Launch control on a road car? Bit naff or best thing ever...

Launch control on a road car? Bit naff or best thing ever...

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stuart-b

3,643 posts

227 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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SHutchinson said:
Think of it like this. You know those videos of young women that do energetic and/or acrobatic bedroom moves? Well, your wife has the ability to do all of that. It's built in as standard. But, in every day operation she doesn't, she's just in comfort mode. However, every once in a while it seems like a great bit of fun and frivolity, so she activates dynamic mode and sits with her left foot on the brake while revving it up. Then you're away!
If you want to use LC, just pay to use another car you don't own.

I can think of an analogy which fits my suggestion and your example perfectly- but it might get me in trouble here ... hehe

ubbs

650 posts

218 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Had it on the last 3 cars never used it

ikarl

3,730 posts

200 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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300 - good thread!

Yeah, I'd like to see a re-run of the 911/GTR/hellcat with all the gubbins turned off.

Fastdruid

8,649 posts

153 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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I'd be in the use it once camp. Too much fear of breaking stuff otherwise, probably properly launched every car about once and then that's it.

Matt Harper

6,620 posts

202 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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I take my car to the drag strip every other weekend and the launch-control was highly effective when I was using the OEM Goodyear Eagle F1 tires.
I use it much less with drag radials on the rears because they hook-up so well.

I have never had cause to use it on the street.

2015 Dodge Challenger 392 Scat Pack, with ZF 8-speed auto.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

127 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Matt Harper said:
2015 Dodge Challenger 392 Scat Pack
Scat pack? Scat?

As in http://www.bear-tracker.com/animalscat.html

Matt Harper

6,620 posts

202 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Scat Pack? Scat? - yes - unfortunate name, derived historically from.........

www.scatenterprises.com

However, it's somewhat more purposeful than it sounds.

McSam

6,753 posts

176 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Ozzie Osmond said:
If you want to play at the traffic lights Grand Prix the best place to start is a car with four-wheel-drive (no, not some daft SUV). There are some mega-powerful 2WD cars but tyres are the limiting factor.
God no, the only cars I ever see being launched gingerly on sprints are the 4WD ones - too much risk of destroying a clutch or one of several diffs if it doesn't spin up well..

To me, the whole point of launches (on circuits..) is fine control of the start revs, clutch engagement and throttle takeup. If a computer does that for me, I might as well be on a rollercoaster instead.

bungz

1,960 posts

121 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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mk2 24v said:
laughlaugh
Built in as standard laugh

hairyben

8,516 posts

184 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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what makes no sense to me is an automated "launch control" that'll quickly trash stuff if you actually use it. I'm perfectly able to destroy expensive components with heavy handed fkwittery while grinning like a moron, surely the ideal of a computerized launch sequence is that it'll allow you to make the optimum showoff poser getaway while keeping the clutch etc within reasonable threshold?

cerb4.5lee

30,711 posts

181 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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I remember reading about a guy in his DCT M3 and he tried it at Santa Pod and lost control and nearly crashed into the barrier...I think I will stick to a three pedal manual instead of all this electrical intervention...then that way when you get it wrong you only have yourself to blame!

GetCarter

29,395 posts

280 months

Friday 9th October 2015
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Complete tosh. Don't even think about it.

daveofedinburgh

556 posts

120 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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Struggling to think of a tartier option/ feature on a car.

Pure Bradford/ Birmingham rudeboy bragging-rights stuff. 'All the toys' innit?

As mentioned already, surely just for testers/ journos to allow headline performance numbers in the motoring press?


Patrick Bateman

12,189 posts

175 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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Utterly useless for me.

liner33

10,694 posts

203 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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My daily has it as standard but ive never used it , you need to turn tc off and I rarely do that on the road

MitchT

15,877 posts

210 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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Pointless gimmick, like those plastic diffuser-like undertrays that shopping cars seem to have these days. I don't know if it's still the case but BMW M car warranties would be invalidated by more than 15 uses of the launch control, except in the US where consumer law wouldn't allow such an exclusion, so they set it to work at much lower revs.

Ozzie Osmond

21,189 posts

247 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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daveofedinburgh said:
Struggling to think of a tartier option/ feature on a car.
How about a nice "sport button", Sir?






Lowtimer

4,286 posts

169 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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When even a Bentley has one of those, you know the barbarians are at the gates

DUMBO100

1,878 posts

185 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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I've done 7000 miles in my Golf R and although I know it has it I had actually forgotten all about until now. So I have set a reminder for next Saturday morning

kiseca

9,339 posts

220 months

Sunday 11th October 2015
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Saw a chap showing how to configure the launch control on an AMG E63. Lovely car. I reckon its 0-60 time using launch control is about 50 seconds, of which for the last 4.5 or so the car is actually moving.