RE: Never wash your car again!

RE: Never wash your car again!

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ManFromDelmonte

2,742 posts

180 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Dan Trent said:
TooMany2cvs said:
Novel definition of "Never wash your car again!", Dan.

So, basically, two quid a day for a coating that means your car stays clean so long as you wash it regularly. All my cars have had that. It's called "paint", and is a standard factory feature on just about everything.
Fair one. But I was long pondering a headline that would draw people in, given it's quite a 'dry' subject matter! wink

Dan
But why bother writing and then publishing an article about something that you admit is very dull and requires you to bend the truth in the headline just to get people to read it. Is it missing the "Promoted Content" tags or have you run out of more interesting things to write about?

GCH

3,991 posts

202 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Madkat

1,147 posts

172 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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2K!!!!

Fook that. Only maybe possibly if i had a nice Delta Integrale or something to look at but otherwise hell would freeze over first. £4 at the local morrisons jet wash every once in a while followed up with a wheel clean and wax does me.

R8VXF

6,788 posts

115 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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GCH said:
That guy was nuts!

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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mat205125 said:
yes

Exactly.

Should read "Never polish your car again.

Whilst I like a clean and shiny car as much as the next person, I don't understand why people spend so much time on cars like the Ferrari Speciale in the feature ....... it's designed as a drivers car! f@#king drive it and enjoy it, and who cares if it gets dirty, chipped and scraped along the way!!
Because when you have a car that 'gets' you as much, even once you have got out of it and finished your driving for the day, you still want to look after it. I am not a big car cleaner - I honestly can't tell you if it was 6 or 9 months ago i last showed the VW a sponge - but i still spent 4 hours on the CS this weekend. Full nose to tail wash, polish, wax and rainX all windows. Plus a little bit of fluid level checking.

I may also have spent a little of that time just looking at it, as I do most evenings when i pop out for a smoke. Been on my drive for near 5 years now and still puts a smile on my face every time i see it like nothing else, short of the Mrs.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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J4CKO said:
"Never wash your car again"


Easy, just have a sex change, my missus has never cleaned a car as far as I am aware, don't think my mum has, her mum definitely hasnt, how often do you see ladies cleaning cars that isnt in some gangsta rap video, and being critical, they dont really do a very thorough job, its all about suds, boobs and windows, no two bucket method there, never see them getting in between the spokes on the alloys, I might stick MTV base on to check......again
Point of Order Sir,

My Mrs is much, much, much more OCD than i am about cleaning her cars. She's washing at least one of then each week and usually does a bloody good job, regadless of if she was or was not topless when she washed it last (saves zips and toggles scratching.)

PHMatt

608 posts

148 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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£2k to an Pagani owner is like a fiver in the local scrub n scratch to most of us.

Boosted LS1

21,187 posts

260 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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What is the second car pictured in the write up, a rear quarter shot? I know I've seen it before but the name escapes me. Pantera?

shake n bake

2,221 posts

207 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Makes the crap diamondbrite I have to sell at work seem good valuelaugh

exceed

454 posts

176 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Would happily spend that amount of money to have a nice shiny swirl free car, actually relatively cheap!

Alternative is a company called Topaz Detailing, I think they may be better than these guys (spoke to the owner and it's some truly next generation stuff - read laser detailing where they scan the whole panel to ensure no bits are left exposed and the protection is invisible!).

Not for everyone obviously (due to cost!) but great stuff.

Leins

9,468 posts

148 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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What if you like washing your car though?

Oh wait, headline got me - You guys and your tricks to fool us all!!!

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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PHMatt said:
£2k to an Pagani owner is like a fiver in the local scrub n scratch to most of us.
Most people who can afford a Pagani also know when they are being asked to pay a high price for Snake Oil...

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

126 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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R8VXF said:
GCH said:
That guy was nuts!
And, at the end of the day, it was STILL an Astra.

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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For £2k I can have 200 washes at the Eastern European car washes inside and out.

howardhughes

1,007 posts

204 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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With the likes of the 'Hyper car' market I don't think it will worry Paul Dalton too much.

PHMatt

608 posts

148 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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£2k to an Pagani owner is like a fiver in the local scrub n scratch to most of us.

Pesty

42,655 posts

256 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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R8VXF said:
GCH said:
That guy was nuts!
Is that the guy that rejected a really nice Astra vxr because there was the tiniest imperfection on the roof?

PHMatt

608 posts

148 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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Rude-boy said:
PHMatt said:
£2k to an Pagani owner is like a fiver in the local scrub n scratch to most of us.
Most people who can afford a Pagani also know when they are being asked to pay a high price for Snake Oil...
I doubt that. May be if they're driving sub 100k cars. If they're in £1m+ cars they probably have a difference sense of what's normal expenditure.


cookie1600

2,116 posts

161 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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I could think of hundreds of things to apply to a car so I never had to wash it again; Vaseline, horse dung, bills posted to me (enough to cover all my cars twice over) emulsion paint etc etc etc.

They don't seem to be offering a coating that means you never have to wash your car again in fact quite the opposite. They are offering to put some jollop on it after they have cleaned it thoroughly so it stays like that for around three years. I can do the same every season with a good wash, a clay bar and some good quality polish and wax. It might cost me half a day's work on the drive and about £20.00 per application, but it's certainly better value for money.

How often do people who can afford those sort of cars take them out of the heated garage, in all weathers anyway? If it was 20% of the driving year then that really isn't good value for money.

MrBarry123

6,027 posts

121 months

Monday 5th October 2015
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I can't understand why you'd do this.

Surely it's better to have it properly detailed every once in a while (say twice a year at £300 a pop) and then wash it as normal instead of spending £2k+ on, what is in reality, an extra layer of clear coat?

However, they do seem to have convinced supercar owners with money to burn that it's a good idea.