What C124PPY personalised plates have you seen recently?

[pinkstigsupercar]

[berlintaxi]

pinkstigsupercar said:

How is that one crappy, correctly spaced.

[pingu393]

berlintaxi said:

pinkstigsupercar said:

How is that one crappy, correctly spaced.

I thought it was quite good. Some Pedants will complain about the gap between the M and the 6 being over 33mm and the 6 not being perfectly formed.

[nonsequitur]

pingu393 said:

berlintaxi said:

pinkstigsupercar said:

How is that one crappy, correctly spaced.

I thought it was quite good. Some Pedants will complain about the gap between the M and the 6 being over 33mm and the 6 not being perfectly formed.

So that makes it crappy, right? Sometimes, being a pedant is the right thing to do. Especially on the subject of chav plates. The tiniest alteration or misspacing qualifies. And if they have added, or painted a matching bolt cover then that's even worse in my opinion. To see a tragic plate on this thread makes my day. And do you realise that there are 24 hours in a day?, and every so often they have to alter the atomic clock to catch up...

[pingu393]

nonsequitur said:

... And do you realise that there are 24 hours in a day? ...

I do. My point was, not everybody seems to.

It makes the thread more entertaining when I can have a good giggle at someone who thinks A1 is crap because it doesn't have a BS mark on the plate.

[nonsequitur]

pingu393 said:

nonsequitur said:

... And do you realise that there are 24 hours in a day? ...

I do. My point was, not everybody seems to.

It makes the thread more entertaining when I can have a good giggle at someone who thinks A1 is crap because it doesn't have a BS mark on the plate.

And there's me trying to be a pretend pedant. A definite fail. Yes, a fail, a fiasco, a disaster, a misfire, and er..that's it.

[rowd1284]

pingu393 said:

I thought it was quite good. Some Pedants will complain about the gap between the M and the 6 being over 33mm and the 6 not being perfectly formed.

Nope. The plate is entirely in accordance with legal requirements.

The 6 is "perfectly formed" with no other butchered characters, no dodgy bolts and the spacing is correct for a suffix format registration number - which this is.

Fake news! Sad!

[nonsequitur]

rowd1284 said:

pingu393 said:

I thought it was quite good. Some Pedants will complain about the gap between the M and the 6 being over 33mm and the 6 not being perfectly formed.

Nope. The plate is entirely in accordance with legal requirements.

The 6 is "perfectly formed" with no other butchered characters, no dodgy bolts and the spacing is correct for a suffix format registration number - which this is.

Fake news! Sad!

Think the 'A' is a bit elongated northwards.

[16v stretch]

I was following behind a RR Evoque this aft,

Reg was D16NT Y.

I think it was meant to read Dignity or something? Any guesses?

[chilistrucker]

Escort3500 said:

Horrific.

Mind you at first quick glance I thought they'd nearly got the plate right Rodney.

[yellowjack]

G4R XX - Hi 'Gar'! Hope it didn't emasculate you too much being handed your arse today through the Elvetham Heath estate by a bicycle. All those roundabouts must have been a real problem for your convertible A3. Must put hairs on your chest though, if you drive it with the roof down?

MR 51MTH - Paging Mr Simth! Paging Mr Simth! If you'd like to come to the reception desk, we have the results of that dyslexia test for you. Another Audi, this time a Q5 S Line+ TDi Quattro no less.

BOB51E - Range Rover Vogue, driven by a chap who was clearly old enough to have known better than to hack up a number plate like that. If I didn't know better, I'd have sworn he was embalmed.

[sim72]

[PurpleAki]

yellowjack said:

G4R XX - Hi 'Gar'! Hope it didn't emasculate you too much being handed your arse today through the Elvetham Heath estate by a bicycle. All those roundabouts must have been a real problem for your convertible A3. Must put hairs on your chest though, if you drive it with the roof down?

MR 51MTH - Paging Mr Simth! Paging Mr Simth! If you'd like to come to the reception desk, we have the results of that dyslexia test for you. Another Audi, this time a Q5 S Line+ TDi Quattro no less.

BOB51E - Range Rover Vogue, driven by a chap who was clearly old enough to have known better than to hack up a number plate like that. If I didn't know better,
I'd have sworn he was embalmed.

Did someone once tell you that you are funny?

They lied.

[yellowjack]

PurpleAki said:

Did someone once tell you that you are funny?

They lied.

Ah, well. Now that you've pointed this out to me, I feel that, based entirely on your personal opinion, I must hereby announce my retirement from the internet...


...or possibly not.


