Crazy Audi Deals

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Ares

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11,000 posts

120 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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Hard Of Thinking said:
Ares said:
Audi Direct
How do they do Touareg and Golf?
For the hard of thinking....substitute the word 'Audi' for the name of the appropriate VAG brand. If you need further help, suggest throwing your car keys away. You are too stupid to drive on the road. wink



Seems Porsche have similar deals. Pal just picked up a mid-spec'd Cayenne Diesel for a fiver over £500/mth. Deposit covered by dealer/Porsche FS. 12k per year, from Stratstones

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

173 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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Ares said:
For the hard of thinking....substitute the word 'Audi' for the name of the appropriate VAG brand. If you need further help, suggest throwing your car keys away. You are too stupid to drive on the road. wink



Seems Porsche have similar deals. Pal just picked up a mid-spec'd Cayenne Diesel for a fiver over £500/mth. Deposit covered by dealer/Porsche FS. 12k per year, from Stratstones
Well done to your pal!

Do you have the link to the £200 Touareg please?

Thanks

pti

1,700 posts

144 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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Ares said:
For the hard of thinking....substitute the word 'Audi' for the name of the appropriate VAG brand. If you need further help, suggest throwing your car keys away. You are too stupid to drive on the road. wink



Seems Porsche have similar deals. Pal just picked up a mid-spec'd Cayenne Diesel for a fiver over £500/mth. Deposit covered by dealer/Porsche FS. 12k per year, from Stratstones
Porsche have similar deals to the ones that don't exist?

Interesting.

Ares

Original Poster:

11,000 posts

120 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
Ares said:
For the hard of thinking....substitute the word 'Audi' for the name of the appropriate VAG brand. If you need further help, suggest throwing your car keys away. You are too stupid to drive on the road. wink



Seems Porsche have similar deals. Pal just picked up a mid-spec'd Cayenne Diesel for a fiver over £500/mth. Deposit covered by dealer/Porsche FS. 12k per year, from Stratstones
Well done to your pal!

Do you have the link to the £200 Touareg please?

Thanks
As above, message left for original guy to forward the contact he uses. He usually uses Audi Crewe (for Audi), so that will be a good starting point.

whoami

13,151 posts

240 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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anonymous said:
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Indeed.

Total Fantasy Island stuff.

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

173 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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Ares said:
As above, message left for original guy to forward the contact he uses. He usually uses Audi Crewe (for Audi), so that will be a good starting point.


Can you give details of the £200 Touareg please.

I'm not going to ring an Audi dealer about it when a fellow PHer has a link or contact to such a great offer.

Thanks

CoolHands

18,648 posts

195 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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The OP should let his cousin know about these great deals

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...


Sheepshanks

32,781 posts

119 months

Friday 13th November 2015
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Ares said:
As above, message left for original guy to forward the contact he uses. He usually uses Audi Crewe (for Audi), so that will be a good starting point.
Perfect! They're owned by Swansway - who also own Stable Vehicle Contracts, a PH partner. http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

SQ5's & Touaregs all round. bow

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

173 months

Saturday 14th November 2015
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OP stop keeping it to yourself and share the link for these amazing deals. A £200 Toureg is required. However how much less is it going to be next month as I may be prepared to wait. My partner wants one as a cheap run around. Not fussed about colour but ideally the R spec. Thanks TY4C

donutsina911

1,049 posts

184 months

Saturday 14th November 2015
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Back in the real world, I've just ordered an SQ5 for Mrs Donuts desig. After 4 dealer visits, a zillion phone calls and research on contracthireandleasing, the best price I found was from Listers Audi. With about 3.5k of options and 2k down, I'll be paying £600 inc vat over 3 years and 15000 miles a year. Highly recommend a chat with Emma in their contract and fleet department, beyond helpful...

robsdesk

187 posts

132 months

Saturday 14th November 2015
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donutsina911 said:
Back in the real world, I've just ordered an SQ5 for Mrs Donuts desig. After 4 dealer visits, a zillion phone calls and research on contracthireandleasing, the best price I found was from Listers Audi. With about 3.5k of options and 2k down, I'll be paying £600 inc vat over 3 years and 15000 miles a year. Highly recommend a chat with Emma in their contract and fleet department, beyond helpful...
My Touareg came from Listers VW, their fleet team very helpful & no trying to upsell paint protection etc...

donutsina911

1,049 posts

184 months

Saturday 14th November 2015
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robsdesk said:
My Touareg came from Listers VW, their fleet team very helpful & no trying to upsell paint protection etc...
Same as my experience then. Unlike local dealer who tried to add on £2k in protection to the quote on visit one...

anonymous-user

54 months

Saturday 14th November 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
OP stop keeping it to yourself and share the link for these amazing deals. A £200 Toureg is required.
I don't think this deal exists unless you have a massive deposit!

GrizzlyBear

1,072 posts

135 months

Saturday 14th November 2015
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J4CKO said:
how does that reinforce corporate responsibility.
Well, have governments demanded that all cars with cheat devices are brought forward for re-test without cheats? so cars can be correctly taxed going forward (even if it is only applied to new registrations). That speaks volumes to me, but then a tax system that targets CO2 rather than miles driven, NOX, particulates and other nasties never added up to me. Official mpg has been borderline fantasy for years. Whole things stinks...

Foil hat on standby smile

k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Sunday 15th November 2015
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St John Smythe said:
Thankyou4calling said:
OP stop keeping it to yourself and share the link for these amazing deals. A £200 Toureg is required.
I don't think this deal exists unless you have a massive deposit!


The car has still got to be paid for at the end of the day. It is an expensive lump which will be in depreciation free fall. If you want to kid yourself it is only 200 per month you will be handing them thousands as a deposit.

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

173 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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I'm still waiting.

Come on OP a £200 Touareg please

anonymous-user

54 months

Monday 16th November 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
I'm still waiting.

Come on OP a £200 Touareg please
God knows what goes through someone's mind when they start a bullst thread like this. The OP must have known we'd all see through it!

Ares

Original Poster:

11,000 posts

120 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
I'm still waiting.

Come on OP a £200 Touareg please
Still chasing....

St John Smythe said:
God knows what goes through someone's mind when they start a bullst thread like this. The OP must have known we'd all see through it!
Maybe wanting to share intel (I'm an anti-Audi man, no reason to push them). But you'll read it as you want....

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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Ares said:
Thankyou4calling said:
I'm still waiting.

Come on OP a £200 Touareg please
Still chasing....

St John Smythe said:
God knows what goes through someone's mind when they start a bullst thread like this. The OP must have known we'd all see through it!
Maybe wanting to share intel (I'm an anti-Audi man, no reason to push them). But you'll read it as you want....
But you didn't share any 'intel'?

SPD14

401 posts

156 months

Tuesday 17th November 2015
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I've come to the conclusion that the OP doesn't know his 'Ares' from his elbow! paperbag