mention the C word in a bad light. Then the pedalanistas will strike again...........



Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 6th August 01:47

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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poing said:
nurseholliday said:
Stuff the dissection and enjoy this article

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/a-brief-overanalysi...

At least 75% as funny as the fat guy hitting the deck
Just catching up and reading between the pointless debates in this thread. This was particularly funny, thanks for posting that! biggrin
rofl

I had tears down my face reading that, absolutely quality!

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

138 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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Any called BS on this yet?

Does seem strange that the cyclist has time to stop and position the camera perfectly to capture the fall?


jmorgan

36,010 posts

285 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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They should have a reunion bout every year.

996TT02

3,308 posts

141 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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MrChips said:
Oh god I've just realised he rides on all the roads around where I live.

I think this sums it up for me, nothing much wrong with it, guy is apologetic, but he feels the need to stop and try to goad him into a confrontation!

http://youtu.be/Kk3MM69eKjM

May have to give him a blast from the Tuscan exhaust if I see him. hehe
Mega, mega JERK. He is continually desperately looking for a fight and Peugeot owner nearly gave him one, very sorry he didn't manage to.

Signed, "A CYCLIST"


xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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MarshPhantom said:
Any called BS on this yet?

Does seem strange that the cyclist has time to stop and position the camera perfectly to capture the fall?
Eh?

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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MrChips said:
Oh god I've just realised he rides on all the roads around where I live.

I think this sums it up for me, nothing much wrong with it, guy is apologetic, but he feels the need to stop and try to goad him into a confrontation!

http://youtu.be/Kk3MM69eKjM

May have to give him a blast from the Tuscan exhaust if I see him. hehe
What a .

BruceBogtrotter

382 posts

215 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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MrChips said:
Oh god I've just realised he rides on all the roads around where I live.

I think this sums it up for me, nothing much wrong with it, guy is apologetic, but he feels the need to stop and try to goad him into a confrontation!

http://youtu.be/Kk3MM69eKjM

May have to give him a blast from the Tuscan exhaust if I see him. hehe
What a prick. He will land up in hospital, after picking on the wrong person, if he carries on like that.

budgie smuggler

5,399 posts

160 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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MrChips said:
Oh god I've just realised he rides on all the roads around where I live.

I think this sums it up for me, nothing much wrong with it, guy is apologetic, but he feels the need to stop and try to goad him into a confrontation!

http://youtu.be/Kk3MM69eKjM

May have to give him a blast from the Tuscan exhaust if I see him. hehe
I think this country needs an attitude adjustment.

The cyclist here is a mong, no doubt, but the underlying point is totally bang on.

Why is it okay to park on the pavement to make it easy for cars to pass at the expense of pedestrians? Why is it okay to block the solid-white-lined cycle lane instead of the driveway of the house you are delivering to?

It's because Mr Important here is in a van which is more important than anybody else. And it's not just vans either. Entire roads down here where the pavements are chock full of cars, junction visibility is blocked by people parked right on the corner, etc. "Well I couldn't get parked" they say. Tough titties, buy a better house, or park somewhere else and walk then you selfish lazy blob of kenneth.

Much like littering it seems it's an acceptable crime now. Not enforced by anyone, and the great unwashed don't give a crap anyway.

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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budgie smuggler said:
I think this country needs an attitude adjustment.

The cyclist here is a mong, no doubt, but the underlying point is totally bang on.

Why is it okay to park on the pavement to make it easy for cars to pass at the expense of pedestrians? Why is it okay to block the solid-white-lined cycle lane instead of the driveway of the house you are delivering to?

It's because Mr Important here is in a van which is more important than anybody else. And it's not just vans either. Entire roads down here where the pavements are chock full of cars, junction visibility is blocked by people parked right on the corner, etc. "Well I couldn't get parked" they say. Tough titties, buy a better house, or park somewhere else and walk then you selfish lazy blob of kenneth.

Much like littering it seems it's an acceptable crime now. Not enforced by anyone, and the great unwashed don't give a crap anyway.
Have some perspective ferchrissakes.

Delivery guy will be parked there for 5 minutes tops and cycling around the van on that road causes absolutely zero inconvenience to a cyclist. Whereas pulling into someone's driveway and then reversing out onto a main road is a massive pain in the arse and potentially far more dangerous.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

149 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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hornetrider said:
budgie smuggler said:
I think this country needs an attitude adjustment.

The cyclist here is a mong, no doubt, but the underlying point is totally bang on.

Why is it okay to park on the pavement to make it easy for cars to pass at the expense of pedestrians? Why is it okay to block the solid-white-lined cycle lane instead of the driveway of the house you are delivering to?

It's because Mr Important here is in a van which is more important than anybody else. And it's not just vans either. Entire roads down here where the pavements are chock full of cars, junction visibility is blocked by people parked right on the corner, etc. "Well I couldn't get parked" they say. Tough titties, buy a better house, or park somewhere else and walk then you selfish lazy blob of kenneth.

Much like littering it seems it's an acceptable crime now. Not enforced by anyone, and the great unwashed don't give a crap anyway.
Have some perspective ferchrissakes.

Delivery guy will be parked there for 5 minutes tops and cycling around the van on that road causes absolutely zero inconvenience to a cyclist. Whereas pulling into someone's driveway and then reversing out onto a main road is a massive pain in the arse and potentially far more dangerous.
Exactly.

