Which car best epitomises style over substance?
Discussion
Johnny 89 said:
S10GTA said:
You're all wrong. The clear winner is the mitsubishi fto. Looks like a sports car but struggled to keep up with a mondeo.
In Mivec form they pushed out almost 200bhp, no? Parisien said:
Simples, anything American ( bar a handful made in 50/60s with V8s and 400+BHP)
You seem to have this wrong way round if anything.No 60's cars made 400hp really and certainly not 1950's FFS!!
Early US muscle cars had high HP claims sometimes, but this is mostly due to SAE GROSS ratings, not the more modern SAE Net (similar to DIN) ratings. And of course a fair number of made up power outputs too.
50's and 60's cars where all about style too. Not that didn't have substance vs other cars of the era, but certainly style with loads of chrome, fins and little details was all part of the period.
Parisien said:
All S Korean cars, white goods basically.
That'll do for now
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RWD 2+2 turbo or V6 coupe:That'll do for now
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Bland styling, but packs a 5.0 litre 429bhp V8!!!
https://www.hyundaiusa.com/equus/index.aspx
skyrover said:
surveyor said:
skyrover said:
There's always one.... While I agree the new ones have a bit too much style, the substance is very much there.How many will we be seeing on the road 20 years from now? Not many I would imagine.
S10GTA said:
You're all wrong. The clear winner is the mitsubishi fto. Looks like a sports car but struggled to keep up with a mondeo.
It amazes me how after these years, so many people are still so naive, or rather so dumb about these cars.24v MIVEC with 197hp and 7500rpm in a car weighing 1100-1200kg. In 1995!!
Civic Type R power & performance. 0-60mph 6.8 sec and 149mph.
I'd nominate any of the folding hardtop coupe/cabriolet things based on front wheel drive hatchbacks- VW Eos etc.
Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
lufbramatt said:
I'd nominate any of the folding hardtop coupe/cabriolet things based on front wheel drive hatchbacks- VW Eos etc.
Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
Not that I'm fully defending them, but in concept they are not really any different to things like this:Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
And open air motoring can be fun in it's own right, regardless of the actual vehicle in question.
Any hatchback based convertible, Audi TT (doubly so the original - letterbox side windows, poor handling, dull to drive and nowhere near as practical or nice to drive compared to equivalent S3), VW beetle (in all forms), Porsche 914 (916 was much better), TR7 (not including V8)....
Thats about it for now....
Thats about it for now....
300bhp/ton said:
lufbramatt said:
I'd nominate any of the folding hardtop coupe/cabriolet things based on front wheel drive hatchbacks- VW Eos etc.
Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
Not that I'm fully defending them, but in concept they are not really any different to things like this:Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
And open air motoring can be fun in it's own right, regardless of the actual vehicle in question.
I've been in a few convertibles, it's a fun novelty. Most fun was taking a Caterham 7 around the south downs- fast, low, comedy loud but wholly impractical. Worst was a Saab 9000, which was so floppy with the roof down you could hear the leather squeaking as the front and back of the car went over bumps. Having the roof down is fun for a bit then the realisation that roads don't have much shade and sitting in traffic listening to lorry engines 3 feet from your head isn't that great.
I think you need to ask what actually constitutes "substance".
Best answer I can thing of is the Citroen Pluriel. A brilliant concept and in theory a hugely diverse and practical car, so it should have substance covered. However to make it so practical it's actually impractical. No where to store the roof bars, pick up bed too small of any real use, still a car interior so you'd not want to put much in it anyhow.
All in all it's probably just a huge compromise at everything it does. And I'm willing to bet, the majority of them are just used as a hatchback 99.99-100% of the time. Completely missing the entire point of them in the first place.
Best answer I can thing of is the Citroen Pluriel. A brilliant concept and in theory a hugely diverse and practical car, so it should have substance covered. However to make it so practical it's actually impractical. No where to store the roof bars, pick up bed too small of any real use, still a car interior so you'd not want to put much in it anyhow.
All in all it's probably just a huge compromise at everything it does. And I'm willing to bet, the majority of them are just used as a hatchback 99.99-100% of the time. Completely missing the entire point of them in the first place.
lufbramatt said:
I'd nominate any of the folding hardtop coupe/cabriolet things based on front wheel drive hatchbacks- VW Eos etc.
Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
(Looks at car sitting outside)Take a bland shopping trolley with a 4 pot diesel, chop the roof off to make the chassis nice and floppy, add a bunch of weight trying to make it not bend in the middle so any chance of handling that the original car had is completely destroyed, then sell it for loads more just so people can see the driver desperately trying to keep the hair out of their eyes due to the wind.
I get convertibles if you have a rev happy, raucous 4 pot on throttle bodies to listen or a nice burbly V8 while you powerslide round country lanes, but what's the point on an appliance type car?
Having said that I know a guy who's just got one and all his female friends thought it was amazing, due to being shiny and new, so maybe he knows something we don't.
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