Seriously? You bothered to post that? If you don't find me funny, don't laugh. It really is that simple. This is the internet, where YOUR opinion of what I contribute is entirely irrelevant. I probably wouldn't like you in real life either, so we're pretty much even on that score.

[nonsequitur]

PurpleAki said:

yellowjack said:

G4R XX - Hi 'Gar'! Hope it didn't emasculate you too much being handed your arse today through the Elvetham Heath estate by a bicycle. All those roundabouts must have been a real problem for your convertible A3. Must put hairs on your chest though, if you drive it with the roof down?

MR 51MTH - Paging Mr Simth! Paging Mr Simth! If you'd like to come to the reception desk, we have the results of that dyslexia test for you. Another Audi, this time a Q5 S Line+ TDi Quattro no less.

BOB51E - Range Rover Vogue, driven by a chap who was clearly old enough to have known better than to hack up a number plate like that. If I didn't know better,
I'd have sworn he was embalmed.

Did someone once tell you that you are funny?

They lied.

Some don't find 'Ab Fab','Del Boy', 'Blackadder' or 'Monty Python' funny either. Comedy is in the eye of the beholder.

[pingu393]

PurpleAki said:

yellowjack said:

G4R XX - Hi 'Gar'! Hope it didn't emasculate you too much being handed your arse today through the Elvetham Heath estate by a bicycle. All those roundabouts must have been a real problem for your convertible A3. Must put hairs on your chest though, if you drive it with the roof down?

MR 51MTH - Paging Mr Simth! Paging Mr Simth! If you'd like to come to the reception desk, we have the results of that dyslexia test for you. Another Audi, this time a Q5 S Line+ TDi Quattro no less.

BOB51E - Range Rover Vogue, driven by a chap who was clearly old enough to have known better than to hack up a number plate like that. If I didn't know better,
I'd have sworn he was embalmed.

Did someone once tell you that you are funny?

They lied.

Well done PA. That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Jimmy Carr and Michael Macintyre should move over. The new king of comedy has arrived.

Your timing and reparte are unsurpassed.

Comedy gold.






See, it really is in the eye of the beholder .

[Hatson]

PurpleAki said:

Did someone once tell you that you are funny?

They lied.

You're funny,

[Cliftonite]

PurpleAki said:

yellowjack said:

G4R XX - Hi 'Gar'! Hope it didn't emasculate you too much being handed your arse today through the Elvetham Heath estate by a bicycle. All those roundabouts must have been a real problem for your convertible A3. Must put hairs on your chest though, if you drive it with the roof down?

MR 51MTH - Paging Mr Simth! Paging Mr Simth! If you'd like to come to the reception desk, we have the results of that dyslexia test for you. Another Audi, this time a Q5 S Line+ TDi Quattro no less.

BOB51E - Range Rover Vogue, driven by a chap who was clearly old enough to have known better than to hack up a number plate like that. If I didn't know better,
I'd have sworn he was embalmed.

Did someone once tell you that you are funny?

They lied.

Are YOU BOB51E, MR 51MTH or G4R, then?

[yellowjack]

My camera is broken, so I'm not getting to take photos now. Plus, being out on a bicycle for over 70 miles, it kinda fries your brain when it comes to remembering all of the crappy plates you see.

Only three I can recall from today...

V 5UE V - BMW 320D M Sport
F1 5AVO - Lexus SC430
A1 3NVY - Alfa Romeo Spider


Loads more out there, often on small vans, that were blatantly trying to spell things but were so far off the mark that I cannot remember any of them.

On the advice of one 'PurpleAki' of this parish, I have dispensed with any attempt at humour. I accept that I was wrong to attempt to use humour whilst not qualified to do so. I put the integrity of this thread, and the safety of it's contributors in serious danger. It won't happen again. Sorry!

Edited by yellowjack on Wednesday 8th March 09:09

[nonsequitur]

yellowjack said:

My camera is broken, so I'm not getting to take photos now. Plus, being out on a bicycle for over 70 miles, it kinda fries your brain when it comes to remembering all of the crappy plates you see.

Only three I can recall from today...

V 5UE V - BMW 320D M Sport
F1 5AVO - Lexus SC430
A1 3NVY - Alfa Romeo Spider


Loads more out there, often on small vans, that were blatantly trying to spell things but were so far off the mark that I cannot remember any of them.

On the advice of one 'PurpleAki' of this parish, I have dispensed with any attempt at humour. I accept that I was wrong to attempt to use humour whilst not qualified to do so. I put the integrity of this thread, and the safety of it's contributors in serious danger. It won't happen again. Sorry!

Edited by yellowjack on Wednesday 8th March 09:09

Thanks for the warning, I have raised the drawbridge.