I don't know about "mandatory cycle lanes", but loading and unloading is allowed on single and double yellow lines.

budgie smuggler

5,399 posts

160 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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hornetrider said:
budgie smuggler said:
I think this country needs an attitude adjustment.

The cyclist here is a mong, no doubt, but the underlying point is totally bang on.

Why is it okay to park on the pavement to make it easy for cars to pass at the expense of pedestrians? Why is it okay to block the solid-white-lined cycle lane instead of the driveway of the house you are delivering to?

It's because Mr Important here is in a van which is more important than anybody else. And it's not just vans either. Entire roads down here where the pavements are chock full of cars, junction visibility is blocked by people parked right on the corner, etc. "Well I couldn't get parked" they say. Tough titties, buy a better house, or park somewhere else and walk then you selfish lazy blob of kenneth.

Much like littering it seems it's an acceptable crime now. Not enforced by anyone, and the great unwashed don't give a crap anyway.
Have some perspective ferchrissakes.

Delivery guy will be parked there for 5 minutes tops and cycling around the van on that road causes absolutely zero inconvenience to a cyclist. Whereas pulling into someone's driveway and then reversing out onto a main road is a massive pain in the arse and potentially far more dangerous.
No bks to that, I'm tired of it. He could have stopped, waited for it to be safe, then reversed into the drive way. About 25% of delivery drivers do it at my workplace, so I know it can be done. The rest just can't be arsed.
Besides, it's the general attitude of it I was talking about. I bet he parks causing inconvenience to people all over the place, all day every day.

And you're wrong anyway, it causes both danger inconvenience to cyclists and other drivers, firstly because cyclists now have to change lanes into traffic, and while passing it the cyclists also then run the risk of getting doored by the van driver getting out, secondly because somebody might be trying to leave their driveway behind it but now has their view obscured by a whacking great van on what looks like a fast road.

Edited by budgie smuggler on Thursday 6th August 09:35

hornetrider

63,161 posts

206 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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budgie smuggler said:
No bks to that, I'm tired of it. Besides, it's the general attitude of it I was talking about. I bet he parks causing inconvenience to people all over the place, all day every day.

And you're wrong anyway, it causes both danger inconvenience to cyclists and other drivers, firstly because cyclists now have to change lanes into traffic, and while passing it the cyclists also then run the risk of getting doored by the van driver getting out, secondly because somebody might be trying to leave their driveway behind it but now has their view obscured by a whacking great van on what looks like a fast road.
What a load of bks.

I used to be a cycle courier in Bristol in my student days btw, as well as still being a keen cyclist and motorcyclist now. The hand wringing from so called cyclists about something so utterly trivial is fking laughable. Get a grip.

budgie smuggler

5,399 posts

160 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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hornetrider said:
What a load of bks.

I used to be a cycle courier in Bristol in my student days btw, as well as still being a keen cyclist and motorcyclist now. The hand wringing from so called cyclists about something so utterly trivial is fking laughable. Get a grip.
Ah, cycle couriers, those well regarded angels of the road and keepers of the book of roadcraft. Do excuse me while I ignore you from now on.

RicksAlfas

13,422 posts

245 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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budgie smuggler said:
No bks to that, I'm tired of it. Besides, it's the general attitude of it I was talking about. I bet he parks causing inconvenience to people all over the place, all day every day.

And you're wrong anyway, it causes both danger inconvenience to cyclists and other drivers, firstly because cyclists now have to change lanes into traffic, and while passing it the cyclists also then run the risk of getting doored by the van driver getting out, secondly because somebody might be trying to leave their driveway behind it but now has their view obscured by a whacking great van on what looks like a fast road.
You need to stop people ordering stuff first. Then they won't need anything delivering.

budgie smuggler

5,399 posts

160 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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RicksAlfas said:
budgie smuggler said:
No bks to that, I'm tired of it. Besides, it's the general attitude of it I was talking about. I bet he parks causing inconvenience to people all over the place, all day every day.

And you're wrong anyway, it causes both danger inconvenience to cyclists and other drivers, firstly because cyclists now have to change lanes into traffic, and while passing it the cyclists also then run the risk of getting doored by the van driver getting out, secondly because somebody might be trying to leave their driveway behind it but now has their view obscured by a whacking great van on what looks like a fast road.
You need to stop people ordering stuff first. Then they won't need anything delivering.
I was mid-edit when you quoted that. I know it can be done because some drivers do it. It takes all of about 10 seconds more and avoids completely blocking the road outside my office. Most don't because they are lazy and/or stupid and don't care about causing other people problems.

DonkeyApple

55,575 posts

170 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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This thread has gone full homo.

budgie smuggler

5,399 posts

160 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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xRIEx said:
What an elitist prig.
I don't block pavements. I don't block roads. I don't chuck cigarettes out of my car window. I don't block people trying to merge at merge-in-turns.

I consider those to be basic (but apparently not common) courtesy, essentially: don't put other people into unnecessary inconvenience or danger. If that makes me an elitist prig, so be it.

As I said, the cyclist is a for acting as self-appointed road police. That much is clear and I would never do that. But, the underlying point there in that video is valid.

P2DJX

93 posts

182 months

Thursday 6th August 2015
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I don't think the cyclist done himself any favours chasing after the car. If one of those vigilante cyclists chased after me Id give him the choice of walking way or hobbling away with the camera rammed up his crevice. Some of these idiots have more cameras than a BBC outside broadcasting unit and I for one would take objection at being filmed without consent.